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magicmikeaustin said:
My nickname for Corbal is destroyer.
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We need to exercise caution when talking about Corbal, Magic. First thing she does upon logging in is a Vanity Search, and lord knows she has a bucketful of Vanity. So any ill words issued here will be found out, and she will respond with the most Fuckawesome fusillade of rudeness you can imagine. Not really sure she's worth it. Also, she's only 5 feet tall.
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
guys..cut the kid some slack. :D

To the OP...you should post this in the Personals , not the Playground. :)
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magicmikeaustin said:
That is a thought
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Yes, that is a thought. If he were just looking for gawkers I'd agree but he's wanting to know how to get people to PAY to watch.

Of course I suppose he could detail the show--if he really wants a critique.
What sorts of toys does he use? No probes obviously but any rings or CBT?

A thing like this is going to have to go the extra mile if you want people to come off a couple bucks, kid.
 
Pssst.....OP....admit defeat.....you've lost this thread.
Post one in the Personals, it will go over much better there!
 
LusterMunky said:
We need to exercise caution when talking about Corbal, Magic. First thing she does upon logging in is a Vanity Search, and lord knows she has a bucketful of Vanity. So any ill words issued here will be found out, and she will respond with the most Fuckawesome fusillade of rudeness you can imagine. Not really sure she's worth it. Also, she's only 5 feet tall.
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True. I need to remove any reference to Corbal
 
Thatguy03 said:
22 male here located in Tx. I broadcast on ********** cuz i kinda like being watched and i kinda want to get tipped/paid for it as well. I don't have that many followers and I want to know what i can or should do on cam to attract more people. I accept both men and woman into my room so restrictions aren't really a problem. I only have 2 rules. I don't show my face and i won't insert anything into my ass or dick. Any tips/guidelines would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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Hey YouGuy.

If you are serious, try the How To Forum. You might get trashed or you might get some positive feedback.

If you're just fucking around, trawling for interest...look up sounding.
 
perkyT said:
Hey YouGuy.

If you are serious, try the How To Forum. You might get trashed or you might get some positive feedback.

If you're just fucking around, trawling for interest...look up sounding.
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He's a no go on insertions so I think sounds might put him off.
Shame really--you never do know what you like until you try it. Even if it does come in the form of a long thin metal rod.
 
Thatguy03 said:
22 male here located in Tx. I broadcast on ********** cuz i kinda like being watched and i kinda want to get tipped/paid for it as well. I don't have that many followers and I want to know what i can or should do on cam to attract more people. I accept both men and woman into my room so restrictions aren't really a problem. I only have 2 rules. I don't show my face and i won't insert anything into my ass or dick. Any tips/guidelines would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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Here's the problem: for people who want to watch a dude pound his pud on cam, there are tons of guys out there who will gladly put on a show for free. So if you're going to get paid for it, you gotta ask yourself what service do you provide that your audience can't get anywhere else. There's the rub. You're going to have to come up with something morbidly fascinating or delightfully quirky to keep them coming back for more. Now you've asserted no insertions, so that rules out your most likely source for the aforementioned morbid fascination. (He stuck what up where? But that wouldn't even fit in a basketball hoop! I gotta pay to see this!) So basically you're left with delightfully quirky.

Do you do any impressions? For the older crowd you could give 'em a Dick Nixon and bellow "I am not a crook!" as you flog the bishop. Or you could go Jack Nicholson and yell "You can't handle the truth!" and then have "The Truth" written on your wang in magic marker for added effect. People might pay good money to appreciate the irony that you are quite literally handling "the truth".

Can you sing any showtunes? Perhaps you could find a paying audience to watch you march around the room singing "76 Trombones" while you twirl your baton. In this case, the baton being your penis. If you can't get people to pay for good adaptations of The Music Man, well that's an America I don't want to live in anymore.

I could go on, but hey I'm not some machine that hands out amazing ideas for free. (I've got to make money somehow too!) So to recap, I think these are your options if you really want to get paid. Either be the guy who sticks insanely large items up your ass or do impressions and sing songs while you whack it. Whatever you do, make good choices. Hope this helps.
 
Thatguy03 said:
22 male here located in Tx. I broadcast on ********** cuz i kinda like being watched and i kinda want to get tipped/paid for it as well. I don't have that many followers and I want to know what i can or should do on cam to attract more people. I accept both men and woman into my room so restrictions aren't really a problem. I only have 2 rules. I don't show my face and i won't insert anything into my ass or dick. Any tips/guidelines would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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Have a big penis
 
Miles Long said:
Here's the problem: for people who want to watch a dude pound his pud on cam, there are tons of guys out there who will gladly put on a show for free. So if you're going to get paid for it, you gotta ask yourself what service do you provide that your audience can't get anywhere else. There's the rub. You're going to have to come up with something morbidly fascinating or delightfully quirky to keep them coming back for more. Now you've asserted no insertions, so that rules out your most likely source for the aforementioned morbid fascination. (He stuck what up where? But that wouldn't even fit in a basketball hoop! I gotta pay to see this!) So basically you're left with delightfully quirky.

Do you do any impressions? For the older crowd you could give 'em a Dick Nixon and bellow "I am not a crook!" as you flog the bishop. Or you could go Jack Nicholson and yell "You can't handle the truth!" and then have "The Truth" written on your wang in magic marker for added effect. People might pay good money to appreciate the irony that you are quite literally handling "the truth".

Can you sing any showtunes? Perhaps you could find a paying audience to watch you march around the room singing "76 Trombones" while you twirl your baton. In this case, the baton being your penis. If you can't get people to pay for good adaptations of The Music Man, well that's an America I don't want to live in anymore.

I could go on, but hey I'm not some machine that hands out amazing ideas for free. (I've got to make money somehow too!) So to recap, I think these are your options if you really want to get paid. Either be the guy who sticks insanely large items up your ass or do impressions and sing songs while you whack it. Whatever you do, make good choices. Hope this helps.
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Holy fuck miles long. Post of the year. Or maybe decade!
 
Putting a jester cap on the head of your penis is a great way to attract the ladies.

Bonus if you get the jester hat with the tiny little bells on the end of each flap.
 
Miles Long said:
Here's the problem: for people who want to watch a dude pound his pud on cam, there are tons of guys out there who will gladly put on a show for free. So if you're going to get paid for it, you gotta ask yourself what service do you provide that your audience can't get anywhere else. There's the rub. You're going to have to come up with something morbidly fascinating or delightfully quirky to keep them coming back for more. Now you've asserted no insertions, so that rules out your most likely source for the aforementioned morbid fascination. (He stuck what up where? But that wouldn't even fit in a basketball hoop! I gotta pay to see this!) So basically you're left with delightfully quirky.

Do you do any impressions? For the older crowd you could give 'em a Dick Nixon and bellow "I am not a crook!" as you flog the bishop. Or you could go Jack Nicholson and yell "You can't handle the truth!" and then have "The Truth" written on your wang in magic marker for added effect. People might pay good money to appreciate the irony that you are quite literally handling "the truth".

Can you sing any showtunes? Perhaps you could find a paying audience to watch you march around the room singing "76 Trombones" while you twirl your baton. In this case, the baton being your penis. If you can't get people to pay for good adaptations of The Music Man, well that's an America I don't want to live in anymore.

I could go on, but hey I'm not some machine that hands out amazing ideas for free. (I've got to make money somehow too!) So to recap, I think these are your options if you really want to get paid. Either be the guy who sticks insanely large items up your ass or do impressions and sing songs while you whack it. Whatever you do, make good choices. Hope this helps.
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Fucking hilarious.
 
NotHisLady said:
He's a no go on insertions so I think sounds might put him off.
Shame really--you never do know what you like until you try it. Even if it does come in the form of a long thin metal rod.
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Exactly. ;)


Miles Long said:
Here's the problem: for people who want to watch a dude pound his pud on cam, there are tons of guys out there who will gladly put on a show for free. So if you're going to get paid for it, you gotta ask yourself what service do you provide that your audience can't get anywhere else. There's the rub. You're going to have to come up with something morbidly fascinating or delightfully quirky to keep them coming back for more. Now you've asserted no insertions, so that rules out your most likely source for the aforementioned morbid fascination. (He stuck what up where? But that wouldn't even fit in a basketball hoop! I gotta pay to see this!) So basically you're left with delightfully quirky.

Do you do any impressions? For the older crowd you could give 'em a Dick Nixon and bellow "I am not a crook!" as you flog the bishop. Or you could go Jack Nicholson and yell "You can't handle the truth!" and then have "The Truth" written on your wang in magic marker for added effect. People might pay good money to appreciate the irony that you are quite literally handling "the truth".

Can you sing any showtunes? Perhaps you could find a paying audience to watch you march around the room singing "76 Trombones" while you twirl your baton. In this case, the baton being your penis. If you can't get people to pay for good adaptations of The Music Man, well that's an America I don't want to live in anymore.

I could go on, but hey I'm not some machine that hands out amazing ideas for free. (I've got to make money somehow too!) So to recap, I think these are your options if you really want to get paid. Either be the guy who sticks insanely large items up your ass or do impressions and sing songs while you whack it. Whatever you do, make good choices. Hope this helps.
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Well. I guess you probably don't need to go to the How To Forum. :rolleyes:

T'anks, WeirdoFriendofMine. :D
 
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