Help Wanted: Cabana Girl and Pool Boy

[Shotokan07]

Its quite alright... It was unofficial of me to do that in a business environment.

~Elizabeth~ {{}}

 

[Ammo44]

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

Blondie & Elizabeth's Co-ed Clothing Optional Swimming Pool is now accepting applications for the positions of:

CABANA GIRL, trainee
POOL BOY, trainee

Successful candidates will leave resume on this thread. Applications delivered via PM or dropped off at the swimming pool will not be considered


Cabana Girl and Pool Boy needed to meet, greet, and flirt with guests of Blondie & Elizabeth's Swimming Pool.

Entry level position promises rapid advancement for qualified individuals. Rotten pay. Flexible hours. Fringe benefbana Girl Trainee position, we seek the following:
1. Minimum of five minutes experience at flirting. Lit virgins are welcome to apply.

For Pool Boy Trainee position, we seek the following:
1. 100 or more posts. Lit virgins need not apply.
2. Gentlemanly, patient, and charming disposition.
3. Ability to apply suntan lotion in a sensuous fashion, but only when requested.
4. It helps if you can swim.

Successful candidates will familiarize themselves with the Swimming Pool and Pool Diaries (see links in sig line) and then leave on this thread an eloquent and convincing resume.


Trolls, lurkers, and non-applicants are encouraged to weigh in with their opinions of candidates.

I'd love to apply for pool attendant job opening....I have a greqat personality, give excellent massages and oil rubs......I can help fill in at the Tiki Bar or kitchen when necessary.............I'm a flirt extraordinaire..........and the boss is always right......

I also swim well and give superb mouth to mouth

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Re: Re: Help Wanted: Cabana Girl and Pool Boy

I'd love to apply for pool attendant job opening....I have a greqat personality, give excellent massages and oil rubs......I can help fill in at the Tiki Bar or kitchen when necessary.............I'm a flirt extraordinaire..........and the boss is always right......

I also swim well and give superb mouth to mouth

Ammo, thank you for applying for a position with the pool. You sound like you have all the right qualifications for the job, so please stop by the pool for a formal interview soon. We look forward to talking with you and the possible hiring of you to work at our lovely oasis on Lit

Sincerely Elizabeth
B&E Enterprises