Here's an idea...

[bbkradwell]

Mmmmmm

I have no point
I'm more smooth and rounded
No hard edges here

Something else you should know about me, 'just pet" is that I'm a real pervert! There're all kinds of dirty, perverted things running through my mind, right now! Things that I would LOVE to try doing with/to your smooth, rounded edges...

 

[bbkradwell]

Wow

Wow! I'm on page 2!!! Pretty cool, huh!
Well, I don't know about you but I, for one, am impressed!

 

[bbkradwell]

#217

This is #217!
I was on # 199, I think when I started this thread!
I'm going for, I think, like, a gazillion! And once I've reached that gazillion, then I will rule the world, so you'd all better be nice to me, kids or you're all gonna be in trouble then, I can tell you that right now...

 

[bbkradwell]

How've you been?

sO, i WAS GONNA SAY THAT IT'S S'POSED TA BE NICE, HERE TODAY! iT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET A NICE DAY, WEATHERWISE, (DARN IT! i FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS SILLY THING) and nice-weather days are rather rare, here in FL during the Summer months!

 

[bbkradwell]

One more thing...

Oh, did anybody else watch the Tour de France yesterday? Man, that Lance Armstrong is amazing, isn't he? Just incredible! 7 times he's won Le Toure! ONE time is fantastic! But, SEVEN? THAT is just so incredible, so amazing, so fantastic, so--- so--- so---I can't think of any more adjectives to describe it. It's just so, so, SO, freakin' cool!!!

 

[1hotbabe]

Wow! I'm on page 2!!! Pretty cool, huh!
Well, I don't know about you but I, for one, am impressed!

Doesn't take much, eh?

 

[bbkradwell]

One more thing...

Lance! If you ever read this, I would love to ride with you, man!

I love to ride alllllll over my little bit of the world, here. I have accumulated nearly 11,000 miles on my bike in 5 and 1/2 years! OK, so I know that you professional guys go about 18,000 miles a year in training but when you consider that I am NOT a professional rider, I'm 60-80 lbs. overweight (under-tall?) and I have a body built more for Stand-Up Comedy than for bicycling, it's pretty good that I've gone so far! Some people don't even drive their cars as far as I bike!
I don't even drive a car anymore!!! I would rather ride my bike, anywhere/ everywhere I need to go, than drive my freakin' car! I hate cars! I think they should be outlawed! Except for ambulances and Police cars, ALL automobiles should be taken off the roads!

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

Doesn't take much, eh?

 

[bbkradwell]

#222

222!!! Does anybody else remember that tv show? I loved it! I can remember the theme song from it, right now! Great music!
And the people on the show! Man o' man! I'll sum it up in two words: Karen. Valentine.
Mmmm-Oh! How sweet it is! How sweet SHE was! Those little minidresses that she wore were SO sexy! OMG!
And, I think her name was Judy Strangis(?) The same actress who played Dyna Girl from "Electra Woman and Dyna Girl." [Side note: Electra Woman was Deidre Hall from the soap opera, Days of Our Lives.]
"Room 222" was a really cool show, though!
Bruno Kirby was also on it. And that guy with the big, funny, red afro-like hairdo! (I think he's bald now, go figure.) He was funny.

I just realized something: This is a pretty lame post! If you don't know anything about the show I'm talking about or if you hated it, then this has got to be boring for you.
In which case, I'm sorry for wasting your time here.
I realize that this isn't my own personal blog, here. This is a Literotica Forum Board. So, I'll shut up for a while...

 

[bbkradwell]

Hey! Hey, hey, HEY!

If you're reading this, why don't you write a response? s'matter? Ya chicken?
*bawk, bawk, bakawbawk* [chicken sounds]

 

[LukkyKnight]

According to Webster : "One who does the mambo."

You have got some very real potential.

 

[bbkradwell]

ummmm


I wish somebody'd instruct me on how to post a fucking picture here!
Because I have got some doozies!

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

Some reeeeal fuckin' doozies, man!

 

[bbkradwell]

???

Shit! How many posts do I hafta have in order to be "really, really experienced" here at Lit? For cripe sakes!

 

[bbkradwell]

#229

One away from 230!!!

 

[bbkradwell]

#230!!!


I love this dancing "" thing here!
It's pretty funny!

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I wish somebody'd instruct me on how to post a fucking picture here!
Because I have got some doozies!

Well if they are on your computer then go down to manage attachments and that will put them on.

But if you want to do pictures so you don't have to open it then you need to go to www.photobucket.com and then use it to put on here.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hey! Here's something interesting about Me that not everyone knows: I'm strangely into "Multi-Tasking!"
And, by multi-tasking, I mean, doing many different things at one time.
Take right now, for instance --- Right now, I'm watching tv ("Face The Nation,") brushing my teeth AND typing this on my computer! ALL at the SAME time!!!
How's THAT for talent!
Can YOU do that?
Huh? Well, can ya?
HUH???

Good for you, but can you have a good conversation at the same time, now I have never, ever met a person that could do that well.

We end up talking trivia and they don't see half of what I said. They take so long to respond to me, I go off and do something else. The conversation is so broken up as to be rendered useless.

 

[bbkradwell]

Oh

Good for you, but can you have a good conversation at the same time, now I have never, ever met a person that could do that well.

We end up talking trivia and they don't see half of what I said. They take so long to respond to me, I go off and do something else. The conversation is so broken up as to be rendered useless.

And I suppose that's My fault, too, huh? Boy, I get blamed for everything, around here...

 

[bbkradwell]

Hey!

Hey, after all these years I've finally figured out how to fix My signature so it reads as a clickable link! AND, I've figured out how ta make my words come out with funky colors! Pretty neat, huh?
Like I said, it only took me how long? "YEARS?"
Cripes, but I'm dense! Duhhhh!
Ha ha ha... But watch out kiddies cuz' once I've figured out the whole picture posting-thing, then you'll be seeing what a real sexfiend is like!
(BTW, thanks for the brief tutorial, there, W. I'll look into that when I have more time! I appreciate it!)(Oh, and say hi to your daughters for me... Mmmmm, the Bush Twins!)

 

[Brinnie]

WELCOME 2 LIT, N00B!​

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Britney_Spears/blush.png​

 

[bbkradwell]

Bush Twins (teehee)

Hey, after all these years I've finally figured out how to fix My signature so it reads as a clickable link! AND, I've figured out how ta make my words come out with funky colors! Pretty neat, huh?
Like I said, it only took me how long? "YEARS?"
Cripes, but I'm dense! Duhhhh!
Ha ha ha... But watch out kiddies cuz' once I've figured out the whole picture posting-thing, then you'll be seeing what a real sexfiend is like!
(BTW, thanks for the brief tutorial, there, W. I'll look into that when I have more time! I appreciate it!)(Oh, and say hi to your daughters for me... Mmmmm, the Bush Twins!)

"Bush Twins?" Twin bushes! what is it about young, twin women that gets us guys so aroused?

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Whats a Mamber?

I think he means "NAMBLA"

 

[bbkradwell]

Oh

Pabloback Had That Idea Once...I Tried It Too...

Nevermind Bout Post Count, It Means Nawt!

Oh, sure... It means nawt (naught?) to you, perhaps, but then again, you've got 7K+ posts and I'm sitting here with a hard on and only 200+ posts.... Yes, I said "hard on," too! The supplements I'm taking are working, my friends and I'm able to achieve a full erection again! YAAAYYYYY!!! (All the damned bicycling, over the years, had begun to take its toll on my ability to get hard but NO MORE!!!) I can now get it up, AND keep it UP, to its full 7 " !!!!!!!!!! So, bring on the tightest asses! Cuz' I can fuck 'em again!

 

[bbkradwell]

Sorry...

Sorry, you'll hafta s'cuse me, I hafta go potty...