Here's How Donald Trump Could Become President

[Adre]

I was for Kasich right before I was for Clinton...

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I can't help that the clown college would not nominate the only Republican that I could vote for, because moderates, well, that's a nice thing to be, like me, but nice guys finish last...

Moderates are losers.

You're clearly a zipman alt...

We've heard this same damned sort of the during every election cycle at Lit beginning with Bush v. Gore from the same damned type of posters; from Bush is stupid, to how can you be so stupid to vote for him again and culminating in I would have voted for McCain, except they nominated that stupid woman and I would have voted for Mitt, but then he dissed the 47%...

Or of course those who voted for Obama to teach us a lesson.

 

[miles]

To be fair, the upside of a Trump victory would be that the radical rightwing religious and ideological movements would be set back fifty years. So not all would be lost. Plus according to Miles we'd have a superior verbal model in the Oval.

Do you need a shovel to dig yourself a deeper hole? Do yourself a favor and slither out of this thread before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Adre]

A moderate is like a Messianic Jew or someone who claims to be a social liberal and a fiscal conservative.

They can't make up their fucking mind and won't commit either way.

As opposed to being a raving Zionist rightwing fuckwit which is preferable.

 

[Adre]

Do you need a shovel to dig yourself a deeper hole? Do yourself a favor and slither out of this thread before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

You're terrible at this. Don't you have an Obama thread to start?

 

[toubab]

Except for that pesky Ohio and its winner take all delegates going to Kasich. Trump is still only half way to the required 1237 delegates. Every state he splits with the others make his odds of making it worse.

Cleveland is going to be a contested convention. Trump is toast.

Here's a reality check for you:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016

"Mar 22 American Samoa 3 6 0 9 9 0 Caucus (open) (No allocation) N/A N/A N/A Mar 22 Convention N/A
Arizona 3 28 27 58 0 58 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all[d] Apr 30 Convention Apr 30 Convention N/A
Utah 3 37 0 40 0 40 Caucus (semi-closed) Winner-take-most N/A N/A N/A Apr 23 Convention 15%[p]
Apr 5 Wisconsin 3 15 24 42 0 42 Primary (open) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all Apr 17 Slate May 14 Slate N/A
Apr 19 New York 3 11 81 95 0 95 Primary (closed) Winner-take-most Winner-take-most Apr 19 Slate May 26 Committee 20%
Apr 26 Connecticut 3 10 15 28 3 25 Primary (closed) Winner-take-most Winner-take-all May 20 Slate May 20 Slate 20%
Delaware 3 13 0 16 0 16 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all N/A N/A N/A Apr 26 Convention N/A
Maryland 3 11 24 38 0 38 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all Apr 19 Direct Elec. May 14 Convention N/A
Pennsylvania 3 14 54 71 54 17 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all (No allocation) Apr 19 Direct Elec. May 21 Committee N/A
Rhode Island 3 10 6 19 0 19 Primary (semi-closed) Proportional Proportional Apr 26 Direct Elec. Apr 26 Direct Elec. 10%
May 3 Indiana 3 27 27 57 0 57 Primary (open) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all May 3 Slate May 3 Slate N/A
May 10 Nebraska 3 24 9 36 3 33 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all[d] May 14 Convention May 14 Convention N/A
West Virginia 3 22 9 34 0 34 Primary (semi-closed) Direct Elec.[g] Direct Elec.[g] May 10 Direct Elec. May 10 Direct Elec. N/A
May 17 Oregon 3 10 15 28 3 25 Primary (closed) Proportional Proportional Jun 4 Convention Jun 4 Convention 3.57%
May 24 Washington 3 11 30 44 0 44 Primary (closed) Proportional Winner-take-most May 24 Slate May 24 Slate 20%
June 7 California 3 10 159 172 0 172 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all Winner-take-all Jun 7 Slate Jun 7 Slate N/A
Montana 3 24 0 27 0 27 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all N/A N/A N/A May 14 Slate N/A
New Jersey 3 48 0 51 0 51 Primary (semi-closed) Winner-take-all N/A N/A N/A Jun 5 Slate N/A
New Mexico 3 12 9 24 0 24 Primary (closed) Proportional Proportional[d] May 21 Convention May 21 Convention 15%
South Dakota 3 26 0 29 0 29 Primary (closed) Winner-take-all"

Notice all the winner-take-all states coming up? And a few winner-take-most states to boot? Looks like Trump territory to me. Especially with both Cruz and Kasich in the race.

 

[miles]

As opposed to being a raving Zionist rightwing fuckwit which is preferable.

ROFLMAO!!

I love Throb wannabes.

You wouldn't know a Zionist if one fucked you in the ass and gave you a little reacharound.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A moderate is like a Messianic Jew or someone who claims to be a social liberal and a fiscal conservative.

They can't make up their fucking mind and won't commit either way.

The only good Jew is a diasporic Jew.

 

[miles]

You're terrible at this. Don't you have an Obama thread to start?

Here you go, shmuck. Wear gloves so you don't get blisters.

http://wstoollibrary.org/files/2011/09/Shovel-pic.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I tried to find a book about all of the great moderates in history but it seems moderation leads to being forgotten and consigned to the ash bin of history...

 

[Adre]

ROFLMAO!!

I love Throb wannabes.

You wouldn't know a Zionist if one fucked you in the ass and gave you a little reacharound.

Zionists can get it up?

 

[miles]

The only good Jew is a diasporic Jew.

Ask Adre.

He knows all about Zionists. You know - the ones who control the banks and the media.

 

[Adre]

I tried to find a book about all of the great moderates in history but it seems moderation leads to being forgotten and consigned to the ash bin of history...

Hint: look at your coins and currency. We know your heroes are zealots and crackpots.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ask Adre.

He knows all about Zionists. You know - the ones who control the banks and the media.

*chuckle*



Tell him it's duck season...

WABBITT!

 

[miles]

Zionists can get it up?

Apparently you need something more substantial to scoop your bullshit:

http://m4.i.pbase.com/g1/02/839202/2/130165734.Qx9oK6AF.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I see the horse's ass is leaving some more thread fertilizer...


Hey, stupid, unless you're printing your own currency, it's OUR currency.

 

[miles]

Hint: look at your coins and currency. We know your heroes are zealots and crackpots.

Lincoln and Jefferson were Zionist crockpots?

Who knew?

Fucking douche.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lincoln and Jefferson were Zionist crockpots?

Who knew?

Fucking douche.

He's refewwing to Hamiwton..

 

[miles]

I see the horse's ass is leaving some more thread fertilizer...


Hey, stupid, unless your printing your own currency, it's OUR currency.

What's a little Jew hatred among friends? Just ask his pal Throb.

 

[Adre]

Lincoln and Jefferson were Zionist crockpots?

Who knew?

Fucking douche.

I see you have trouble absorbing two separate thoughts. Note the period between two statements. As I said you're not too good at this.

 

[miles]

He's refewwing to Hamiwton..

Now HE was a fucking Zionist if there ever was one!

It's true...I read it on the internet.

 

[miles]

I see you have trouble absorbing two separate thoughts. Note the period between two statements. As I said you're not too good at this.

Well at least I'm not a moderate.

 

[Adre]

He's refewwing to Hamiwton..

If you're lucky Butters will stop by and give you a proper asskicking real soon, Tubby.

 

[miles]

Dig faster, Adre.

 

[toubab]

It's clearly more likely Trump will get to 1237 than that he won't, the way I see it. He'll get 100% of the delegates from Arizona next week, for example, and there will be many more such examples to follow, from all appearances. The consensus opinion that there will be an open convention is wrong, in my opinion.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If you're lucky Butters will stop by and give you a proper asskicking real soon, Tubby.

SSSSSSSshhhhh... be vewy vewy qwiet. Ahm huntin' wascaws...

Stupid moderate; get into an insult war...