Hey Kids! All Things Good...

[Matt_Next_Door]

We need a "Groan" button here.

Well that's the fun of it all...silly is never a bad thing....lol

 

[LostGirlTink]

https://new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Obey_aa2f9b_906076.jpg

 

[steve6161]

We need a "Groan" button here.

We need a lot more than a Groan button

 

[HBergeron]

http://positivequotesimages.com/images/537848/agf_dirtypics.jpg

 

[DarkSimian]

How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west

Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie?
He was too far out man!

Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
He burped 7Up

This reminds me of a horrible joke from the Challenger Disaster:

Why does NASA only drink Sprite?
Because they can't get 7UP

 

[HBergeron]

How to get turned on without even seeing a boob...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/jxqXNr5d73oPrIVSio/giphy.gif

 

[HBergeron]

So new medical breakthroughs allowed a 23 year old woman who was born without a vagina to finally receive one made out of fish... tilapia (no, not going for the easy rhyme) to be exact.

You can't make this shit up, and out of deference to a young woman who has a lot of catching up to do, I'll just leave it that...

*Must... make...joke... fish...pussy joke...
///SMACK!///
No!*

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/2...eceives-one-made-out-of-tilapia-fish-skin.htm

 

[JennyNo1]

This guy always makes me giggle...

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/90/9f/d6/909fd6e7c9bcaa79b68943201e2c04f1.jpg

 

[HBergeron]

http://memesbams.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/41-how-wine-is-made-dirty-meme.jpg

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/337ea1f2aaf8c6d456c9b050289d3c11/tumblr_p9z1mqFOdP1wvoavfo1_1280.jpg

 

[HBergeron]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/337ea1f2aaf8c6d456c9b050289d3c11/tumblr_p9z1mqFOdP1wvoavfo1_1280.jpg

Hahahahaha!!!

I was one minute ago years old! Really? Okay, I see it now...
(PS: still laughing hysterically over your
"Whale oil beef hooked" post.)

On another note:

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he smashes into your windshield?

















His ass.

 

[HBergeron]

A classic NatLamp:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/f3/72/c3f37253f97f04c469f9723d7b309da1.jpg

 

[HBergeron]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/51ea6e85d4100c7154b7faa74727f478/tumblr_pa2bjz9Wga1x9diywo1_500.png

I understand you wanting to fill my mouth, but my eyes TOO? This is is starting to feel less and less like real love...

 

[BadAmy]

I have no jokes. But I love you HB.

 

[HBergeron]

I have no jokes. But I love you HB.

I love you too, Amy, and that's no joke - so incredible to see you back!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Don't we all love having Amy back! That makes things seem like they are just back to normal and how they should be. Glad you are back sweet girl!

Meanwhile...back at the ranch....

https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5dfb13c64e850c17f8df192e07bd810/tumblr_pa857fKt691wvoavfo1_640.jpg

 

[HBergeron]

The Chairman of the Board:
https://www.brainyquote.com/photos_tr/en/f/franksinatra/383812/franksinatra1.jpg

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Just want to tell you....

I truly love you. From our first meeting, I knew we would be fast friends. In my heart, I knew it. You possessed something so familiar to me that I had to reach out and let you know "that agape love" resides deep within for you. I've shared this with you on many occasions before in many different ways. You are my "Sweet Thing" or my "Sweet Thang". You were and will always be this

You aren't my play toy, my boyfriend nor my sexual playmate (although certain responses on different threads give off this illusion). You are one of my most cherished friends that I can honestly say without flinching, you make my heart smile whether I see you or not.

I am honored and humbled to be and have you as my friend


You are very much so loved.

 

[HBergeron]

I truly love you. From our first meeting, I knew we would be fast friends. In my heart, I knew it. You possessed something so familiar to me that I had to reach out and let you know "that agape love" resides deep within for you. I've shared this with you on many occasions before in many different ways. You are my "Sweet Thing" or my "Sweet Thang". You were and will always be this

You aren't my play toy, my boyfriend nor my sexual playmate (although certain responses on different threads give off this illusion). You are one of my most cherished friends that I can honestly say without flinching, you make my heart smile whether I see you or not.

I am honored and humbled to be and have you as my friend


You are very much so loved.

Thank you... I am the one humbled, my sweet Tigress. I too could see from the first what a treasured friend you would be. You were one of the first to reach out to me on this site, you're my New Year's Eve phone date, my 'Rowring' texting, sexy pal.

I love and adore you, and if flirting in the threads were real life, just know that you would have to launder your linens twice... possibly thrice.

I count myself as so fortunate to be among the few who love and are loved by you.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dropping off some love and hugs...I hope each of you has a very beautiful day today...

 

[HBergeron]

Dropping off some love and hugs...I hope each of you has a very beautiful day today...

My dearest BC,

You live in my heart every day, with my warmest hugs and kisses reaching across all of the states between us. You were the other beautiful soul that first reached out to me here - I think I prefer the lines to be blurred as to who may have been first - you or BCC, because I love you both so very very much.

I adore you,
(((huuuuuuugggggssss)))
and

 

[HBergeron]

Just because...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/xUOxffjFjrdEwGx4IM/giphy.gif

 

[JennyNo1]

Just because...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/xUOxffjFjrdEwGx4IM/giphy.gif

Fucky the Clown?

 

[HBergeron]

Fucky the Clown?

It's a Fucky The Clown production of
"Nanner and Cupcake Make a Porno"

 

[BlackCashmere]

Wishing everyone here a most beautiful Father's Day...