Hey Rick DeVille

[Guest]

Fess up pal. Who are you really? You stroll, nay, SWAGGER onto the board, all smart mouth and brooding av. You have the girlies of lit swooning at your feet. Your pussy pack would put Miles and PC to shame. I find it hard to believe your a newbie. So, fess up. Who the fuck are you, really?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Fess up pal. Who are you really? You stroll, nay, SWAGGER onto the board, all smart mouth and brooding av. You have the girlies of lit swooning at your feet. Your pussy pack would put Miles and PC to shame. I find it hard to believe your a newbie. So, fess up. Who the fuck are you, really?

Fessup? You from the south? I can tell









Im new at nothing, ok Lav?

 

[Problem Child]

pussy pack? Is that like an ice pack for one's pussy? Another name for a tampon? A jetpack powered by estrogen?

 

[lavender]

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[scylis]

wow! a troll of your own! you must be sooooo proud, rick!

i wish my troll didn't have to be put down.

 

[Rick DeVille]

pussy pack? Is that like an ice pack for one's pussy? Another name for a tampon? A jetpack powered by estrogen?

Its a new brand, I can see the commercials

 

[Calamity Jane]

Your pussy pack would put Miles and PC to shame.

Dreaming about being the pussy packed in with those three

 

[Rick DeVille]

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This actually might prove you are new. If you were an oldie, you'd know this.

Thats good. Im new so all of you forget your stupid fucking theories.








Hypothetically speaking Lav



I might have known that and then said that to mindfuck all the so intelligent people on this board. An interesting theory?

 

[Rick DeVille]

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Dreaming about being the pussy packed in with those three

Pagan, I think you and I have a meeting of the minds, we understand what is fucking important in life. Pleasure and Romance!

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Pagan, I think you and I have a meeting of the minds, we understand what is fucking important in life. Pleasure and Romance!

looking forward to a meeting of other things...

 

[Guest]

Hey Rick De Ville

 

[Laurel]

pussy pack? Is that like an ice pack for one's pussy? Another name for a tampon? A jetpack powered by estrogen?

It's multiple pussies in hunting formation.

 

[Rick DeVille]

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looking forward to a meeting of other things...

Shit, I forgotten how to blush, goddammit!

 

[lavender]

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[Rick DeVille]

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Maybe you and fessup are one and the same. The old double mind-fuck bluff??

Im obnoxious enough, I dont need another name

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Hypothetically speaking....

you could have known that we would know that you should know that, as an oldie, and would try to pretend not to know that in order to throw us off and make us thing you were a newbie. But we knew that you knew that the "so intelligent" people would assume you would try to throw us off and that you would try this revers shit because someone of your nature would TRY to mindfuck us....yadda yadda yadda [insert remaining reverse psychobabble here].

i take it back, i'm not sharing my weed... you scare me

 

[Guest]

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[Problem Child]

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Rick, is Laurel paying you to post here?

Your post total has dropped off from 109/day two days ago, to a paltry 77/day.

That means that assuming you sit on your ass for eight hours a day, you are posting 9.6 times an hour, or a post every 6.2 minutes, roughly speaking.

What I derive from that information is one or more of the following conclusions:

A) you are a shut-in with no life.

B) you have nothing interesting to say. No one that posts 77 times in a single day can sustain intersting conversation continuously, unless they're Robin Williams or Jesus Christ.

C) You have somehow manipulated your post totals to raise your total. Why someone would do this, I don't know. You don't seem bright emough to figure out how to do that, but I could be wrong.

D) Laurel is paying you to post. This seems remote, because as boring as you are, I don't see how it could be a benefit to her. I think maybe her money would be better spent figuring out how to improve the site...possibly by designing a bright red christmas motif background to make all of us go blind.

Anyway, whatever you're doing is working...you have a pussy pack. The troll said so.

 

[lavender]

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[Rick DeVille]

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Hypothetically speaking....

you could have known that we would know that you should know that, as an oldie, and would try to pretend not to know that in order to throw us off and make us thing you were a newbie. But we knew that you knew that the "so intelligent" people would assume you would try to throw us off and that you would try this revers shit because someone of your nature would TRY to mindfuck us....yadda yadda yadda [insert remaining reverse psychobabble here].

Fuck! I think me and Lav agree! Its all bullshit! I think I can go to bed now with an easy heart

 

[nasty]

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Hypothetically speaking....

you could have known that we would know that you should know that, as an oldie, and would try to pretend not to know that in order to throw us off and make us thing you were a newbie. But we knew that you knew that the "so intelligent" people would assume you would try to throw us off and that you would try this revers shit because someone of your nature would TRY to mindfuck us....yadda yadda yadda [insert remaining reverse psychobabble here].

In Austin Power voice "Oh no. I've gone crosseyed."

 

[Rick DeVille]

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Rick, is Laurel paying you to post here?

Your post total has dropped off from 109/day two days ago, to a paltry 77/day.

That means that assuming you sit on your ass for eight hours a day, you are posting 9.6 times an hour, or a post every 6.2 minutes, roughly speaking.

What I derive from that information is one or more of the following conclusions:

A) you are a shut-in with no life.

B) you have nothing interesting to say. No one that posts 77 times in a single day can sustain intersting conversation continuously, unless they're Robin Williams or Jesus Christ.

C) You have somehow manipulated your post totals to raise your total. Why someone would do this, I don't know. You don't seem bright emough to figure out how to do that, but I could be wrong.

D) Laurel is paying you to post. This seems remote, because as boring as you are, I don't see how it could be a benefit to her. I think maybe her money would be better spent figuring out how to improve the site...possibly by designing a bright red christmas motif background to make all of us go blind.

Anyway, whatever you're doing is working...you have a pussy pack. The troll said so.

None of the above, fuck it!

 

[lavender]

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[Calamity Jane]

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If I use the edit function, will you still share? Pretty please?

ok, ok. just promise you won't scare me anymore

 

[Rick DeVille]

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Didn't you tell someone you were giving them a dictionary just moments ago? Grammar checks are our friends.

Oh, I forgot. It was just too many Christmas parties.

Spelling checks and grammar checks are the same? Fuck, I learned something today, Maam.

Chrsitmas parties, lets not go there but, I was partying with lawyers tonite, blame those cunts for a change and leave Rick alone. Im innocent. Im going to bed, got an early morning conference call