Hey! Where's the New Year's Resolution Thread?

[ABSTRUSE]

Sure. We could use your cigar for heat.

I'm there babe.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Um, the ones in the small of my back are a bit tender yet.

But the ones on my knees are barely noticeable.

PLEASE explain that position to me! Exactly where does the guy stand?

...or sit. Or lie down. Or kneel. Or whatever he's doing.

 

[zeb1094]

PLEASE explain that position to me! Exactly where does the guy stand?

...or sit. Or lie down. Or kneel. Or whatever he's doing.

Who said it was a guy?

 

[Guest]

PLEASE explain that position to me! Exactly where does the guy stand?

...or sit. Or lie down. Or kneel. Or whatever he's doing.

That would be from two different positions (on the carpet) during the same wild sexual encounter, Swedish gal.


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/iconsex-missionary.gif (small of my back)


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/iconsex-doggystyle.gif (my knees)

 

[hugo_sam]

I think I'll resolve to quit caring or giving a shit. Yup.

 

[impressive]

You should embroider it on a pillow.

Maybe I will.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I'll resolve to quit caring or giving a shit. Yup.

Life is so much easier when you do.

And if you figure out how, let me know so I can do it too.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Quiet_Cool]

You might go with the Lord ... but you'll come with Imp.

I will? Are you sure? Cuz I faked it the first time...

Q_C

 

[cloudy]

I'm going to get the fuck out of here, one way or another.

 

[hugo_sam]

I'm going to get the fuck out of here, one way or another.

 

[impressive]

I will? Are you sure? Cuz I faked it the first time...

Q_C

Must've been with a different Imp, then.




cloudy --



Okay, back to writing. (No, I didn't make a writing-related resolution ... yet.)

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Life is so much easier when you do.

And if you figure out how, let me know so I can do it too.

Hugo, you may be teaching a class here shortly...

Q_C

 

[Blackie Malone]

I'm going to get the fuck out of here, one way or another.

And you will.

I don't plan on being around much.

 

[cloudy]

And you will.

I don't plan on being around much.

I'm taking you with me.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I'm taking you with me.

I'm packing light.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I'm going to get the fuck out of here, one way or another.

Go.

Not "Just leave", but go...



Q_C

 

[coochie]

My New Years Resolution is to go more places by myself

 

[cloudy]

I'm packing light.

I'll try to call first, but watch for me....you know the signs.

Go.

Not "Just leave", but go...



Q_C

I will.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I'll try to call first, but watch for me....you know the signs.

Drought, locusts and prohibition, right?

 

[cloudy]

Drought, locusts and prohibition, right?

prohibition, not so much.

 

[Blackie Malone]

prohibition, not so much.

Whew, thank God for that.

I'll watch for the star in the sky too.

 

[cloudy]

Whew, thank God for that.

I'll watch for the star in the sky too.

no wise men, though, although incense is cool.

I'll have someone light a bonfire for us to light the way.

 

[Blackie Malone]

no wise men, though, although incense is cool.

I'll have someone light a bonfire for us to light the way.

Cool, I have incense....and I want to be known as the Great White Devil.

 

[cloudy]

Cool, I have incense....and I want to be known as the Great White Devil.

ok.

I'll call ahead, so they can make you a t-shirt.