Traveler32
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SnKwv said:
Duh!
No kidding!
You are A woman!
No kidding!
You are A woman!
Hi Everyone
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bearlee
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Traveler32 said:As there seems to have been a breakdown in discipline and general behavior towards Red Devil, the thread mistress will read, recite and learn from the following:
(There will be a quiz!)
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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I'm not sure, but I think some of these are kind of sexist
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good morning snkw
Traveler32
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bearlee said:I'm not sure, but I think some of these are kind of sexist
Really?
I kinda saw it as a public service announcement.
I kinda saw it as a public service announcement.
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SnKwv said:Hi there
hope all is well.
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puno said:
"mean old, sexist pig of a devil"
You say that like its a bad thing.
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good morning.
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SnKwv said:Yes they are!!! Now...you see how he is?
Oh, and another thing...
I am NOT jealous of art's tool.
I am NOT jealous of art's tool.
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SnKwv said:Sure Your Not.....
Honey, art's is photoshopped... bear told me.
Its normally like a rododendron branch... all narly and shit.
And if anyone should be jealous, its all the other guys on Lit.
Nothing compares to this magnificent 4" wand of wonder!
Its normally like a rododendron branch... all narly and shit.
And if anyone should be jealous, its all the other guys on Lit.
Nothing compares to this magnificent 4" wand of wonder!
Traveler32 said:Honey, art's is photoshopped... bear told me.
Its normally like a rododendron branch... all narly and shit.
And if anyone should be jealous, its all the other guys on Lit.
Nothing compares to this magnificent 4" wand of wonder!
Well!!! While you have your head up in the clouds....I told you last week that i sent Innocents Corrupter some pics of me...here one he worked on.
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SnKwv said:
Told ya! Ohhhhhh, you're talking about the pic!
