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WV Devil32 said:Limited Time Offer!
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Keep the tissues I would need a large roll of paper towels
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artmajor said:I'll take a STAIN FREE
And yet another self-satisfied customer!
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WV Devil32 said:Huh? Kelly's still here?
Oh shit!
:Starts digging frantically in piles of Tall Toad empties and Bean Burrito Supreme wrappers:
If she's here I need to find her (and clean this mess up) before the zookeeper checks in!
*checks in* Ummmm ok you missed a few and geeez you didn't take the trash out! *gets whip out* Don't make me use this on you!
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Lillady said:*checks in* Ummmm ok you missed a few and geeez you didn't take the trash out! *gets whip out* Don't make me use this on you!
<Raises eyebrow>
Ya know what there zoo_girl, that whip would make you a mighty nice thong... even better if we looped a couple of times around your wrists and hung you from the ceiling beams... blindfolded.
Now go get me a beer... and take off yer jeans!
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Lillady:
What a combination, Lillady and Kelly. It's very nice of you to be helping out, Ms. Butterfly, and you're doing quite a good job of it with this one: LilLady looking good Nice curves!
And, Kelly, this lovely ass of yours was the perfect going-away present for you to leave us drooling over. Yum!
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WV Devil32 said:<Raises eyebrow>
Ya know what there zoo_girl, that whip would make you a mighty nice thong... even better if we looped a couple of times around your wrists and hung you from the ceiling beams... blindfolded.
Now go get me a beer... and take off yer jeans!
OK...1st I love thongs
2nd...OMG Please hang me from the ceiling
3rd....PLEASE PLEASE do not forget the blindfold
4th...I get own my beer...I fetch for no one!
5th...Who said I was wearing jeans????? HUH?????
6th...Clean up your mess before I see it again and before Kelly comes back!
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sig357 said:
Lillady:
What a combination, Lillady and Kelly. It's very nice of you to be helping out, Ms. Butterfly, and you're doing quite a good job of it with this one: LilLady looking good Nice curves!
And, Kelly, this lovely ass of yours was the perfect going-away present for you to leave us drooling over. Yum!
Your sweet and Kelly is adorable!
Please feel free to leave a gift or two for her return....*smiles*
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Lillady said:
1. Thongs
2. Ceiling is generally better than ceiling fan!
3. Oh no dear... you don't need to know who (or what) ravages you.
4. Swat!
5. No jeans? I knew I liked you!
6. Uh, ok... wanna share?
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WV Devil32 said:1. Thongs
2. Ceiling is generally better than ceiling fan!
3. Oh no dear... you don't need to know who (or what) ravages you.
4. Swat!
5. No jeans? I knew I liked you!
6. Uh, ok... wanna share?
Thongs...well I will show you later ~weg~
Ceiling fan....Oooooh could be fun too
Swatting me? I will take you out at the knees and make you my size...then look out!
Hehehe...I like me too
Wanna share...trash...hell no...you better get that shit out before Kelly comes back!....You do NOT want my rath! other than well you know ~wink~...BUT if you want what is behind that wink you WILL clean up!
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Lillady said:Thongs...well I will show you later ~weg~
Ceiling fan....Oooooh could be fun too
Swatting me? I will take you out at the knees and make you my size...then look out!
Hehehe...I like me too
Wanna share...trash...hell no...you better get that shit out before Kelly comes back!....You do NOT want my rath! other than well you know ~wink~...BUT if you want what is behind that wink you WILL clean up!
Later? I'll hold you to that!
Look the house is not a problem... Kelly's buddies from the fire dept come through the front door and hose everything out the back door... I just bury it all in the back yard where the gay wrestlers are buried... don't ask.
Honey... we both want what's behind that wink.
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WV Devil32 said:Later? I'll hold you to that!
Look the house is not a problem... Kelly's buddies from the fire dept come through the front door and hose everything out the back door... I just bury it all in the back yard where the gay wrestlers are buried... don't ask.
Honey... we both want what's behind that wink.
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Lillady said:
That was a pretty short reply.... wassa matter?
got yer tongue? Well then again you ARE short.
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WV Devil32 said:That was a pretty short reply.... wassa matter?
Well then again you ARE short.
No cat has my tongue....too bad you don't...ya chit...as for being short.....always remember...small things cum in small packages...yet BIG EXPLOSIONS
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Lillady said:No cat has my tongue....too bad you don't...ya chit...as for being short.....always remember...small things cum in small packages...yet BIG EXPLOSIONS
I would like to capture that lil pink thing.
I can say the same thing! LOL So before you laugh at my dick remember what you just said.
Kaboom!
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Oops, my eBay sales are slipping! Better hawk the product while I still have the run of the house!
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Lillady said:All I will say to that last statement is:
Show me!
Since you have your blindfold on why not just open wide?
Not that wide!
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Lillady said:
Loves blind fools????
Damn! I might just have finally gotten lucky!
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Lillady said:Humph...don't YOU wish....ROFL....
<sigh>
Wearily gets up to snag yet another Tall Toad and absently wonders if there's a uneaten half of a Bean Burrito Supreme somewhere in the pile of debris in the corner...
Wait! Did I mention I'm independently wealthy and have a Swiss Penile extension on back order?
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WV Devil32 said:<sigh>
Wearily gets up to snag yet another Tall Toad and absently wonders if there's a uneaten half of a Bean Burrito Supreme somewhere in the pile of debris in the corner...
Wait! Did I mention I'm independently wealthy and have a Swiss Penile extension on back order?
Just get that corner cleaned up ASAP!
and that does not mean to get to it when/if you feel like it!
