Hi Everyone

Throckmorton said:
well then missy, just bring your saucy self over here and let me cover you

with honey
with chocolat
with kisses
with sweat
with ???

Oh myyyy...ALL of the above sounds inviting...including the ???

:D :devil: :kiss:
 
Lillady said:
Oh myyyy...ALL of the above sounds inviting...including the ???

:D :devil: :kiss:
you say when and where and i'll pour here and there



oh the things going through my fevered little mind right now
 
Throckmorton said:
you say when and where and i'll pour here and there



oh the things going through my fevered little mind right now

Hehehe...I may have to take you up on the "honeysuckle" thing

~weg~ :devil: :kiss:
 
Throckmorton said:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



all for you baby, all for you

Mmmmmmm I can't ask for more...the buzzing speaks VOLUMES!

:kiss: :devil:
 
<Takes a deep breath, curses bitterly, and rakes the first pile of debris into a trash can>

Whoa! Damn, that opossum startled me! Well, he'll add character to the goat's head soup.

Ok, get the big stuff out, then maybe I can start on the bathrooms... luckily not many people used the bathrooms... on the other hand...

<pulls and tugs>
Damn! How do women wear these French maid's outfits? They're so damn tight in the crotch!

:(

:devil:
 
WV Devil32 said:
<Takes a deep breath, curses bitterly, and rakes the first pile of debris into a trash can>

Whoa! Damn, that opossum startled me! Well, he'll add character to the goat's head soup.

Ok, get the big stuff out, then maybe I can start on the bathrooms... luckily not many people used the bathrooms... on the other hand...

<pulls and tugs>
Damn! How do women wear these French maid's outfits? They're so damn tight in the crotch!

:(

:devil:

and yet "tight in the crotch" is often something we men look to find....
 
Throckmorton said:
and yet "tight in the crotch" is often something we men look to find....

Funny you should mention that. :D

Perhaps our lippy lil zookeeper will explain it for us.

:cool:

:devil:
 
Throckmorton said:
we can only hope....we can only hope

I'm curious... have any idea what removes footprint stains from textured white ceiling paint? Looks like a combination of bbq sauce and tequila. And, uh, does the waistband elastic tighten back up if you wash thongs in hot water? (That damn puno!)


:devil:
 
WV Devil32 said:
I'm curious... have any idea what removes footprint stains from textured white ceiling paint? Looks like a combination of bbq sauce and tequila. And, uh, does the waistband elastic tighten back up if you wash thongs in hot water? (That damn puno!)


:devil:
one at a time...
clorox
yuch
and no


sorry
 
WV Devil32 said:
NP

May be a good idea to hang this up on the wall for inspiration while cleaning...


:devil:
awww hell devil, put 'er on
you know you aint wearin' no drawers of your own
 
Now this will either take the stain out or stain damn near anything... actually its good for just about any application.

Its available at my eBay store or by calling
!-800-RED DEVIL


:devil:
 
Hmmm doesn't matter what you use as long as the place is nice and clean. Oh one more thing...it has to smell like fresh flowers too

hehehe

Happy Friday everyone!
 
WV Devil32 said:
Now this will either take the stain out or stain damn near anything... actually its good for just about any application.

Its available at my eBay store or by calling
!-800-RED DEVIL


:devil:

*curious about the any application part*...how many uses for it have you found drunk and red one??
 
WV Devil32 said:
I'm curious... have any idea what removes footprint stains from textured white ceiling paint? Looks like a combination of bbq sauce and tequila. :devil:

What type of ceiling? Popcorn, Knockdown or something else?

PM if you wish - work for large builder in NE FL
 
Throckmorton said:
flowers?..how bout it smells like Teen Spirit?

Naaa not into jailbait (or underarm sprays)...will leave the teens out of it...lol....I will just make sure she has a beautiful bouqet of flowers for her return


*smiling* :kiss:
 
Jack Eagle said:
What type of ceiling? Popcorn, Knockdown or something else?

PM if you wish - work for large builder in NE FL

Oh this is your standard sheet rock which has flat white paint on it...You have to realize though that the Devil may ask you to enlatge his broom closet for him....*giggling*
 
Comes walking in with a package left on the doorstep for the Devil. Return address from a Swiss Penal Colony.. oops thats Penile Company:grin:

Smells funny in here. Sort of like fresh mexican flowers.:D
 
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