MrsHumpty
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Why can't my neighbors be more like you and less like they are???![]()
lmao. i could say i have the same wishful thinking about my neighbors!
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Why can't my neighbors be more like you and less like they are???![]()
Hello Princess,
Always love a good chat with a little fun. I love eating pussy and ass and absolutely cherish women's juices. Please buzz me for chat at buggyboycute@gmail.com . Let me know. Thanks.
With Love,
Kris
Glad to meet you MrsHumpty. Hopefully you are finding what you are looking for surfing through the throngs of posts. What exactly makes you a kinky freak?
I love the thought of everything oral...giving and receiving. My lips wrapped around his thick cock...or his lips sucking on my warm pussy...is just as good...or maybe better...than sex for me. Anal is another guilty pleasure, too...licking...fucking...it might seem taboo...but it's so fuckin hot!
As far as reading stories here on Lit goes...my fav categories are...erotic couplings...anal...romance...mature...and nonhuman.
Hope you find many others just like you to enjoy passing the time with. I noticed you like reading the mature stories, not into older men are you?
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Lol. You caught that part, eh? hehe....
Welllllll....it seems...in my experience....older men are way more willing to do, um....some things....that others might find a lil.....taboo? ;-)

I love the thought of having lips wrapped around my cock
Tell me more about what you would do with me...
Here is what I would do to you:
I laid you back on the bed and pulled your pants up around your knees. You panties were sticking to your moist pussy. I pulled those aside and saw your glorious pussy. I could smell your sweaty pussy and I dove tongue first into your pussy. My tongue worked its way around your swollen clit. The salty taste of your sweat and pussy juices rolled on my tongue. I continued licking and sucking on your clit while one finger worked its way to your tight butthole. Using the juice from your drippy pussy my fingers slowly rubbed and caressed your butthole. My finger slipped right in and you let out a yelp. You tried to escape my finger in your tight tender butthole but I held on and continued rubbing your pussy with my fingers. With one finger creeping into your butthole and two fingers working your pussy into a drippy mess my mouth found yours and you tasted your sweaty pussy on my tongue. No need to fuck your pussy, my fingers were doing the job nicely...
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I think people's self-descriptions need more slashes. C'mon people, mother's maiden name, blood type, don't be shy.

lol....does it gotta be so sweaty? lmao. how about just nice and wet. my pussy smells and tastes like peaches, ya know....lmfao....
but uhm...i'll go along with it anyways
I push back against your broad shoulders and encourage you to roll over. Our bodies stay entwined as you are now on your back and I am now straddling you with my pussy hovering a few inches above your face and your hard cock standing at attention before my eyes. I smile and lean forward and kiss the tip of your cock as I grasp the base and began to work my mouth up and down the length of you. At the same time, you reach up and put your hands on either side of my hips and gently tug my body back toward your face and welcoming tongue. I open my mouth and begin sliding your dick into my mouth farther and farther until my face is nuzzled in your pubes. I slowly start to back off and your thighs begin to buck your hardness into me again and again, just as if my mouth were a pussy that you were fucking. I relax and control the urge not to gag as my mouth is forcefully overcome with your thick cock pounding in and out of it...
nice to meet you! I created an account this week, but have visited the site for years for the good reads. In the last few months tho, it has become slightly more addictingI'm looking for some fun online friendships
I'm a 26/f/married/kids/college grad/kinky freak...
I've talked to a lot of people on here this week...and its hard to keep up with who is who and all that jazz....so I figured a thread might be a little easier to keep it all in once place.
Want to know anything? Please ask!
lol....does it gotta be so sweaty? lmao. how about just nice and wet. my pussy smells and tastes like peaches, ya know....lmfao....
but uhm...i'll go along with it anyways
I push back against your broad shoulders and encourage you to roll over. Our bodies stay entwined as you are now on your back and I am now straddling you with my pussy hovering a few inches above your face and your hard cock standing at attention before my eyes. I smile and lean forward and kiss the tip of your cock as I grasp the base and began to work my mouth up and down the length of you. At the same time, you reach up and put your hands on either side of my hips and gently tug my body back toward your face and welcoming tongue. I open my mouth and begin sliding your dick into my mouth farther and farther until my face is nuzzled in your pubes. I slowly start to back off and your thighs begin to buck your hardness into me again and again, just as if my mouth were a pussy that you were fucking. I relax and control the urge not to gag as my mouth is forcefully overcome with your thick cock pounding in and out of it...

That's the start of a pretty good story. You going to be doing any writing?
By the way......to add to the slashes......41/M/married/kids.......and yes an older guy that isn't as inhibited by those taboos......![]()
aw, thanks. i do write a lot, but i've never wrote about sex much other than via some cybering or sexting, lol. i don't know if i'd write a good story...when it comes to sex...i like to get right to the nitty gritty...no background info...no character building...hell, no names! lmao....
like i said...i've noticed that trend more and more with the older gentlemen. damn, that's hot!
Do you do any type of roleplaying just to give a little bit of lead-in before getting to the "nitty gritty" at all?
just vaguely...im kinda a fantasizer of office sex...so i put myself in that position quite often (figuratively, not literally). can't really think of any other roles i have gotten in to....but hey....i won't knock it til i try it. try me....
Lol. You caught that part, eh? hehe....
Welllllll....it seems...in my experience....older men are way more willing to do, um....some things....that others might find a lil.....taboo? ;-)
Hmmm...wonder if that fantasy includes anything with a fellow female colleague....![]()
can't say i haven't thought about it. chics are hot, what can i say?! lol. but i don't have any real experience. a couple months back i was 'interviewing' girls, so to speak, for a surprise 3 way gift for my hubs...but i couldn't find anyone i clicked with. don't know if it was really that...or i was just too chicken to follow thru. but....the thought of a girls heads between my thighs is pretty frickin hot, am i right?![]()
It is one of my favorite things...Do you like phone sex?