High Class Lavy Recipes

I'm always the cook.
Cook that for me, and I'll rub your feet. ;)
 
Fun With Ramen or College Food Revisited

Try mine then, Ruby:

Take two packs of ramen (I like Oriental flavor whatever the fuck that is) and boil for three minutes.

While boiling throw a handful of cleaned sugar snap peas in the microwave and cook them til the ramen is al dente...approx the same three minutes for all you ramen rubes.

Drain noodles and toss with sugar snap peas, some leftover sliced chicken breast, lemon pepper marinade, crushed red pepper and one of the two spice packets.

Serves one. Slurp it up.
 
Yay for red pepper flakes! You can put red pepper flakes or hot sauce into anything and make it 10 times better than it already is. Try this with canned soup or ramen.
 
Leftover spaghetti sauce - nuked.
Two slices cheap white bread

Put them together and eat over sink.

Serves one repeatedly until full.
 
lavender said:
Did I mention macaroni and cheese is a staple in my home?

Oh, and if I cook for myself that means putting in a can of chili and having a hot dog without meat

Leave out the hot dog and mix in a can of diced tomatoes with hot chilis or a cup and a half of salsa. Mix it with the cooked macaroni and can of chili. Everyone that hears about this creation of mine says yuck but if they ever try it, they like it.
 
lavender said:
Something is growing in my microwave. I think I put something in there to heat up and forgot about it quite some time ago.

OK, you're officially gross. We can be friends again when you move.

Signed,
Sloppy Jean
 
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