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RobDownSouth said:
It's a bit too cold for him to be workin' the street corner today, besides, his "daddy" is still in jail.

But once "daddy" gets out, they gonna make some serious bank: ain't nobody gonna bust a nut in his mouth no more without him gettin' PAID!
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Only person that bust a nut in my mouth and pay me is your daughter.
 
TheJAJ said:
Lil bowwow, I find it disturbing you wanting to have sexual relations and such with my dead mother and father.

Sick MoFo.


Oh, to everybody else, in Lil bowwow's world, that means Motherfucker.:cool:
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I only had sexual relations with your mother. And the bitch wasn't always dead.
 
smoothg103rd said:
I slept all day, and now I'm fully woke and bored. I been thinking, and now I'm curious about your lives. Did you win anything in High School. Like prom queen, most popular, best dress and etc? If so what did you win? I didn't graduate, so I didn't win shit. But I know I would've. But this isn't about me, it's about you. So tell me about your High School days. Was you a cheerleader? A Geek, popular, unpopular, what was your friends like, did you sit a the cool table or was you the whore of the School?
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Instead of us telling you, I'd be more interested in your assessment of other Litsters. Could you guess the high school life of others?
 
Fuck it I'm not done.

Adre mother is so dumb she tried to buy a bluetooth from a dentist.


Rob daughter is so much of a hoe, they stop calling her pussy her private parts and started calling them public parts.
 
Damn it, guys. This could have been a good thread. Full of reminiscing and nostalgia. I mean... maybe not for me in particular, but there have got to be tons of people who had fun as teenagers.
 
smoothg103rd said:
Fuck it I'm not done.

Adre mother is so dumb she tried to buy a bluetooth from a dentist.

Rob daughter is so much of a hoe, they stop calling her pussy her private parts and started calling them public parts.
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smoove, where do you kick the most ass: on the mean streets of the suburbs, or open-mic nite at the local comedy club?
 
pete said:
smoove, where do you kick the most ass: on the mean streets of the suburbs, or open-mic nite at the local comedy club?
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The bluetooth from the dentist was actually pretty good. I love me some puns.
 
It is kind of interesting to know.

I didn't get voted for any of the superlatives. I did get a vote (in an unofficial superlative) for hottest prom date. Not that I was the hottest date, but that my prom date was the hottest. She wasn't my girlfriend, but just a close friend. She was in college too, which made it even more awesome. My cousin is a beautiful girl. Hehe. I kid. She wasn't my cousin. Just a friend. Though we did kiss.

I was telling this story to someone the other day... There was a girl in my class named Katherine. She was the biggest bitch on the planet. Not entirely unattractive, but she thought she was WAY prettier than she was. Horrible to people in every way. Anyway, over the summer between her junior and senior year, she got an amoeba in her eye and it fucked it up really badly. She had to wear an eye patch. So, we voted her best eyes. They didn't put it in the yearbook though. They knew we were being dicks.
 
pmann said:
It is kind of interesting to know.

I didn't get voted for any of the superlatives. I did get a vote (in an unofficial superlative) for hottest prom date. Not that I was the hottest date, but that my prom date was the hottest. She wasn't my girlfriend, but just a close friend. She was in college too, which made it even more awesome. My cousin is a beautiful girl. Hehe. I kid. She wasn't my cousin. Just a friend. Though we did kiss.

I was telling this story to someone the other day... There was a girl in my class named Katherine. She was the biggest bitch on the planet. Not entirely unattractive, but she thought she was WAY prettier than she was. Horrible to people in every way. Anyway, over the summer between her junior and senior year, she got an amoeba in her eye and it fucked it up really badly. She had to wear an eye patch. So, we voted her best eyes. They didn't put it in the yearbook though. They knew we were being dicks.
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Dude eyepatches are badass tho. Do you know how much hotter anyone instantly becomes if they get an eyepatch?
 
smoothg103rd said:
I slept all day, and now I'm fully woke and bored. I been thinking, and now I'm curious about your lives. Did you win anything in High School. Like prom queen, most popular, best dress and etc? If so what did you win? I didn't graduate, so I didn't win shit. But I know I would've. But this isn't about me, it's about you. So tell me about your High School days. Was you a cheerleader? A Geek, popular, unpopular, what was your friends like, did you sit a the cool table or was you the whore of the School?
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My high school experience was pretty much just one long adolescent nightmare that I would never want to re-live.
 
CandiCame said:
Dude eyepatches are badass tho. Do you know how much hotter anyone instantly becomes if they get an eyepatch?
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This girl was not badass. She was the worst person in the world. No one is worse. To put it in smooth terms, "I'd rather suck a AIDS dick" than spend a day with her. She was not badass.
 
pmann said:
This girl was not badass. She was the worst person in the world. No one is worse. To put it in smooth terms, "I'd rather suck a AIDS dick" than spend a day with her. She was not badass.
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I just can't imagine a non-badass person with an eyepatch. I mean, they had to experience an assload of eye pain. In the eye. Which is just goop with a membrane separating it from your brain. Do you know how badass enduring something like that is? A parasite that you KNOW could be slowly eating out the back of your eye, just waiting to get in there to your juicy juicy thinking sponge, like a tiny, but no less evil zombie- and worse than a zombie, it's already inside of you. The fucking killer is already in the house.
 
CandiCame said:
I just can't imagine a non-badass person with an eyepatch. I mean, they had to experience an assload of eye pain. In the eye. Which is just goop with a membrane separating it from your brain. Do you know how badass enduring something like that is? A parasite that you KNOW could be slowly eating out the back of your eye, just waiting to get in there to your juicy juicy thinking sponge, like a tiny, but no less evil zombie- and worse than a zombie, it's already inside of you. The fucking killer is already in the house.
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I felt bad for the amoeba. I'll just say that.
 
I pulled out my yearbook. I got a few superlatives. But I graduated in a class of 63 students with only 20 girls, so almost everybody got something.
 
Wife of Bath said:
I pulled out my yearbook. I got a few superlatives. But I graduated in a class of 63 students with only 20 girls, so almost everybody got something.
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I suspect you were quite popular around prom season with a 2:1 boy-girl ratio! :)
 
pmann said:
I felt bad for the amoeba. I'll just say that.
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Incidentally, my gf made me want to fuck an amoeba once, because we were talking about cartoon crushes and she said that as a child she had a major crush on an evil bacteria that harbored a virus strand from the movie Osmosis Jones and made me watch it. And i gotta say... I can see it. Fuck him right in the semi-permeable membrane.

Also... I think that I may have just figured out the personality defect that prevented me from becoming very popular as a teenager. I feel like the above paragraph and that aspect of my past might be related somehow.
 
CandiCame said:
Incidentally, my gf made me want to fuck an amoeba once, because we were talking about cartoon crushes and she said that as a child she had a major crush on an evil bacteria that harbored a virus strand from the movie Osmosis Jones and made me watch it. And i gotta say... I can see it. Fuck him right in the semi-permeable membrane.

Also... I think that I may have just figured out the personality defect that prevented me from becoming very popular as a teenager. I feel like the above paragraph and that aspect of my past might be related somehow.
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You wanted to fuck his membranes out?
 
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