HiHo, HiHo, It's off to work I go.

[SensualCealy]

Depending on their ages Vella you may end up with alot of new younger friends! Take it and piss on the ones that don't get your humor!
Have a blast baby!
C

 

[china-doll]

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
...
http://xs18.xs.to/pics/05093/gashlycrumb.gif

Oh, you definitly have to take the lunchbox. Always a good idea to let people know where you stand right away, prevents confusion later.

Damnit.... now I want a cool lunchbox for work. Off to search eBay.

Have fun Vellagirl.

 

[Blackie Malone]

thank you guys!
lunch box is packed pathetically with a turkey sandwhich and a hidden vibrator.

God, you are soooooo studid sometimes..........on your first day at work???
You know turkey will make you sleepy.

dumb blonde bitch.


ps........have a greatlyfantasticallywonderous one!!!!

 

[china-doll]

thank you guys!
lunch box is packed pathetically with a turkey sandwhich and a hidden vibrator.
QUOTE]


God, you are soooooo studid sometimes..........on your first day at work???
You know turkey will make you sleepy.

dumb blonde bitch.

There's so much love in the air! I can feel it and it's a beautiful thing!

 

[rgraham666]

A little late, but I cast my vote behind the lunch box.

I know, I know. In the modern working world humour is contraindicated, but you're at work to make money and have fun. If you're not making money and having fun, what are you doing there?

Oh. Yay vella!

 

[Guest]

Take the box, Babe, No reason your first day can't be spent terrifying the minions. Might even get you a promotion. On the other hand if it's a Gov't office no one will even notice.

Have a great day at work.Babe.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

vella,


If you truly feel self conscious carrying your turkey sandwich filled lunch box (on the first day, they will never guess about the vibrator, unless you forget to turn it off) let me suggest a compromise.

Photograph the illustrations on the sides of your lunch box and print them on a couple of weeks supply of brown paper bags.

http://xs18.xs.to/pics/05093/gashlycrumb.gif

Then later, when you bring in your lunch box, you may claim that you are carrying a Gashly Crumb Tinines lunch box in an effort to conserve trees.

That will really screw with their minds.

 

[Guest]

Bugger, I missed the chance to say, "Noooo, don't do it! You'll regret it for the rest of your life."

Never mind. No real harm done. Probably.

Hope you had a brilliant first day, Vella!

Did the turkey taste nice?

Lou

 

[Honey123]

I like the lunch box idea, Vella...and packing it with healthy treats (such as your vibrator) is important ~ but I am with Blackie, Turkey does make you sleepy and should you be “treating” yourself and fall asleep, well, that could be embarrassing ~ at least wait until your 3rd day to do that!

Good Luck!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think "Happy Bunny" is more appropriate for a first week at work.

Good luck.



DUNG!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Originally Posted by Lucifer_Carroll
I'm sorry, but demanding to be paid in ponies was a bit over the top you must admit.

this coming from Lucifer?
this coming from the one who taught me that proclivity?
i find that supercilious at best...
youre just too lazy to breed them

If in fact you need some help with that breeding program ...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

WHOOP!

My workin' girl!

I'll let Vella tell you all about how the lunchbox stunt went today. *snicker*

I will share, though, that turkey sandwiches have an adverse effect on the little blonde. Sleepy doesn't even come close. *rowr* That's all I have to say about that.

~lucky

p.s. Hurry home, V! I miss you!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go.

Actually, it is in your title where you are making your big mistake.

It should say:


http://www.kamikazcomics.com/shop/images/set%20medium.jpg


I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!

 

[yui]

Actually, it is in your title where you are making your big mistake.

It should say:


http://www.kamikazcomics.com/shop/images/set%20medium.jpg


I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!

VB…Doc looks just a wee bit like John Travolta, don't you think?






Hope you had a happy day, Vella! Oh, and I vote for the lunchbox.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

VB…Doc looks just a wee bit like John Travolta, don't you think?. . .

I do believe that Travolta used two fingers in a similar pose . . . but then he had four.

http://www.kamikazcomics.com/shop/images/Prof.gif


Doc only has three.

 

[Guest]

thank you, gorgeous people for the words of encouragement. i did pack my lunchbox... i had it all ready to go when my stepfather began to speak to me and i went somewhere mentally and im not sure...but maybe it was some kind of blackout?
i left my lunch on the counter.
ah well, another day dawns and i will not forget it today! i did find out, however that i get to tack on some pretty letters after my name...
IWWC, ZBA.
i am the one people will hate forever...not because i make decisions re: their land/property...but because i get to collect their money and then tell them that the decision to put an outhouse within six feet of their property line had been declined. but, ill do it with a smile.
"Im sorry, mr. smith. *smile* Your application to build a house of porn, *really big smile* has been declined. *soft understanding smile* however, if you'd like to amend your plans...*long suffering smile*you can apply again. *stiff but happy smile*Ofcourse youll have to pay for the application again."

 

[carsonshepherd]

congrats, vella

 

[SensualCealy]

Too funny Vella, I wonder how many times you slipped off to school to take the kids lunches in when they forgot them, saying, ' they would forget their heads if they weren't attached!' hmmmm

Glad to hear your day went well, keep it up!
C

 

[china-doll]

"Im sorry, mr. smith. *smile* Your application to build a house of porn, *really big smile* has been declined. *soft understanding smile* however, if you'd like to amend your plans...*long suffering smile*you can apply again. *stiff but happy smile*Ofcourse youll have to pay for the application again."

You forgot to add, "Have a nice day."*airline stewardess fake smile* "B-bye."

 

[Evil Alpaca]

"Im sorry, mr. smith. *smile* Your application to build a house of porn, *really big smile* has been declined. *soft understanding smile* however, if you'd like to amend your plans...*long suffering smile*you can apply again. *stiff but happy smile*Ofcourse youll have to pay for the application again."

You're denying a man's right to build a house of porn?!? You monster!

*Happycongratulatoryhugs*

 

[Blackie Malone]

You're denying a man's right to build a house of porn?!? You monster!

*Happycongratulatoryhugs*

I'm still trying to get over her forgetting her lunch!!!

 

[Honey123]

Glad to hear all went well Vella! (I think) Sorry to hear about your lunch ~ did you at least remember the vibrator?

Actually it would have been more appropriate to say, "Sorry, Mr. Smith, you cannot build your house of porn, but do CUM again!"

You didn't shake his hand, did you??

I would love to have a job in Disney just so I can say, "Have a MAGICAL day!"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The truth is, he was declined because we are building a house of porn. He was competition. Nothing like abusing your powers when it comes to personal gain.

*snicker*

~lucky

p.s. I miss my meaniehead working girl. MWAH!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Why vella . . .

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0018-0408-2705-0858_SM.jpg



. . . you're a Red Tape dispenser!