Hilarious pick up lines....

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
 
While at the airport in Charleston SC one rainy summer day I had a very attractive young sailor offer to help me with my bag. He walked me all the way to my terminal (pre 9-11) and as I turned to head for my seat he said,
"I don't think we should say goodby just yet, look outside, God's crying at the thought of you not having a drink with me."
One of the cheesiest lines ever, and I boarded the plane right away, but it's stuck in my memory more then 10 yrs later.
 
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