hmmm...

hmmm...I see noone has dropped by in the last couple hrs...or at least..noone has posted...Im sure the lurkers have been snooping around...mebbe some humour will liven thangs up....



The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
 
Bitenips said:
hmmm...I see noone has dropped by in the last couple hrs...or at least..noone has posted...Im sure the lurkers have been snooping around...mebbe some humour will liven thangs up....



The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.


Thats the best way to handle a woman..some chocolate and some nice warm Irish Cream...Did I tell you I am part Irish?
SNAKEY
 
Snake91143 said:
Thats the best way to handle a woman..some chocolate and some nice warm Irish Cream...Did I tell you I am part Irish?
SNAKEY


Oooooh are you offering me warm cream?!?
 
male.man said:
morning / afternoon Bite.......
just sitting here, sipping my morning coffee, when I know I'd love to be sipping on this......

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=4869168......

woooooohoooooooo............a lot better than coffee any day...better for you and me......

hope you've had a great day.....

off to see my mom for Mothers day...so I'll catch up with ya later

:kiss: :rose: :kiss: :p



Ooooh yes that would be better....have a great day with your Mom :)
 
deepstar7 said:
How could I be less than overjoyed at the sight of such a beautiful pussy.:p :p

lol I was bored this morning...took a ton of pics...and yes I was messing with the artsy thang again lol
 
Bitenips said:
...and yes I was messing with the artsy thang again lol
wow bitenips, usually blue is a cooling color, but with the orange this one is hot, hot, hot!!
tullymars
 
tullymars said:
wow bitenips, usually blue is a cooling color, but with the orange this one is hot, hot, hot!!
tullymars


oooh why thank you :kisss:
 

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Bitenips said:
lol I was bored this morning...took a ton of pics...and yes I was messing with the artsy thang again lol

Smurf pussy! Does it leave your tongue blue when you lick it?

Big Bear Hugs!
 
Bitenips said:
lol I was bored this morning...took a ton of pics...and yes I was messing with the artsy thang again lol

Nothing wrong with a little art...we can all use some culture in this thread..
Love it Bite....it still looks as yummie as ever!!
SssssssssssssNAKEY
 
ManofMithgar said:
Smurf pussy! Does it leave your tongue blue when you lick it?

Big Bear Hugs!

wanna cmere and lick? we can see if it turns your tongue blue lol
 
Snake91143 said:
Nothing wrong with a little art...we can all use some culture in this thread..
Love it Bite....it still looks as yummie as ever!!
SssssssssssssNAKEY


Hmmm culture...sex culture? hehehe
 
Bitenips said:
oohh great pic..Kaitlyn looks great in that kini! Its not near hot nuf hear for pool time yet.not that I even have a pool lol

:p we definitely cannot complain about the weather here, especially after whats been going on around my sisters place in oklahoma...yeah the pool is nice, the hot tub is even better...thats where I took the close ups...
 
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