Homebrew Dungeons & Dragons Sex Campaign

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso tries to let the tiefling do her work without him getting in the way, but he can’t keep from gently thrusting his hips. She doesn’t seem to mind, though.

He tears his focus away from the warm, wet, slightly spicy feeling of his cock in her mouth and turns his head to her husband. “Maybe! I kinda already committed to travelling with this small group, but I don’t think we’ve decided where to go from here yet. What kind of work is it? How many would you need?”

He barely gets the last question out before a particularly adroit application of Sophia’s tongue makes his knees buckle for a second. “Wow,” he gasps out as he catches himself from falling just in time to keep from falling out of the tiefling’s mouth.

 

[TheWhiteBull]

Nara’s human admirer gasped as his teeth pricked the soft skin of her neck. Leading him slightly off to the side she set him down in a chair near the edge of the stage and began to straddle him, teasing him right back by biting down on his lip before their tongues found each other.

Breaking away she stood up once more and swayed to the music, her hips telling a not to subtle story. Nara remained seated as she ground her ass into his lap, while sensually removing the loose garments covering her shapely top. Medium sized but perky breasts spilled out into the open, then found their way to the vampire’s face as she revolves and bent over. “Why don’t you take a bit out of these sir?”

 

[Goonmaster]

As Jola mentions that she was, in fact, RAISED by Thanicles, Gavin MC Cullik freezes suddenly…he drops his glass on the floor, and looks at her, stunned, putting two and two together…”The Egg! That was you! The entire time, I was wondering why he kept that damn Egg! Emm..apologies…But from what he told me, he went through great lengths and trouble to retrieve it…said he had to blast his way through a whole Kingdom of…Naga…Holly shit! Well I'll be named! And you say he ABANDONNED you, after all that trouble? What an Asshole!! There's just no end to his insanity! Well, as someone who's also had that Asshole disrupt their life quite a bit, I'd be more than glad to help ya'…if you can help me ya kowwhadamean?”

He takes a look at Jola and Greenbite, flirting with each other…”Aha…so you two like to…party? I may have the perfect job for you two…You see, I know someone who knows someone…who knows of a visiting High Dignitary of the Drow Matriarchy, who is in town trying to make deals with some…less than savory Characters…and she is throwing a secret Orgy for all of them…I would LOVE to know who's involved in all of this, and what their deals are…this could be huge. I’m sure the Alliance Secret Services would love to hear about it as well…I have a good relationship with them, and they generally pay good money for fresh Intel like that…what d'you say? And I hear our Drow Dignitary has a huge thing for rare Species and Races…this could be a golden opportunity…”

As Nara makes out with the Human groupie and Wood elf Bard, they eventually all step to the side, and start having a bit of fun…Nara playfully bites into the Groupie's breasts, to her delight, while she grinds all over him…the Wood Elf lifts her dress up, revealing her plump ass, and dripping wet pussy, which he starts to finger, making intense eye contact with Nara…”Are you…a Vampire? That's so hot…”
In a dark corner of the Tavern, only the most observant of Characters notice a shadowy cloaked figure turn into a bat and fly out the window…

Meanwhile, Meso and his two new Treasure hunting friends are having a great time, thrusting and moaning as they talk shop…Garthok does a lot of the talking since Sophia is so busy savoring every inch of Meso's blue Air Genasi cock, licking every ounce of pre-cum and using it as lube…”So…Aagh yes Babe, this is so much fun! Anyway, there's this really rich Drow bitch visiting town, and she's throwing an orgy! Word is, she carries this jewel with her that gives her powers…this blue jewel, that's supposedly connected to a lost Goddess…Gnnnnh! Yes baby, I'm gonna cum! I’m thinking we sneak in, or infiltrate somehow, and snatch it from her…I can…think of a few ways we can distract her…Aaaaah yesss!!”
Garthok ejaculates thick ropes of semen all over Sophia's ass, pussy and entire back, grunting loudly, as she simultaneously squirts all over the wooden floor, convulsing in an orgasmic seizure, under the applause and cheers of most the bar patron! Gavin shouts out from the bar “Nice work Garthok! Ye'r on fire tonight, aren't ya?”

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Garthok and Sophia may have finished, but Meso hadn’t. Sophia didn’t seem to mind, though. As soon as she stopped convulsing, she was back to stroking and sucking like an expert. Her mouth was so warm and her tongue was hitting all the right spots. Meso could feel his orgasm building. “I’m close, Sophia.” As she prepared to receive him, the szuldar on his cock faintly glowed until he finally spurted thick, cloudy cum.

Meso looked over to Garthok, panting. “Hhhh...Yeah, let me talk to my group, but that might just be the sort of work we’re looking for! And if you guys are half as much fun to work with as you are to meet in a tavern, we’ll have a blast!”

He tucked himself back into his pants and held the teifling’s cheek, kissing her on the forehead. “Thank you, beautiful. I’d better catch up with the others. Can I find you two here later?”

Meso then walks, a bit unsteadily at first (Sophia was VERY talented), back to the bar. He sidles up to Greenbite and Jola, patting the latter on the shoulder briefly. He waits for Gavin to finish whatever he was saying, and then addresses his companions. “Hey, I just got a tip about a job. You ladies want to steal some jewelry?”

 

[TheWhiteBull]

Nara notices a familiar form leave the festivities by flying through an open window. Giving a moment’s consideration to chasing it down. The sun is still bright outside and he’s having plenty of fun. Enough fun at least to give a possible monstrosity a brief respite.

As his love bites leave multiple marks upon his newfound friend’s bosom he hears her companion inquire as to his nature. “Indeed I am. Have you ever had the pleasure of being bedded by an honorable member of the undead before? I assure you the experience is quite memorable. Unlike the mortal races we suffer from no lack of...stamina.”

Emphasizing the last word the vampire pulls the human back onto him, her legs to either side as the pale, hard cock he slowly worked out of his pants while speaking pops out. Dropping her down on top of it, she finds herself impaled on his member as the bard’s fingers continue to work at her from behind.

 

[Ravenloft]

At hearing that Gavin had known Jola when she was yet within her egg, Greenbite gave a jealous pout. "Vat I vould give to have been zere to vitness you hatch..." she whispered affectionately, touching her scales softly. "You very zere ven she broke out of her shell, zen? Zee more I learn about zis Thanicles, zee more he sounds like a donkey peet!"

"Eet eez more zen just to party to me, Joola eez my devotional to zee god, Yeeg. I adore heer." She cuddled deeper into Jola's side, listening to Gavin's offer. "How vould vee geet an invitation to zis orgy? And vat sort of eenformation should vee be looking vor?"

Greenbite was uncommonly focused upon Gavin's offer, as it had the promise of gaining Jola a lead to where that feesh poop, Thanicles might have run off to. So she was missing the sexual displays her party members were engaged in and was completely oblivious to the shape shifter who fled into the night.

But when the half orc began spreadin his seed all over his pretty little Tiefling and the crowd began to cheer, Greenbite took notice of that... and scowled! It wasn't for obvious reasons though. His spendings looked so potent, it made her wonder why he chose to waste it so flagrantly, when he could have filled his lover full of his love... was he so vain that he wanted to show off? If it had been her, she would have made him shoot it all inside of her!

It was part of her deeply held beliefs, that living seed was a gift to be given, not tossed about, to be wasted upon the cold earth... she caught Gavin's attention, curious. "I agree, eet was an impressive load, but vhy do you praise heem for denying hees lover such lovely, varm seed? He really should have put eet inside her." As if on cue, Meso rejoined them in front of Gavin and Greenbite used his performance as an example of proper use of his seed. "Meeso may not have put eet in her belly, but at least he fed her, like a polite and honorable man..." she gave him a nod of respect. Most people just sort of laughed her off when she expressed her feelings on fertility, so she wasn't really expecting much of a response from Gavin. She was just curious to know why it impressed him so much.

Greenbite turned one sly eye toward Meso and grinned. "Eez eet zee family jewels? Or zee crown jewels? Vee are to steal?" She joked, dryly, not yet knowing that his quest coincided with Gavin's offer, she just liked stealing jewels. Goblins liked shiny stuff, it was hard wired into their brains after all.

 

[milkmaiden38]

Jola

“Before I answer your question about the job, I need to tell you something in private about Thanicles” Jola explained. Then she used her snake body to rise up and leaned over the bar so her mouth was right next to Gavin’s ear. Jola whispered “We’ll take the job, but in case someone is watching or listening, I’m going to reject the job.”

She recoiled back to her side of the bar, laughing. “Trust me… that is the great wizard’s biggest weakness.” She said to Gavin. Then she got more serious.

“Sorry Gavin, but Greenbite and I reject your job offer. I think this Drow Matriarchy will pay us more to be sex workers at her party then anyone will pay us to be spies. And escort duty is far less dangerous than what you propose. We’ll pass on your offer.” Jola stated firmly. “But thanks for the tip… I think I know where we want to be tonight!” Jola said to Greenbite

When Meso asked about “Hey, I just got a tip about a job. You ladies want to steal some jewelry?” Jola loved Greenbite’s answer. She added “I think we’ll be draining the family jewels tonight!” Jola added a knowing wink to Meso, suggesting she was all in… but did not want to talk about it in the crowded bar.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso was really happy to hear they were turning down whatever the dwarf’s offer was, because that meant they would be free to work with Garthok and Sophia again. His cock twitched at the thought, and then it almost got hard again when Jola joked about draining the family jewels! And that wink! Meso thought Greenbite and Jola were fun people and competent adventurers. He would’ve been overjoyed to work with them even if they had been ugly, but he’d be lying to himself if he didn’t admit that part of the reason he joined up was because they were also sexy women.

“Hey, if you want to get started on that I’d be happy to meet you both upstairs?”

 

[Goonmaster]

The Human Groupie moans intensely, as she is now getting impaled by Nara's immortal cock… The Wood Elf Bard drops his pants, and slides his warm, slender, and slippery member in her as well, rubbing it against Nara's inside of her, in rhythm, alternating between her holes, and caressing the androgenous Vampire…”So the tales are true! Gianna and myself have been…gnnngh…searching for your kind forever…we found a couple, but they are so…cold, snobby and evil! You are…aaaagh yes!...different…”
Gianna tries to speak as well, in her dp induced orgasmic frenzy…”Oh yes, fuck me please! Lathos, you were right, they are incredible lovers! Yes, harder! I’m cumming!”
Gianna climaxes loudly, causing Lathos to do the same, cumming intensely inside her ass. Once again, the crowd cheers. Garthok and Sophia laugh, and raise their glasses to the second threesome of the night. They join Meso at the bar for a refill. Sophia is able to speak, now that she's regained her senses a bit…”Wow Babe, look at that. I think that Human bitch is trying to one-up me with those two Elves…mmm, the one with the really pale skin and white hair, that kinda looks like a chick, is super fine…”
Garthok agrees…but one look at Greenbite and Jola, and he is suddenly speechless and captivated…”Ah…hello…I'm Garthok…I've never seen you two around before…I would definitely remember such beauty…Meso? Are they with you?”
Gavin continues his chat with the Goblin and the Naga. He plays along with Greenbite…”Well that's too bad…I'll ask someone else…Maybe I'll ask my good friend Flower at the Three Peaks Grand Hotel…she works there, where the Orgy is being held, and she could totally get anyone in…” he winks at both Greenbite and Jola…
Sophia squeezes herself against Meso from behind…”I like your friends…they're hot…You think they'd want in as well?”

 

[Ravenloft]

"Vat? Joola! I thought vee vere... Oh! I see!" Greenbite looked around, getting the hint from Jola that it was a ruse to throw off any prying ears that might be in the crowded room. "Yes, darlink, eet eez too dangerous vor see likes of us to take on... So sorry to disappoint you Gaveen..." She gave both Gavin and Jola an exagerated double wink to show she was in on the plan.

At Meso's offering of his precious seed, Greenbite turned to him and reached out to find me his crotch. "Darlink, I'd accept your offer, but you would rip me in two with this big pestle of yours! Unless you vouldnt mind if I reduced you to my level?"

The couple that just finished on stage, being cheered for the half orcs splash of wasted seed joined them at the bar. Greenbite was used to large crowds, being goblin-born, one was never alone, often there were at least fifty boys for every girl in the goblin lust pits. What do you expect from the most prolific of monstrous races? There were things most people didn't know about goblins, the worst was the false idea that goblin women were ugly fat little baby machines... Well... It was true that the women had pregnancies that only ran for a quarter of the time it took most other races and often had multiple children each time... But fat and ugly... Racist, jealous lies! Greenbite was living proof of that! Although she had never had the pleasure of having babies, her red hair and fairer, tan skin had long ago gotten her shunned for being strange and off-putting to goblin men. Besides, the lot of them didn't really know how to please a woman!

Unfortunately, goblins were one of those races that didn't seem to be biologically compatible with any other race, so pregnancy really did not seem to be in her future... Mostly, it was a relief, to know she could safely hump anyone or anything she pleased without having to worry about getting knocked up, but there was that deep desire to know the experience at least once in her life... Just... Not with a stinky goblin boy... She heard some races could get anything they fucked pregnant, so maybe some day... Just not today, tomorrow or the next ten to twenty years, if she could help it!

So when Garthok came over to flirt with them, she smiled at the compliment but refrained from speaking. He'd already blown his load anyway... And she only had one scroll of reduce to use for the night, from the looks of him, she'd need two casts just to get him down to a size she could handle... There was such a thing as too big... At least for her. She didn't dislike him, she just wasn't fond of how he had wasted his seed.

Then Sophia joined them, practically making Meso the meat in a goblin/aasamar/tiefling sandwich, calling her and Jola hot as well! "Vee may be hot, darlink, but you look horny!" Greenbite laughed, admiring the spiraling protrusions adorning her crown.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso was definitely intrigued by Greenbite’s offer, but her mention of “reducing” him made him a little nervous. He looked down at her. “I mean, it would be temporary, right?”

Then he felt Sophia press up against his back. She asked if Jola and Greenbite would want in, but he didn’t know if she meant the heist or more of the kind of fun they’d just had. He hoped the answer to both would be “yes,” but he didn’t know yet.

He leaned back into the tiefling. “I hope so. I was just asking them. I wonder if you might do a better job convincing them. Or at least, I think Garthok and I would both enjoy watching you try…”

 

[Ravenloft]

Greenbite grinned wickedly, showing her fangs. "It vould last as long as I can maintain my concentration... Do you think you can make me lose my vocus, Meeso? But eef you vould rather not geet inside of zis..." Greenbite hiked her skirt up to mid thigh, grabbed his hand and placed it between her legs, to give him a feel of what she was offering. "Just to zave your beeg ego, I suppose I vould understand. I vouldn't vant my breasts shrunk or my veery tight and varm pussy enlarged just to suit a lovers needs..."

She liked the way he looked, when he leaned back into the Tiefling, he seemed to luxuriate in her warmth and attention. Greenbite smiled at them, letting go of Meso's hand, to see what he would do. Should he keep it there to tease her? Or pull it away to play with the Tiefling? She was getting pretty hot from all the decadent sex hanging in the air and she knew she was going to need someone to bed tonight. She pressed herself back into Jola's body for the comfort of her flesh.

"Vell I think ve are all talking about zee same thing... Zee orgy? At zee hotel? Hosted by a drow lady? But before zen, I don't know about zee rest of you, but I am in need of some... Release. I can only reduce one person at a time, I hope it vould be you, Meeso... But... Eef you don't vant to... Joola and I vill make love instead." Greenbite reached back to fondle one of Jola's breasts, playfully, wetting her lips as she did, giving the aasamar her best "come hither" look.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso had zero regrets about his choices in companions, especially at this moment. He was happy to find Greenbite wearing nothing under her skirt, and once she lifted her hand off his, he tentatively stroked her warm folds.

“I’ll trust you, Greenbite. Besides, I think there are enough ladies that would be upset with you if you permanently shrunk my cock that you’ll give it every possible effort. Either way, I’ll take the risk for the chance to enjoy that tight little treasure of yours.” That was a bluff, of course. Sophia’s was only the second mouth Meso had been in, and if Greenbite’s spell worked hers would be his second slit.

“There’s no need for you to choose between me and Jola, though. I’m sure our new friends here would enjoy a show, and if I successfully distract you too much to pay attention to this beautiful, serpentine creature then it would be my pleasure to let her borrow my tongue. That is, assuming your spell hasn’t worn off. If it has, she’ll have options. What do you think, Jola?

 

[milkmaiden38]

Jola

Had the others known what was about to happen they would have screamed in terror and ran from the Tavern of the Hanging Chicken. Additionally, had the owner known, Jola would NEVER been allowed to enter the Tavern. Tales of what was about to happen would be told by bards for months to come.

Jola was going to make some VERY VERY bad puns. They would be so bad, parents would tell their children if they did not behave, the half human/half snake monster would come in the night and tell them horrible puns.

Jola looked over to Meso, the Air Genasi, and said “Think about what? Greenbite and I are in. I thought jewelry has a nice ring to it.” Jola laughed at her own puns, and that got her started

“Meso… you have a certain “air” about you! You are so long winded! Get it… because you are an Air Genasi” Jola giggled.

“You know why snakes rattle about jewel thieves? Because we want our diamondback!” Jola joked.

Now people near Jola covered their ears, like Greenbite, Gavin, and Garthok.

“Hey… I can pun about Goblins too. What do you call a goblin brigand? A robgoblin! Get it… like a hobgoblin…” Jola hissed. No one was laughing at her jokes, but she continued.

“Why doesn’t Garthok make friends with other species? He is too orc'ward. Get it!” Jola laughed.

That was when Gavin pointed his finger at Jola and yelled “GET OUT”

Jola nodded “Ok… I guess my joke is a little above you… you know because you are a dwarf!”

People started to throw things at Jola as she quickly slithered out of the tavern and waited for the others to join her.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso wasn’t sure why Jola had gotten told to leave. Her jokes were pretty good, he thought.

“I guess now we see the real Jola, because, lo, the scales have fallen from our eyes.”

Gavin stood up and started to point, stalled by Meso’s hands in the air in apology.

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll find where she slithered off to. A cold wind blows out the door.”

Being an air genassi, he didn’t need to dodge the mug thrown at the back of his head on his way out. An unexplained gust redirected it.

 

[Goonmaster]

As Jola slithers away from the bar, she hears a sinister voice call out to her from a dark alley…”I like the company you keep, She-Naga…but what if I offered you a LOT of money to turn one of them in to me…”
A pale woman cloaked in black, barely revealing her face, wearing sunglasses, steps out of the shadows…”Your friend Nara…we've been looking for him for awhile…I'll give you 5000Gold pieces if you turn him into us…”
Meanwhile, Meso follows Jola from a distance, and notices her being approached by the cloaked figure…
As Greenbite engages Sophia, she seems to react very positively to her, getting flirtier as she downs a few more drinks…”Why yes, I am always very…horny, haha!” She scowls at Gavin as he throws Jola out…”For real? I was liking those jokes! You're really gonna throw her out for THAT? After That whole string of bad jokes you put us through last night? That's totally uncalled for, Gavin, I'm really disappointed In you right now…I thought she was really cool!”

 

[Ravenloft]

"Trust eez key to any coupling, my dear Meeso... I vas going to bring you down to my level, so ve Vould lay face to face? Not just your cock..." Greenbite managed to say before jolla began her litany of puns! To be honest, she too, loved puns, but there were ancient warnings from the gods themselves that warned against stringing more than a few of them together at one time, else one might cause a rift in space and time! Creating portals to random world's!

"Joola?" Greenbite asked, trying to warn her of this fact, but smirking, because they were so funny!

Some said that it was through these rifts that the monstrous races had come! Goblin armies invaded, tribal herds of Minotaur roaming the plains had stumbled through one, there was even the smallest possiblity that the drow came through one particularly wickedly crafted "pun hole"!

"Joola?!" Greenbite was growing concerned! She was on a roll, and the hair on the back of her neck was standing on end! A sure sign something was happening!

Gavin must have sensed it too and ordered her out! But she couldn't stop! The girl was on fire and Greenbite couldn't help but admire her for it, even if it was likely about to conjure up... Something bad!

"Joola! Staaaaap!" Greenbite spat,trying to keep from laughing from her belly! Chaos energies crackling in the air around them, that only those attuned to nature could even attempt to feel. She gave Gavin an apologetic look and attempted to push Jola toward the door! If things were about to blow up in their faces, it would be better for it to happen in the great wide open and not inside Gavin's tavern!

Then Meso started in on the puns! Greenbite shot him a look, but it cracked into a grin. She would have to explain the dangers of puns to them later! Right now, they just had to get out before they caused a rift!

Thankfully, both Jola and Meso exited and Greenbite was left with only Nara , the half orc/tiefling couple and Gavin nearby! All the rest had apparently been smart enough to flee before they got caught in the impending rift!

Greenbite wanted nothing more than to go get laid by Meso and Jola then enjoy a cuddle out with Garthok and Sophia, but she was very worried that all the puns had caused irrevocable damage to the veil between worlds! She looked to Gsvin, her worry written all over her face, he seemed to be the only other one to recognize the danger they were in!

"Do you think... Ve are safe? Vere ve lucky? Not to cause a reeft?" She asked, nervously, but before he could answer, there was a low rumble, like rolling thunder and Greenbite squeaked out a sound of fear. "Oh no!" She gasped and scrambled up over the bar to hide behind it. Fearing the worst!

The only thing that happened though, was a single, man sized portal popped into existence!

She perked up over the bar to see it and gave it an almost annoyed look. "Zats eet?! Zose vere really bad puns! I vas expecting mo-eek!" She groused then screamed as a slimy tentacle, that looked strangely familiar, came shooting out to grab at Gavin!

Out of instinct, greenbite shot a magical blast of thorny barbs at it, from her hands, trying to defend the dwarf bar keeper! "Ve are being pun-ished!" She warned the last remaining parton's

"Don't let eet inside you!!!" She warned him, desperately looking for some way to close the portal!

"Nara! Go geet ze others! Ve vill need zere help!!!" She called out to their vampire companion, not knowing what dangers that might cause him...

 

[milkmaiden38]

Jola

Jola heard a voice call to her. It was from a dark unattractive alley. With misshaped walls and overgrown weeds, the alley spoke of trouble. The woman talking had a pale face and was dressed in a black cloak.

“Your friend Nara…we've been looking for him for a while…I'll give you 5000 gold pieces if you turn him into us…” She said

“What?” Jola hissed back.

“5000 gold pieces.” The woman repeated.

“Are you trying to pull my leg? Because that won’t work… Naga’s don’t have legs.” Jola pointed out. “Who are you… and why do you want him?” Jola asked.

Jola saw Meso and gave him a quick wave. "Nice puns!" She complimented him, then her attention was back on this strange woman.

 

[Goonmaster]

The puns seem to have indeed conjured a small portal inside the bar!
Gavin gasps, and grabs his axe, as a tentacle springs out of it…”Oh, no! Not again!”
Greenbite shoots a blast of thorns at it, causing it to explode and grow another tentacle, even bigger than the first!
The second tentacle grabs Greenbite, and starts flailing around the room with her! Gavin springs forth with his axe, using the bar as a diving board to jump up, and with a mighty war cry, chops it in half. Greenbite falls down to the floor, covered in slime, but still alive…
Right as a third tentacle springs from the portal, a man jumps out of it as well! An old Human, wearing very unique clothes (blue jeans, an open Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap), dives out of the portal, and shouts “Quick, everybody hide! Whatever puns summoned this beast, must have been really bad!”
Gavin stares at the man in hatred…he clutches his axe, and grinds his teeth…”Thanicles! I told ya' I'd kill ya' if you came back!”
Thanicles hurriedly rummages through his backpack, and pulls out…a rocket launcher…”Oh, whatever! Take a number and wait in line, Mc Cullik! I was just studying this Demon of Puns when someone from your Tavern summoned it! Here…let me fix it, as I always do!”
Thanicles pulls the trigger, and a rocket shoots from the long metal tube, into the portal, from which a large explosion sound rocks the Tavern and surrounding streets. A geyser of tentacle juice erupts from the rift, and splatters everyone inside…
Thanicles blows on the metal tube, playfully…”Now that's how you slay a Demon! Totally got in on camera, too! Can't wait to post it on social media, those Trolls are going to freak out!”
Gavin still looks like he's about to murder Thanicles…but the Wizard, decked out in futuristic gear, just looks at him and says “Oh well, I guess it's time to leave again…See you later!”
He jumps through the portal, which closes itself behind him…
Meanwhile, back in the alleyway, the creepy cloaked woman stares down Jola…she reveals fangs, and her eyes start glowing red…”Listen here, Naga…you can either make an easy 5000 gold, or I can kill you right here…choice is yours…”

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

”Nice puns!”

Meso saw Jola wave, and assumed she was waving him over. He casually strolled over to the two women: the sexy naga and the cloaked stranger.

He held his hands open in greeting. “Hello, ladies! What can I do for you?”

 

[Ravenloft]

"EEEeeeEEEeeeYYYaaaHHH!!!" Greenbite screams as she is whipped around the room, not loving the situation! "Seriously! Eef I die, I'm coming back to haunt you for this, Joola, Meeso! I vill be avenged!!!" She howled at the top of her lungs, thinking that this just might be it! The end! "Oh... Oh N-no! I think I'm gonna vomit!!! Bleargh!!!!" And she did, losing at least half of her drink and dinner. It was embarassing!

Gavin came to the rescue, and she didn't know how long she lay in her puddle of goo, dripping sticky green slime, but she thought she heard an explosion come from somewhere, that snapped her out of her mortified fugue state. "Oh... Ew! Eets... Eets everywhere! Geet eet off me! Geet eet off me!" She sat up and started trying to scrape the slimy stuff, made of slime off her arms and legs, but that just seemed to spread it around more. "Hrrrm!" She growled in disgust as she continued to try, then she felt something truly sickening and disturbing! "Hrk!" She made a startled, strangled sound in the back of her throat! Some of the slime was creeping up between her legs! Along her inner thigh!

"No! Nononono!" She shot up in a bolt and rushed to Gavin, the only one she knew with any experience with this stuff! "Gaveen! Eets c-crawling up my thigh! Trying to geet inside me!!! What should I do?! Help me!!!" She was in a panic,she really did not want this stuff to get inside of her! There was no telling what it would do to her insides!

 

[milkmaiden38]

Jola

Jola had not liked this person the moment she heard her sinister voice. The woman had come out of nowhere like she had simply emerged from the shadows. Her unusual pale skin and the sunglasses, all of it put Jola’s nerves on edge.

Then she tried to get information on one of her team members. There was a clear, cold, predatory note in the woman’s voice. She was up to no good. And finally, when Jola asked a few questions, the woman turned on her. She revealed her fangs, and her eyes start glowing red behind the dark glasses.

“Listen here, Naga…you can either make an easy 5000 gold, or I can kill you right here…choice is yours…” She had said

Jola did not like being threatened! And you don’t show your fangs to a Naga unless you want a fight.

“I will not help you” Jola replied as she slithered back to Meso and the bright direct sunlight. “Why don’t you come out here in the sunlight and I can give you a NICE BIG hug.” Jola suggested. Her large, powerful snake body coiling around under her getting ready to SQUEEZE the life out of this vampire bitch. Jola was careful not to look into the woman’s eyes, she did not want to be charmed. “Meso… you want to help me give this woman a tan?” Jola suggested over her shoulder, not wanting to take her eyes off the strange woman.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso was surprised to find hostility when he reached the alleyway, but he knew which side he was on. He drew and nocked his bow in seconds, pointing it at the cloaked woman. He’d hit targets in lower light than this, and he was confident he could put out an eye before she reached them.

“I don’t know, Jola, I kinda want her to stay right where she is.”

 

[Goonmaster]

Greenbite feels a multitude of miniature tentacles wiggle up her legs, and into her holes….she then starts to feel them vibrate in unison, latching on to her clit, and secreting a warm, lubricating substance…it honestly feels quite nice, after the initial shock…a wave of pleasure starts engulfing the Gobliness, and she experiences flashes, and visions of Alien creatures, traveling through the Astral Plane thousands of years ago…among them, a familiar Snake creature of colossal proportions…Yig…
She sees their Astral chariot crash onto Talaveroth, as its civilizations were still in their infancy…
She hears a female female voice in her head, as she approaches climax, with the vibrations and wiggling inside of her getting more and more intense…she starts glowing with blue energy, to everyone's astonishment…”Greenbite…We see you…we arrived in this place many years ago…we were lost and scared…many Mortals paid a dire price for it…but then we found HER…”
Greenbite has visions of a Blue glowing woman, naked and kissing the colossal snake, making love to it…
“She taught us concepts of compassion, and sexual pleasure…from the union of Yig and the Blue Goddess, many offspring were born…you, Greenbite, are directly related to them…”
Meanwhile, in the dark Alley, the Vampire woman hisses at Meso, as he points his bow at her, and Jola starts wrapping her snake body around her…”You fools, I'll be back soon!”
She turns into a puff of black smoke and sinks down through a sewer grid, disappearing underneath the dirty street pavement…
OOC: Between the Tentacles and the Vampiress Bounty Hunter, as well as all the Tavern sex, and job opportunities I'd say that's a good start to this Game!
Everyone level up to 2!

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Meso lowers his bow and looks over to Jola.

“Well, that was fuckin’ weird. What did she want?”