a_libertine
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Ah, shopping, the last bastion of manhood? Well, yeah if you are buying what the guy at the register call the 50 Shades kit. Funny, and embarrassing but funny won out.
He purchased fifty feet of nylon rope, fabric, KY lubricant, sleep mask, a wooden spoon, and lotion.
He finished, got back to the hotel and she hadn't texted yet so he went to the bar across the street and had a beer while surfing his phone looking for ideas, especially ideas on how to tie her up with out doing lasting damage to her.
When he got her text he responded:
He purchased fifty feet of nylon rope, fabric, KY lubricant, sleep mask, a wooden spoon, and lotion.
He finished, got back to the hotel and she hadn't texted yet so he went to the bar across the street and had a beer while surfing his phone looking for ideas, especially ideas on how to tie her up with out doing lasting damage to her.
When he got her text he responded:
Good girl. Close your eyes, I am on my way