Horn shop.

[parodyluvr75]

I went to a horn shop, I didn't even know what a piccolo was. What's a piccolo?

What do you blow?
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[AZMotherLover]

...What's a piccolo?..

It's when your wife sleeps with another man.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Kinky piccolo.

 

[spacekowboy]

A piccolo is a wood wind, not a horn.



Heh. Wood wind.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I once had a whim...

 

[parodyluvr75]

A piccolo is a wood wind, not a horn.



Heh. Wood wind.

Why is the piccolo the most divine instrument? Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out.

I once had a whim...

Do you always do it on a whim?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Do you always do it on a whim?

When it comes to playing my horn, whimsy is the only way to go.

 

[parodyluvr75]

When it comes to playing my horn, whimsy is the only way to go.

How lyrical of you.

 

[thør]

Kinky piccolo.

How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?





Shoot one!

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^piccolo hater.

 

[thør]

^^^piccolo hater.

Only the "other piccolo".

Don't hate the one in the family.

 

[bronzeage]

How lyrical of you.

A friend stopped by this morning to tell me about what happened at his church this Sunday:

"They didn't have no organ player, they had a piccolo player. Everybody in church just cussin' and carryin' on. After the sermon, they preach for 'bout an hour, the preacher says, 'We goin' to turn to hymn 42.' Piccolo player says, 'I can't play that.' Preacher says how about 32, piccolo player says, I can't play that one neither. 106? I can't play that either Mr. Preacher."

"That's alright, we know you're on parole. Then someone jumped up and said, 'Piccolo player is a motherfucker!' The preacher jumped up and said, 'That's enough of that shit! None of that shit goes on in my church! Now whoever called my piccolo player a motherfucker raise his hand.

So the preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No one moved. He then said for the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No answer. Preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, blink an eye.' No one blinked. Finally, the preacher says, 'I wanna know who is the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the main, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, iswhatiwannaknow!' No one said a word.

Finally, one man stood up and said, 'Preacher, don't shoot. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't even the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not even the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. Whatiwannaknowis who is the man who called that motherfucker a piccolo player!?!"

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZlNZ5z8dI&t=0m50s

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZlNZ5z8dI&t=0m50s

You can be my piccolo.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A friend stopped by this morning to tell me about what happened at his church this Sunday:

"They didn't have no organ player, they had a piccolo player. Everybody in church just cussin' and carryin' on. After the sermon, they preach for 'bout an hour, the preacher says, 'We goin' to turn to hymn 42.' Piccolo player says, 'I can't play that.' Preacher says how about 32, piccolo player says, I can't play that one neither. 106? I can't play that either Mr. Preacher."

"That's alright, we know you're on parole. Then someone jumped up and said, 'Piccolo player is a motherfucker!' The preacher jumped up and said, 'That's enough of that shit! None of that shit goes on in my church! Now whoever called my piccolo player a motherfucker raise his hand.

So the preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No one moved. He then said for the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No answer. Preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, blink an eye.' No one blinked. Finally, the preacher says, 'I wanna know who is the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the main, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, iswhatiwannaknow!' No one said a word.

Finally, one man stood up and said, 'Preacher, don't shoot. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't even the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not even the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. Whatiwannaknowis who is the man who called that motherfucker a piccolo player!?!"

So you hate piccolos, too.

 

[bronzeage]

So you hate piccolos, too.

That's crazy talk.
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