Hot Historical Figures

[AchtungNight]

This is a mostly untapped side of the celebrity genre that has been on my mind recently.

Who are the historical figures you would most like to fuck? Why?

As anyone who's read 'Beijing Streakers' knows, my top faves come from the Three Kingdoms Era of China. The Sengoku Warring States Period of Japan comes in second. (Damn KOEI Warriors games for making me fall for these eras' girls!) Annie Oakley of the Old West, Joan of Arc, and the actresses of the golden era of film (Audrey and Katherine Hepburn, Rita Hayworth, etc.) are of course up there too. These people just inspire me. Anyone want to add your own? Women's perspectives especially valued. AN Out.

 

[Shendude]

Hmm...

I like this idea, although it would probably require some thought.

Also, you wouldn't want to fuck Joan of Arc; she was homely.

 

[VoyageToBeyond]

A great idea of combining historical story with celebraty! lots of potential characters to come to life - some of them probably having led very amorous and erotic lives. One of my favorite movies is I Claudius...

I've always been taken with:
Josephine, Empress of France
Lady Izumi (10 c. Japanese Noble lady - more because of her poetry)
Soong sisters (one married to Chiang Kaishek)
Eva Peron (even as the materialized by Madonna)

Never thought of writing stories about any of them; a most intriguing idea...

 

[HardNightDay]

Hmm...

I like this idea, although it would probably require some thought.

Also, you wouldn't want to fuck Joan of Arc; she was homely.

I agree this idea has great potential for a sub-genre, but alas, at least from a male's perspective, the roles of women in history have are often less well recorded and often the women that do make history are not the sort that erotic fantasies are made of...makes one scratch ones head.

A woman may chose many, many different sorts of men from history.

 

[Fantasies_only]

This is a mostly untapped side of the celebrity genre that has been on my mind recently.

Who are the historical figures you would most like to fuck? Why?

As anyone who's read 'Beijing Streakers' knows, my top faves come from the Three Kingdoms Era of China. The Sengoku Warring States Period of Japan comes in second. (Damn KOEI Warriors games for making me fall for these eras' girls!) Annie Oakley of the Old West, Joan of Arc, and the actresses of the golden era of film (Audrey and Katherine Hepburn, Rita Hayworth, etc.) are of course up there too. These people just inspire me. Anyone want to add your own? Women's perspectives especially valued. AN Out.

I don't believe nobody has mentioned the obvious, Cleopatra.

 

[emap]

Joan of Arc was called homely because she did not have long hair and big breasts. She instead had short hair, thin and not that tall, she was what most would call petite. She also had another thing going against her, she didn't say yes where's the bed to anyone.

Honestly I don't really have any historical men I want to do me, the most famous were bloodthirsty and hell bent on ruling the world, or making the most money. The number of men who were not bloodthirsty or focused on amassing a fortune is not very big and not exactly cute either, Lincoln was a wonderful guy, but not cute, Gandhi same thing, maybe when he was young but never seen him young. We shall bypass the artists, I'm nuts enough without having to worry if he's going to cut my ear off or his.

I have to admit, I would love to be the anti fluffer for Michelangelo or Da Vinci though.

 

[AchtungNight]

I suppose it's the unattainable-ness that attracts me to Joan of Arc. That and I like the body type. I also have a thing for woman warriors, be they battle or prayer.

 

[jennifermiami25]

This is a mostly untapped side of the celebrity genre that has been on my mind recently.

Who are the historical figures you would most like to fuck? Why?

As anyone who's read 'Beijing Streakers' knows, my top faves come from the Three Kingdoms Era of China. The Sengoku Warring States Period of Japan comes in second. (Damn KOEI Warriors games for making me fall for these eras' girls!) Annie Oakley of the Old West, Joan of Arc, and the actresses of the golden era of film (Audrey and Katherine Hepburn, Rita Hayworth, etc.) are of course up there too. These people just inspire me. Anyone want to add your own? Women's perspectives especially valued. AN Out.

Mae West would be fun. Audrey Hepburn is real classy. Lena Olin I love since she smokes cigarettes so sexily.

Most in history didn't have teeth, etc. Bad higeine (sic).

Catherine the Great of Russia was a sex kitten.

I don't think anyone could outdo Johnny Depp.

The worst: Clay Gaiken, er, Aiken. LOL

 

[Shendude]

I agree this idea has great potential for a sub-genre, but alas, at least from a male's perspective, the roles of women in history have are often less well recorded and often the women that do make history are not the sort that erotic fantasies are made of...makes one scratch ones head.

A woman may chose many, many different sorts of men from history.

Elizabeth I was apparently a real firecracker when she was younger.

And her cousin Mary, Queen of Scots was also known to be a looker.

I don't believe nobody has mentioned the obvious, Cleopatra.

Cleopatra was NOT a great beauty. Her relationships with Caesar and Antony were by dint of her being by being powerful, smart, and generally fun to be around.

She'd be a great person to date, but just a quicke? Forget it.

Joan of Arc was called homely because she did not have long hair and big breasts.

I had been given to understand that her looks (or more precisely lack thereof) were used as a counter to the accusation that she got the Dauphin's support by sleeping with him.