shimmygirl
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yes please!
...give it to Elff n he can mail it to me
...give it to Elff n he can mail it to me
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shimmygirl said:yes please!![]()
...give it to Elff n he can mail it to me![]()

charmed1 said:Shall I pick you one up too?![]()
Thank you.someplace said:You are a![]()
YungMuscle said:Just want to say hello to everybody, kinda new to the board. 29 swm in Houston (out towards katy)...anything else just ask!

Does he own a boat?someplace said:I wasn't seeing things. You DID post here! Do NOT be a stranger. These are nice folks in here that you should get to know.
I'm very glad to see you back around these parts.
...Hey everyone, this is one of my adopted newbies from a while back. Y'all make him welcome and let's see if we can get him to post again this quarter!
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someplace said:I wasn't seeing things. You DID post here! Do NOT be a stranger. These are nice folks in here that you should get to know.
I'm very glad to see you back around these parts.
...Hey everyone, this is one of my adopted newbies from a while back. Y'all make him welcome and let's see if we can get him to post again this quarter!
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TexasFunGuy said:Does he own a boat?
You own a hot tub. That more than counts.I'm Wild Cherry said:I own a rubber ducky and a pool float. Does that count?
TexasFunGuy said:You own a hot tub. That more than counts.

Don't make me Google for that Redneck Swimming Pool.I'm Wild Cherry said:And the rubber ducky and the float are used in it.
Can you say Redneck Swimming Pool?![]()
TexasFunGuy said:Don't make me Google for that Redneck Swimming Pool.
That be it.I'm Wild Cherry said:You mean the one in the back of the pickup? It makes me giggle every time.
I wonder if he could make Lasagna on it.I'm Wild Cherry said:I'm also amused by the new redneck weiner roast photo that has been making the circuits. I bet if we build the fire, bb2 would be happy to fix lunch for us using this new trusty method.
TexasFunGuy said:I wonder if he could make Lasagna on it.
get him to make itI'm Wild Cherry said:I'm sure he could find a way.
Oh dear... now I'm thinking of lasagna.
TexasFunGuy said:get him to make it
I think he is a Cowboys fan.I'm Wild Cherry said:It is a shame you can't bribe him with football tickets.
Does Filly make lasagna?
TexasFunGuy said:I think he is a Cowboys fan.![]()
I don't know but maybe she can bring a cheesesteak.
Now you're saying my breath stinks.I'm Wild Cherry said:Extra onions...
I'll bring the breath mints and Scope.
TexasFunGuy said:Now you're saying my breath stinks.
Such flattery.
First you try to horn in on my lasagna and now you want my cheesesteak. sheeshI'm Wild Cherry said:No, no.... I meant that I'd have the scope for when we had our cheese steaks w/ extra onions. Notice how I'm now on the receiving end of the cheese steaks? I thought that was rather clever...
But... I've been taught that if anyone ever offers you a mint, accept it even if you think you don't want/need it.
TexasFunGuy said:You own a hot tub. That more than counts.