How a Real Man Washes a CAt

[Rosebud]

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1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. (You may consider this step to be optional).
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Note: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door, and slam it shut - securely shut, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.

8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.

 

[TinaG13]

ROTFLMAO!! That's too damn funny to ignore!

Hiya Rosebud! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}} I miss ya at the other board.....

 

[Todd]

where did you get my pussy washing techniques

 

[Rosebud]

TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SEXY LADY

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[TinaG13]

*swoons* Wow, I've been smooched by Rosebud!! How ya doin' girl?

 

[Neale]

and what a smooch it was!

Damn... may I study smooching at your feet, o smooching guru, Rosebud?

And TinaG, thanks for welcoming me to your stomping grounds... let me welcome you to these grounds!

*cuddly hugs in copious quantity*

 

[TinaG13]

Thanks Neale! *huge grin and cuddly hugs and smooches too*

 

[Isolde]

ROTFLMAO....

I loved the post!

 

[*bratcat*]

Rosie???

 

[Rosebud]

No this is for male cats...not you hon

 

[Guru]

 

[MinkSoul]

um....ya forgot number 9...

watch your back for the next week...

 

[Neale]

Sorry, Guru...

I didn't mean to make you think you'd been smooched out of turn. Believe me, had Rosebud smooched you... you'd know.

Maybe if you ask real nice-like...

 

[Renegade]

*Is starting to wonder if he went to the wrong message board again*

 

[Siren]

I think, Rosey my sweet , they call that a

 

[crystalhunting]

Bathing a cat is an absolute nightmare!!{the four legged furry type that is}...Thank God I have a Bengal cat that loves jumping in the shower...phew...as for the other 3 kitties...It's still a nightmare....ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!







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