How big is your cock?

[Photog1rl]

Mines just too scary big if it got out I don’t know what I’d have to do

You don’t know what to do if you got it out??? I’m sure someone could walk you through it.

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

You mean drag me it’s that big

 

[AutisticBits]

A Queen song just popped into my head for some reason. Under Pressure I think it's called

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

It’s a burden trust me

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s a burden trust me

I don’t know you enough to trust you. The words prove it just keep bouncing around in my head.

 

[PMarky2]

Just over 7" long, and just over 5.5" around. First serious girlfriend commented, 'that could hurt' in-between attempts to deep throat me! Right now, it is big enough to make sure that the wife won't let me anywhere near her.

 

[Photog1rl]

Just over 7" long, and just over 5.5" around. First serious girlfriend commented, 'that could hurt' in-between attempts to deep throat me! Right now, it is big enough to make sure that the wife won't let me anywhere near her.

Who is the her in this sentence? Your wife or your first serious GF?

 

[AutisticBits]

Who is the her in this sentence? Your wife or your first serious GF?

Ambiguous sentence construction and no picture. Zero stars

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

7 inches.

And do you want to know what that is good for?

More than anything it means that anal sex is a rarity.
The condoms I prefer are mail order. So sex requires logistics some times.
And ever so often, I get to see someone get excited when it gets brought out for the first time.

Aaand that is about the long and the short of it.

 

[AutisticBits]

7 inches.

And do you want to know what that is good for?

More than anything it means that anal sex is a rarity.
The condoms I prefer are mail order. So sex requires logistics some times.
And ever so often, I get to see someone get excited when it gets brought out for the first time.

Aaand that is about the long and the short of it.

Please tell me that last part was an intentional pun

 

[Photog1rl]

I see that some of the men in here decided to post photos…well played gentlemen. Well played.

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Please tell me that last part was an intentional pun

People who say "No pun intended" are weaklings. Intend your puns! Make your puns premeditated with malicious intent.

 

[Wriggle]

6x6

 

[Photog1rl]

6x6

You seem more like the off roading type, a rugged 4x4 (that’s a jeep reference not a size one )

 

[SmoothAndSweet]

between 4 and 41/2" hard

 

[AutisticBits]

You seem more like the off roading type, a rugged 4x4 (that’s a jeep reference not a size one )

Would you like to see my rugged 4x4?

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

Ok imagine a Pringle’s can only less red!

 

[AutisticBits]

Would you like to see my rugged 4x4?

That's a cock reference, not a jeep reference

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Ok imagine a Pringle’s can only less red!

More sour cream and onion then?

 

[Photog1rl]

More sour cream and onion then?

Sour cream and onion Pringle can dick is not what I needed to be imagining.

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Sour cream and onion Pringle can dick is not what I needed to be imagining.

But you could give it a flick with your fingers, and have it make a fun sound

 

[Photog1rl]

But you could give it a flick with your fingers, and have it make a fun sound

I’m more of the give it a flick with my tongue and have him make a fun sound kind of girl.
ETA -and I hate pringles.

 

[Melody_Lightdraft2]

But you could give it a flick with your fingers, and have it make a fun sound

"Once you pop, you can't stop."

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

I’m more of the give it a flick with my tongue and have him make a fun sound kind of girl.
ETA -and I hate pringles.

But, who doesn't like a salty treat?

 

[Photog1rl]

But, who doesn't like a salty treat?

I love a good salty treat but I’m picky AF about what goes in my mouth.