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How Do I Keep The PMs Cumming? *GRINS*

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MasturbatingGal

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God, I had 20 private messages in 2 days!!! Not to mention, many of them REALLY turned me on and got me masturbating. Thanks guys! I just want to say: keep them cumming!!! :p
 
MasturbatingGal said:
God, I had 20 private messages in 2 days!!! Not to mention, many of them REALLY turned me on and got me masturbating. Thanks guys! I just want to say: keep them cumming!!! :p
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My guess is that at least a few of the PMs you got were related to your birthday (belated congrats, btw). So apart from finding a way to have a birthday every week or so, you'll have to resort to a few tried-but-true means of attracting private messages. These include, but are not limited to, the following:

Start a thread called, OK, who'd like a nice hot fuck now?

Respond to every thread in the General Board with an insult to the person who started the thread.

Look deeply into your life and post a heart-rending story of sadness or depression caused by the time someone said you resembled one of the Olsen twins (and you're not even blonde!!).

Post an offer to cyber the first 10 guys who send you a PM.

Post an offer to cyber the first 10 women who send you a PM.

Post an offer to cyber in a threesome with the first 10 guys and first 10 women who send you a PM.

Start a thread asking how to use a washing machine to get more spin into your masturbation.

Start a thread asking how to build an automatic masturbation machine out of a bicycle pump and a box of frozen hot dogs.

Start a thread called, I'm not a troll but I play one on Lit.

Send a PM to every member of Lit suggesting that if each one sends you three PMs a day for one month all their sexual fantasies will be realized one month later. And Bill Gates will send each one a free ribbed condom.

Enjoy!
 
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midwestyankee said:
These include, but are not limited to, the following:
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Or just post nekkid pichers. :p

Just remember to delete the PMs or save them to a text file so your PM box doesn't fill up an deprive of to ability to get new PMs.
 
Help others live vicariously!

Start a thread and post your hot PMs!
 
Damn ...

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. :rolleyes:

No wonder I don't get any PMs.
 
I second the hot pics.

Show us your boobies. The guys will flock. I'm sure of it.



Why?




Well, I'm a guy. I know these things. :D

SXCRgirl said:

No wonder I don't get any PMs.
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I'm so gonna send you a hawt PM.

;)
 
Damn.....if only she offered to cam for me without me having to cam back to her.....THEN maybe i'd be interested in PMing her :rolleyes:
 
MasturbatingGal said:
God, I had 20 private messages in 2 days!!! Not to mention, many of them REALLY turned me on and got me masturbating. Thanks guys! I just want to say: keep them cumming!!! :p
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MG ... sounds like you're doing all the right things already with all those pm's. Of course, another way to get them would be send some of your own!!
<feel free to pm me>

SXCRgirl, goes for you too. :D
 
Hmmmmm ... now you're making me think SlvrTongueDevil!

;)

PS ... I like that!
 
cyberski said:
Damn.....if only she offered to cam for me without me having to cam back to her.....THEN maybe i'd be interested in PMing her :rolleyes:
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Sorry, if I cam for a guy he's gotta turn his on too! :p
 
SXCRgirl said:
Hmmmmm ... now you're making me think SlvrTongueDevil!

;)

PS ... I like that!
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SXCRgirl ... the brain's the most powerful sexual organ we have ...
let's think together sometime! :p
 
SlvrTongueDevil said:
A promise ... or a tease? :)
Has anyone cammed with MG?
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Nope! No one's masturbated with me on cam just yet!:p Did you want to be the first one?
 
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I would love to masterbate with you on cam MG. Just let me knowwhen. I did send you a PM about it too.
 
Hehe.

Maybe I'm just in a crabby mood, but this thread kinda annoys me. It's just to get attention, ya know?

Anyway, sorry to be the downer of the bunch, but I had to say it.

Have fun though! :D
 
Any recommendations for easy to use WebCams that are good?

I have a Windows XP Home Edition laptop made by HP. One of those OmniBook XE3's.

Thanks! :D
 
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