How do you become the monster?

[ABSTRUSE]

sssshhhhhhh
im huntin wabbit

What kind of fabric softner do you use?

 

[Guest]

What kind of fabric softner do you use?

watered down pig lard.
dont tell CD...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

watered down pig lard.
dont tell CD...

I was just curious because you're always sniffing something in your AVs. Love the smell of bacon......secrets safe with me......off to render some fat.

 

[Guest]

I was just curious because you're always sniffing something in your AVs. Love the smell of bacon......secrets safe with me......off to render some fat.

I DO... i do love the smell of bacon. i think thats why people follow me... they think im going to feed them.
render me baby!
BBBBAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAhhhaaaaa

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I DO... i do love the smell of bacon. i think thats why people follow me... they think im going to feed them.
render me baby!
BBBBAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAhhhaaaaa

You are sooooooooooooooo not well.........I'm honored to share a brain with you.

You do know now that one of us is going to have to use this in a story?

Okay, have we now suffiently threadjacked this enough?

 

[Guest]

You are sooooooooooooooo not well.........I'm honored to share a brain with you.

You do know now that one of us is going to have to use this in a story?

Okay, have we now suffiently threadjacked this enough?

quite.. lets move on to another deserving thread, shall we?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

quite.. lets move on to another deserving thread, shall we?

Let's............I'll slip a $5 under the place setting out of courtesy.

 

[Guest]

Let's............I'll slip a $5 under the place setting out of courtesy.

i should be worried that you stole that fiver from sher's wallet but im willing to let it go.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i should be worried that you stole that fiver from sher's wallet but im willing to let it go.

Why thank you Helpy Helperton.

 

[Guest]

You are sooooooooooooooo not well.........I'm honored to share a brain with you.

Oh, OK.

Abs is NOT shereads

 

[Guest]

Oh, OK.

Abs is NOT shereads

funny you should say that.
i was thinking you remind me alot of CV...hrm

 

[SlickTony]

"One day you just don't appear at the El Adobe bar anymore: You shut the door, paint the windows black, rent an electric typewriter and become the monster you always were — the writer."

~ HST

When do know you have to write?

Do you work better on deadline, or does your writing suffer when you procrastinate?

How do you deal with distractions?
Is that legal?

I'm considering Doctor Thompson's method: painting the windows black is one means of procrastination that I haven't tried yet.

And finally: Who are you when you're writing? If the people who know you could get inside your head then, would they recognize you?




Gotta go; need paint.
Later, pornsters.

~ S

Fortunately I am always running stuff through my head when I don't get a chance to write, or else I would have no way to marshal my thoughts when I do. I'm afraid I let distractions distract me. As for deadlines, I try to avoid situations that have them. I'm a terrible procrastinator; I'd determined last year that I was going to enter a [non-erotic] Christmas short story contest sponsored by my local rag. (I'd entered it once a few years before, didn't win anything, but thought I'd throw my hat in again). Next thing I knew, the deadline had passed. Well, I'm going to enter it this year, and have the story mostly written, except that it has a 1500 word maximum, and if you've read any of my stuff, you know what a tall order it is for me to write anything with that few words in it.

As far as people recognizing me, they probably would--and would probably say they'd never dreamed I was quite this strange.