How does u know?

[CandiCame]

You should read this. It's one of my favorite books.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TOwmol3XL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Oooh! That reminds me of Green Porno! That actually looks awesome!

 

[CandiCame]

I am well aware of that. Two separate thoughts. I assure you I have many more years performing pelvic exams than you.

You are such a pretentious fuck. You presume to speak for the VAST majority of women as to what sort of sex they enjoy?

Again, literally the exact opposite of what I said. You do that a lot. Is it a tumor?

 

[Tathagata]

They call me smooth for a reason..

It's not for the lack of furrows in your frontal lobe?

 

[Pookie]

All favoritism aside, I'm with toubab.

Now who is breaking who's heart!

It's okay, though, if toubab's got what you want ... then I'll just have to accept that.

 

[MsSmoothG]

All favoritism aside, I'm with toubab.

I fucking new it! You a liar!

 

[Lord Pmann]

All favoritism aside, I'm with toubab.

I'm right here, brah.

My stickman heart bleeds just like a regular heart.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Now who is breaking who's heart!

It's okay, though, if toubab's got what you want ... then I'll just have to accept that.

Cmon Pookie, don't turn nothing into something. I was talking about the debate, that's it, that's all. I'm man enough to express friendship to another man without getting second guess. I'm only for the ladies. Let me just put this out there tho, I'll never break your heart.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm right here, brah.

My stickman heart bleeds just like a regular heart.

My bad stickman, but you wasn't around.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I fucking new it! You a liar!

Do us all a favor and skitdaddle.

 

[Tathagata]

I fucking new it! You a liar!

You know what the best thing about this is?
You remembered the "G" on fucking then spelt "knew" wrong
That's just genius

 

[Garnate]

All favoritism aside, I'm with toubab.

I fucking new it! You a liar!

I had to go waaaaay back to catch up through the argument about vaginas and boy pussies but it was worth it for this small nugget of gold.

To be clear, MsSmooth isn't my alt but I have no problem with people thinking it is. Actually funny alts are hard to come by here.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You know what the best thing about this is?
You remembered the "G" on fucking then spelt "knew" wrong
That's just genius

You know the best thing about this? You should be worried about taking your meds, but you are worried about someone else spelling. Your priorities are fucked up. Take your 1 o'clock meds before you lose your mind again, k?

 

[Tathagata]

You know the best thing about this? You should be worried about taking your meds, but you are worried about someone else spelling. Your priorities are fucked up. Take your 1 o'clock meds before you lose your mind again, k?

Did you feel that post go right over your mohawk smoovf?

 

[Emerson40]

I fucking new it! You a liar!

Oh, oh.

SchmoopyG in trouble when he get home.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/290242bb9e731ce9988df7b5135d1512/tumblr_n2v5zxYEZI1r7j3loo1_400.gif

 

[smoothg103rd]

Did you feel that post go right over your mohawk smoovf?

Don't talk about personal features, because I seen you. Your little fat ass just need to get in that box, and close it. Because this ain't what you want. I bet that little girl hide her Twinkies stash from you.


#FatBoy

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh, oh.

SchmoopyG in trouble when he get home.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/290242bb9e731ce9988df7b5135d1512/tumblr_n2v5zxYEZI1r7j3loo1_400.gif

I'll beat a bitch up, if she ever think she is cutting my shit off. And I don't even hit females; but I'll whop that bitch ass.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I had to go waaaaay back to catch up through the argument about vaginas and boy pussies but it was worth it for this small nugget of gold.

To be clear, MsSmooth isn't my alt but I have no problem with people thinking it is. Actually funny alts are hard to come by here.

This one isn't funny.

 

[MsSmoothG]

I'm right here, brah.

My stickman heart bleeds just like a regular heart.

You stickman? Yea he talk about you alot to

I'll beat a bitch up, if she ever think she is cutting my shit off. And I don't even hit females; but I'll whop that bitch ass.

Bae you better back this off some or ill tell them how much a femboy you is for real

 

[smoothg103rd]

You stickman? Yea he talk about you alot to



Bae you better back this off some or ill tell them how much a femboy you is for real

We don't believe you, you need more people. Eat a dick.

 

[MsSmoothG]

We don't believe you, you need more people. Eat a dick.

By we u mean u and your mans toubab? Im get tired of this shit.

 

[Lunarfaggot]

Smoot gave me the aids.

 

[Lunarfaggot]

Now who is breaking who's heart!

It's okay, though, if toubab's got what you want ... then I'll just have to accept that.

I didn't realize that toubab and smoot were an item.

 

[smoothg103rd]

By we u mean u and your mans toubab? Im get tired of this shit.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=We+don't+believe+you,+you+need+more+people

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smoot gave me the aids.

I don't wish death on no one, but real nigga shit, I hope you have a slow and painful death.

 

[Lunarfaggot]

I don't wish death on no one, but real nigga shit, I hope you have a slow and painful death.

dieing of aids is never fast brah