How Kinky are You!?

Every adult growing up, now this was a long time ago, lol
Long time ago...
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I’m not very kinky.
Years ago, a friend called me a KLF (kinky lil f*cker). According to this, he's right!

Where do you fit according to this?

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I’m not very kinky. I’m pretty mild. Angelic even.

Here are the things I would be happy to do.

Blindfold
Vibrator
Sex Swing
Flogger
Paddles
Video Camera
Extra Person

Most of the other things I’d be kind of okay with, but I don’t really wanna. However, if Christina Hendricks really wanted to lick chocolate off my dick, I’d acquiesce.
 
I’m not very kinky.


I’m not very kinky. I’m pretty mild. Angelic even.

Here are the things I would be happy to do.

Blindfold
Vibrator
Sex Swing
Flogger
Paddles
Video Camera
Extra Person

Most of the other things I’d be kind of okay with, but I don’t really wanna. However, if Christina Hendricks really wanted to lick chocolate off my dick, I’d acquiesce.
Do you suppose Ms Hendricks would be put off by the shop vac cooties?? I mean, when you fuck a shop vac you're fucking everything the shop vac ever sucked up... 🤣
 
Do you suppose Ms Hendricks would be put off by the shop vac cooties?? I mean, when you fuck a shop vac you're fucking everything the shop vac ever sucked up... 🤣

I suppose she would just be happy to fuck me. That is how delusional I am.

PS - I can't unsee that video, thank you very much. You've proven you're okay with video, for sure. 😳

I think you mean you can’t stop watching that video. I take it maybe English isn’t your primary language. You’re very close though!

There was a video? I keep missing posts! 🤣

It’s still up for a short time! It has been posted in a few different places (always by request- true story). Right now it’s in Aussies Proclivities thread, I believe. She would love nothing more than some more talk about my cock in that thread.

Yes. I can't remember what thread it was in, but holy wow.

Thank you. We should be friends.

I wish I could remember! I want to make sure I don't stumble across it again. 🤣

Oh sweetie, you’re getting your conjugations mixed up again. Bless.
 
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