How many AH'ers

[StillStunned]

the medusa with the big boobies

The *fallen* Medusa with the big boobies. (No, I can't be bothered to explain.)

 

[TheLobster]

(No, I can't be bothered to explain.)

Please do! We will listen carefully, because we know you shall say this only once.

 

[crookedletter]

That sounds like a comical character. Can't turn anyone to stone because their eyes never drift high enough, yet most of the men who meet her become rock-hard. A very frustrated villain.

I thought that sounded familiar...

 

[MrPixel]

Every time I see this thread title in the list, my mind goes there:

How many AH'ers... does it take to change a lightbulb?

We don't know yet. The story about it is lost in the approval queue.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm more a Bian Sidhe than a Wicht, especially once I've got some uisge beatha in me.

Is that Irish? Welsh?

Every time I see one of these Celtic-ish languages written out, I'm convinced that these folks reduced their language to writing with the deliberate intent to make it unpronounceable and unintelligible. Probably to fool the English.

I imagine it this way:

English soldier: You there! Farmer. We know you know where the rebel bandit has gone. Write it down on this piece of paper!

Farmer's written note: Hai wnwqt tuu thae Brsmmntqkltfsh rwnd the helhl bynd the Kmsrymuhssrkth.

 

[crookedletter]

Every time I see this thread title in the list, my mind goes there:

How many AH'ers... does it take to change a lightbulb?

We don't know yet. The story about it is lost in the approval queue.

We're too busy discussing whether it's worth trying to change it in second person.

 

[StillStunned]

Is that Irish? Welsh?

Irish. Banshee, in Anglicised spelling, meaning "ghost woman" if I remember correctly.

 

[StillStunned]

How many AH'ers... does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nobody knows, but we know how to turn it on.

 

[onehitwanda]

Is that Irish? Welsh?

Every time I see one of these Celtic-ish languages written out, I'm convinced that these folks reduced their language to writing with the deliberate intent to make it unpronounceable and unintelligible. Probably to fool the English.

I imagine it this way:

English soldier: You there! Farmer. We know you know where the rebel bandit has gone. Write it down on this piece of paper!

Farmer's written note: Hai wnwqt tuu thae Brsmmntqkltfsh rwnd the helhl bynd the Kmsrymuhssrkth.

gaelic, mostly. Wicht is german / old english though.

Welsh, though... I'm convinced that Welsh is a 1500 year old joke the English just haven't got yet.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

The *fallen* Medusa with the big boobies. (No, I can't be bothered to explain.)

Don't worry, you can tell me. It is I, leWriter!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

We're too busy discussing whether it's worth trying to change it in second person.

What category does this story belong in?

Was the light bulb generated by AI?

 

[crookedletter]

What category does this story belong in?

Was the light bulb generated by AI?

Do you change light bulbs for yourself, or for your readers?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Do you change light bulbs for yourself, or for your readers?

Why are more people not watching me change the light bulb?

 

[MrPixel]

Nobody knows, but we know how to turn it on.

Well, what we do know is that it involves unscrewing. That's no fun. Haven't had our 'big O' yet.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Remember the patent for the lightbulb has to be at least 18 years old.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

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This is sooo totally you, except that instead of the boy, there should be a red-haired (18+!) girl, wearing leather... Huh, okay, maybe we can share the fantasy...

 

[onehitwanda]

leather

um...

my particular fetish is filigree-fine silver maille...

 

[YmaOHyd]

um...

my particular fetish is filigree-fine silver maille...

Is that in the book?

 

[onehitwanda]

Is that in the book?

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

@PennyThompson! Have you seen the book anywhere?!

 

[Areala-chan]

Ignore the poems, the essay, and the 750-word piece, and I managed a whole two stories this year.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

um...

my particular fetish is filigree-fine silver maille...

Had to google maille... Seems like something a witcheresse should wear.
But does it protect from Medusa's stare?!

 

[YmaOHyd]

Had to google maille... Seems like something a witcheresse should wear.
But does it protect from Medusa's stare?!

Law of Fantasy Female Armor. The less substantial the armor, the more effective.

 

[PennyThompson]

siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

@PennyThompson! Have you seen the book anywhere?!

*Pulls The Book out of the bib of my overalls*

Have you listened to (and watched the music videos of, specifically) Castle Rat?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

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This is sooo totally you, except that instead of the boy, there should be a red-haired (18+!) girl, wearing leather... Huh, okay, maybe we can share the fantasy...

 

[onehitwanda]