how sad am i lol

[FurryFury]

Actually what I'm saying is, that if you come here and ask for help, you shouldn't turn down all the suggestions you do get from people, or no change for THIS problem, is likely to happen in your life.

You should know that you don't have to be perfect. You should also know that when you make changes to get what you want out of your life, it doesn't mean you aren't being "you," rather you are becoming a you that can make your life become what you want.

Congrats on the changes for the better you've made to this point in your life!

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[FurryFury]

I didn't really understand your last post at all but I wish you well.

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[FurryFury]

thats what i meant was talking bout my first post
and how all the advice on here so far is just the same as all my friends advice so heard it all before was hoping to find someone to take my cherry as it where

If you are looking for someone to fuck you at Lit, you might want to take this to a personals ad.

Good luck to you.

BTW, if you keep hearing the same things, there just might be something to it.

 

[human_male]

You're a virgin?

Yep. I'm not shy or anything either. I'm a fabulous guy actually. I should have them fighting over me. It really is a wonder.

 

[southernsky]

Well, you can continue being "who you are", but if that's not working, and you want something else, you might try expanding your horizons. Take up a hobby. Meet a girl there. Impress her with your newly developed skills. Try the other route, fail miserably at your chosen hobby, and ask her to please help you. Either way, you now are more interesting, have an excuse to talk to girls, and you just might get a date. Then, if you're lucky, you might get laid. Why not try a dating site online? match.com or eharmony might be a good place to look.

 

[Ezzy]

find a prostitute and buy some condoms

Or find a condom and buy a prostitute!

Or post another 85 times and someone here will have taken your newest virginity.

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[Monazwx]

go out to tons of places but when i'm i think fuck it it's to much hassle to speak to them there only gonna tell to piss off anyway

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GETTING NO TAIL!!!

If you keep thinking that they won't talk to you, then they won't because you won't try. Step out of the box if you want to get anythere. And personally, I don't see anything helpful in that show, 'The Pickup artist'. You still may wnt to watch and see if you can glean anything.

 

[DrHappy]

Sirgoatboy,

Regarding your original question (how sad am i), no one else can answer that for you. I've known people who were actually happy even though they were a virgin in their 30's. They weren't actually thrilled about being a virgin, but they had other meaningful things in their life. They were happy with their life overall.

Don't let yourself get caught up in a catch 22: You are unhappy because you are a virgin. No girl is interested because you are unhappy. Repeat.

The things that you do in your life that you find interesting and meaningful are the same things that other people will find interesting and meaningful. When you meet a girl, you'll probably want to find someone who is interesting, has hobbies, is emotionally and financially stable, and is generally happy. She'll probably want the same in you. If this means that you'll need to change "you", then it will probably be a good thing about "you" to change.

By the way, I met my wife on eharmony. I tried match.com too. It does cost money and it's a way to receive lots of rejection really fast , but I enjoyed meeting most of the girls that I met, even if it didn't work out.

 

[fluttertongue]

Well, if the original question is "How sad am I?" I would have to say you sound sad...but in terms of being sad on an "am I a loser" scale....well, only you know for sure. If you're looking for validation, i.e. is it okay that you're still a virgin, it is....but you don't seem okay with it. You've gotten varied advice, but really, it seems as though the "condition" is becoming a big barrier in your life.

I'm of two minds....get it done, via a professional if need be, then move on, or try to find someone who likes you for you. As I write this, I find that I am leaning towards the first. It's a big burden to put on someone else, especially someone you care about. Get it done then move on...you kicked the booze, you can certainly do this!

 

[FurryFury]

I really do think it could help if you use a spell checker in looking for someone online who might fuck you.

As long as you keep saying any advice you get won't work, you've already tried it or you can't do it, things aren't going to get better for you.

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[FurryFury]

Okay, in that case you are pretty sad from what I've seen so far.

Also, if you are looking for someone at Lit to screw you THEY might care about your spelling. For one thing it shows a complete lack of effort on your part. Not that it takes much effort to use a spell checker.

In any case, I hope you find happiness and peace.

 

[Eilan]

This thread needs a poll.

 

[M's girl]

and don't remember asking for any of the advice that has been given
i just asked HOW SAD AM I
NOT WHAT SHOULD I DO

Dumb ass. Sadest case I've seen in a while

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[DrHappy]

What the fuck do you want? You wrote some incoherent ramblings with run-on sentences and no capitalization. Several people went through considerable effort and tried to give insightful responses to your poorly worded question, though you still aren't happy. I agree with FurryFury in that it shows a complete lack of effort and/or brains on your part. Women typically a considerate person with brains (hint). Most people here have limited tolerance as well.

SAD:affected with or expressive of grief or unhappiness
Pathetic:having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity
Annoying: causing vexation : irritating

Here are my scores:

Sad: I have no idea. Only you know
Pathetic: 10
Annoying: 7​

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[Quoll]

Why are people giving you a hard time?
This part of Lit is for discussion. You posed a question and then gave out other information, people did exactly what they normally do here, they discussed and offered advice on the information given.

If they were not meant to do so then you should have either posted it elsewhere (playground maybe) or made your intent more clear.
To answer your question. Based on the fact that I have no idea who you are and not using any of the information you gave, my answer would be no idea.

If the question was meant to be "I am a thirty something virgin, how sad am I?"
Assuming it's not your choice, a bit sad but not much, it's not as rare as people think and sometimes it can take awhile for things to happen.

 

[DrHappy]

Try posting your question to the General Board.

 

[M's girl]

How to slaughter a goat

 

[sirgoatboy]

The Reason

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[M's girl]

Ok Sheesh
Don't Take Me Or The World So Bloddy Serious

Oh but we don't, don't you see? That's why we are making fun of you... just like you asked. Don't act all offended now that we play along with your game, my friend...