ohiobbw
Long Time Gone
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- Nov 19, 2000
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I got this e-mail today. So how sleazy are you?
How Sleazy Are You?
1. Ever tried alcohol?
(1 point)
2. Ever been drunk?
(2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games?
(2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank too much?
(3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up?
(4 points)
(bonus: Throwing up on another person -- 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
(5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
(8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
(5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week?
(3 points)
(bonus: 1 point for each additional day -- max. 7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
(4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
(2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
(1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?
(4 points for each one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly?
(4 points)
(bonus: at least 4 times a week -- 4 points)
15. Ever bought "soft" drugs?
(4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs?
(8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
(12 points)
18. Ever used barbituates?
(8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens?
(8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics?
(10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
(8 points)
22. Ever been on a date?
(2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped?
(2 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
(6 points)
(bonus: on first date -- 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
(5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex?
(8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
(4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors
and succeed?
(8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex?
(4 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex?
(6 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
(4 points)
32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?
(12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
(4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
(12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
(4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
(9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place?
(6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?
(4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
(10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual
gratification?
(8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys?
(6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex?
(5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
(4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
(3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?
(3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball -- 2 points
Toes -- 1 point
Ears -- 1 point
Anus -- 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN anus)
47. Ever had sex with a relative?
(5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot?
(6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on?
(20 points)
50. Ever ben arrested?
(8 points)
(bonus: If convicted -- 7 points)
How Sleazy Are You?
1. Ever tried alcohol?
(1 point)
2. Ever been drunk?
(2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games?
(2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank too much?
(3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up?
(4 points)
(bonus: Throwing up on another person -- 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
(5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
(8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
(5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week?
(3 points)
(bonus: 1 point for each additional day -- max. 7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
(4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
(2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
(1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?
(4 points for each one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly?
(4 points)
(bonus: at least 4 times a week -- 4 points)
15. Ever bought "soft" drugs?
(4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs?
(8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
(12 points)
18. Ever used barbituates?
(8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens?
(8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics?
(10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
(8 points)
22. Ever been on a date?
(2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped?
(2 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
(6 points)
(bonus: on first date -- 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
(5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex?
(8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
(4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors
and succeed?
(8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex?
(4 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex?
(6 points)
(bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
(4 points)
32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?
(12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
(4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
(12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
(4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
(9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place?
(6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?
(4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
(10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual
gratification?
(8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys?
(6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex?
(5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
(4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
(3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?
(3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball -- 2 points
Toes -- 1 point
Ears -- 1 point
Anus -- 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN anus)
47. Ever had sex with a relative?
(5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot?
(6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on?
(20 points)
50. Ever ben arrested?
(8 points)
(bonus: If convicted -- 7 points)
