How Slutty are you?

[Tamtam]

im a little disapointed...

44%...im below the average. whats wrong with me? bruce springsteen...even though he could be my father hes still hot!

 

[Ree]

Okay, how do I change my rating from "virgin" to slutty???? Very shocking....a 61% and to think people believe me to be the sweet and innocent one. I also picked Sean Connery, I do seem to remember another one that would be right up there...Mark McGuire but you gotta wonder about his "equipment".

[Edited by Ree on 01-03-2001 at 08:13 PM]

 

[Guest]

...and I chose Sean Connery.

I LOVE that man's voice! Oh yum! I'd love to have phone sex with him anyday!

 

[Juliangel]

I chose Sean Connery.

OH yes, I have discovered I have a thing for older men and yes I agree his voice would send me over the edge.

 

[Never]

Hey, I'm 8% slut..


You're all a bunch of filthy French whores!
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So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Edited by Never on 01-03-2001 at 07:35 PM]

 

[Guest]

BTW...

Welcome Ree!!!!

 

[Juliangel]

Hey, I'm 8% slut..
Is that a good thing?

for your wedding day YES! for a porn site, I don't think so but hey it just mean some of these guys just need to "work" on you and help you out.

 

[Never]

Wedding Day?


So you're basically telling me it will never be of any use?

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Oh yeah, you heard me, you're all French!

 

[Juliangel]

Wedding Day?


So you're basically telling me it will never be of any use?

No it will be of GREAT use, one day you can tell your future inlaws that you took a slutty test and only scored 8%, just DO NOT tell them how many years it has been since you took the test or what your then current score would be.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok come on I can't be the sluttiest? Please someone get higher then me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey, I'm 8% slut..


You're all a bunch of filthy French whores!
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So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Edited by Never on 01-03-2001 at 07:35 PM]

kiss my ass bitch... LOL... kidding...

As for Sean Connery... ya.the man has the looks, sex appeal, voice and mannerisms.. but the first time I heard that he said it was alright to beat your wife b/c "The should know their place" totally f'd me up in looking at him as a sex symbol.. or even as a decent human being. This man is a f'n Lucy.. he hasn't evolved into Humankind yet.

 

[teresafannin]

69% Slutty & I picked Harrison Ford

 

[Earthmuffin]

Damn it's good to be back at Lit

68% and that's after 10 days of being away from Lit.
I chose Mel Gibson.

 

[naudiz]

Bahahahahaha

69% slutty! I chose Ralph Fiennes. I don't know why I find him so painfully fuckable. I just do.

Never, take that back! I am *not* French!

[Edited by naudiz on 01-03-2001 at 08:24 PM]

 

[CreamyLady]

This is an old one; I think I got 71% slut or something like that. Also about 35% bitch.

My best friend told me I'm an accommodating slut. I suppose.

 

[Never]

CreamyLady:
"My best friend told me I'm an accommodating slut. I suppose."

I thought all sluts were accommodating.
Am I missing something here?

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I'm surrounded by French women.

 

[Dreamer1]

Billy Zane.

Actually, he is VERY yummy! Especially in Demon Night! Whoa momma!

Tiggs, how well do you remember that movie? I have an old college friend who had a brief, topless(wow did she look good), speaking part in that movie. She offered a beer to the old guy having a fantasy about his dream nightclub. If you remember the scene, it was a damn good fantasy.

 

[Stormystarr]

87% slutty

How do I become 100%?

 

[CreamyLady]

I thought all sluts were accommodating.
Am I missing something here?

I think she meant that I was easygoing and not liable to be a demanding bitch-slut. Just a nice, easygoing slut.

Which goes a long way to explain the lack of diamonds and other trinkets in my jewelry box.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I am 16% slutty, I feel so inadaquate. I am cleaner than 94% of the world.




________________
"Sometimes, fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Celestiale]

Hmmmm....63% slutty...just the right amount of slut I think!

hahahaha

And I chose Jon Dough...and believe it or not, 8 other women agreed with me! *laughs hysterically!*

Well..he was rather hot in "Latex" was he not???

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ole blue got....

44%. Guess its hell for me, but who cares, since I'll be dead.

blue

 

[Ravenloft]

Tests tests tests... *Sigh*

Can't say I ain't FUCKING thorough! Muahahah!!!

Slut test: 39% slutty

Personality test: Im a Healer...

Bitch test: 49% bitch!

Bastard test: 44% bastard! What do you know! I am the average!

Greed test: 41% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 212 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.

Common sence test: 68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Sex test: Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 13 people!

Including the 3 you've already had sex with,
that makes 10 new lovers!

The info on your 10 future sex partner(s):
10 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.

Wealth test: Congratulations! You can expect to be worth one million dollars at... 49 years old!

Ass test: 35 % That miserable bastard only showed me half his ass! *He half assed it!* Grr!

Purity test: 51% Pure!
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
26% (less pure than you)
72% (more pure than you)

Christmas test: List of things I should buy for Tiggs...

1 - Naked Pictures Of My Ex-Girlfriends

2 - 1-2-3 Be a Porn Star!

3 - How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure

4 - Crash & Burn Chemistry Set

5 - Evil Dead 2

6 - Orgazmo

7 - Night Vision Goggles

Pregnancy test: According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 16 lbs. 10 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: cleft palate

Death test: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 6, 2045
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (12%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 6, 2045, as you slip silently into the night.

 

[SweetCherry]

I LOVE that man's voice! Oh yum! I'd love to have phone sex with him anyday! [/B]

Phone sex, cyber sex, real sex, I don't care! Just so I could hear that voice and scream in extacy......lol
And who CARES if he's 70. He's still sexy!!