how to pick up a guy/girl...

[coppertop429]

Kinda a cheesey question, but I'm extremely, extremely bored . So let's hear it--what are your best (and worst) pick-up lines? Which ones actually work, and which ones end in complete failure? Who knows, maybe I'll use them someday, I'm still young .

 

[College_geek]

I'm a follower of the "Say No to Pick-Up Lines" campaign.

 

[coppertop429]

I'm a follower of the "Say No to Pick-Up Lines" campaign.

So'm I (not to mention I'm not exactly single), but I thought it'd be fun to hear .

For example: some of the worst ones I've heard (which I really hope were invented for entertainment value!) are...
1) Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven...
2) Heaven must be missing an angel right now, because you're standing right there...
3) You're so hot, I'm getting a sunburn standing next to you!

PLEASE tell me these aren't real!

 

[VSE]

"titanic"

'eh"

"well it was a rubbish icebreaker, shall we toast the death of that skinny cunt?.... I mean "well it was a rubbish icebreaker, may I get you a drink etc etc"

 

[College_geek]

My personal favorite, which a friend of mine used to say to us sometimes, joking of course, but we all pretended that we were all sleeping with each other. Anyway, she would say to us, "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" It's the stupidest one, but always made me laugh.

 

[Ugod]

I like to casually mention my large cock, then inquire whether or not she has a big pussy to accomodate me.

 

[nekos]

Are you wearing lipstick?
Well, mind if I taste it?

Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I drive by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?

I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw

Let's go to my place and do the things i would tell everyone we did anyway

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too

 

[Mistress K]

I hate pickup lines, never fell for one in my life.

But I remember hearing this when I was younger.

Bloke: Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Chick: Why?

Bloke: Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight.

I'll eat my hat if that has actually worked before.

 

[Squiggy]

my cousin and I would use --
If he followed you home would you keep him??
He's housetrained, and won't scratch up your furniture..

it worked once or twice just to get the conversation rolling.....

 

[ChromeCollar]

I dont use pickup lines, nor do I care for men who do. In my opinion, to many people nowadays act like something they are not to draw people into a relationship... Then once the relationship gets serious, the faker is trapped into being someone they are not until the day they get sick of it. The person who was misled goes through the confusion and pain of really not knowing the person they are with at all.

Okay that was way off topic, haha. Little mini rant going on. I think if you cant be yourself, and get to know someone without using a cheesy pick up line to get their attention, why bother.

 

[MastrJ]

Surprisingly, just sitting in a bar reading the paper or a book has worked pretty well.

 

[rob35can]

Life is full of regrets....how would like to have one tomorrow ?

 

[Bobmi357]

How about;

"I'm afraid I don't know any pickup lines, but if you tell me a couple I'll try them out on you!".

 

[coppertop429]

These are great, thanks for breaking up the boredom!!

Life is full of regrets....how would like to have one tomorrow ?

and

Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

LMAO!

 

[captain snakebite]

A bloke I used to work with used these little gems, on separate occasions of course!

'Excuse me, but are you the girl I can't remember from last week?'

...and...

"Hi, can I buy you a drink - or would you prefer the cash?'

 

[MMorJon]

guy: I'm like allstate

girl: how so?

guy: when was the last time you were in good hands?

 

[mr.happy7]

my personal favorite is "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

or

"Do you want to come over for a pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza?"

 

[AmbroseR]

Only works when walking by someone... (Person 1 walking by)

1) (stop and turn suddenly upon passing target) Did you just touch my ass?!

2) (generally bewildered) NO.....

1) (switch to playful) You wanted to though didn't you

and go with conversation from there... never used it, but sounded funny to me and worth a try as an icebreaker, lol.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

"Say what do you think about a middle aged guy. With three kids, all by separate women. Never maried, and lives at home in his parents basement. Looking for a non commited relationship?"

It is so crazy it actually gets attention.

Or

"Hi, can I ask do you have a boyfriend?"

If girl answers, "No"

"Do you need one?"


Believe it or not that works fairly well and is not abnoxious, rather humerous.

 

[freddyandeddy]

"Hey, can you spare a quarter? I have to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams."

Works every time!

If not, try "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

 

[hard-and-ready]

I'm a virgin here but this made me laugh enough to post my first reply; a few English variations:


'Get your coat, we're leaving'
'Why?'
'You've pulled....'


'Hi..'
'Hi...?'
'Well, I'm here, what were your other two wishes...?'

 

[freddyandeddy]

Need to pick up a hot lady? Here's some can't miss lines:

"I have a metal plate in my head... feel!"

"Do you like DEVO?"

"Wanna help unfold my futon?"

"Is that wedding ring real?"

"Yep, your search is finally over."

"You gotta see my comic book collection!"

"Can you help me? I'm not sure if I'm gay or not."