How to sell a penis?

[Tebazile]

My sister is a very skilled woodworker. Her favorite thing to make is wands, and they're all gorgeous. As of late, she's been carving wooden penises, though. They're fully functional, and beautiful to look at.

Here's one, before she sealed it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/lovebites13/penis.jpg

How could she go about selling something like that? Art fairs and stuff have been displaying her wands, but they probably wouldn't go for penises would they?

 

[AnitaMann]

Now, that's what I call a woody. ( sorry, lame, couldn't resist!)

 

[PowerLifter84]

I'm sure the porn star whose video was posted not too long ago of doctors using a big blue dildo in her would enjoy this.

 

[sunandshadow]

If she had a booth at a fair she could put up a sign that said "Ask about our phallic sculptures" and only show them to customers over 18.

 

[Tebazile]

If she had a booth at a fair she could put up a sign that said "Ask about our phallic sculptures" and only show them to customers over 18.

That's actually not a bad idea.

 

[BritPup]

No such data

 

[bronzeage]

http://www.etsy.com/

This where she needs to go. Its very easy and cheap. They specialize in art work and crafts.

 

[AgonySceneGirl]

i'd be afraid of splinters lol

 

[emap]

Yeah me to, though I admit I wouldn't mind picking one up as a gag gift for my guy.

I am really surprised nobody has said this one yet, but Ebay. I mean good grief Ebay has everything to sell, souls, virginity, I believe someone was trying to sell a placenta, I mean the list goes on and on for stuff sold on Ebay. There is a reason you can find it on Ebay, cause it's being sold at some point.

Of course you may not be able to sell them all the time, but if she say sells the ones she has made and offers to do custom work she would get pretty good work out of it.

He is so sneaky, he is sitting here watching TV. He just leaned over and told me no way not funny and they could be used as mold formers for the standard dildo. He means the creation of said dildo, I asked.

 

[infinity706]

i'd be afraid of splinters lol

Splinters shouldn't be a concern unless you break it.