How to sneak a sex toy on a plane...

[RAddams]

I thought about bringing mine but the air fair was too high.

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Now I'm forced to take the subway.

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[Emmcee20]

WHAT THE HECK JOY? Take the hint from your name 'Joyride' and just slip it in and turn it on before you go through the check-in. What's the worst they can do?

 

[BongoGal]

If I were traveling by myself, I wouldn't care if some random security person noticed that I had a sex toy in my luggage. I don't know them, they don't know me. In the highly unlikely event that I were asked about it, I'd tell them what it was, probably with a sarcastic smirk. They aren't prohibited, so who will care? I can understand some hesitancy if I were traveling with a family member or a coworker if I'd rather not have my toys known by them, but in that case, I simply wouldn't take it in my carry-on luggage.

Do make sure the batteries are removed, however. There have been instances when toys got turned on from the jostling of the bags, and suddenly half the airport gets shut down and the bag is blown up by the bomb squad. Now THAT would be embarrassing.

 

[Flybigirlsea]

Tsa

Take the battery out of your toy and put it in a plastic bag in your carryon. I do it daily with no problem. TSA sees them everyday. It's not against the law and it's not their business.

 

[efs]

its easy, just put it in. i tried to embarass a friend and bought a 16"dildo, wrapped it in foil, and snuck it in her carry on. they never even looked at it!!!!!!!!!! i was so pissed.......

 

[Somehowyou]

Just turn it off upon take off and landing

 

[Hiliburn]

Don't sneak it on...be proud.


As others have said though, take out the batteries and put make sure to put it in a clear see-through bag so TSA guys don't have to touch it to see it.


And if they pull the toy out to inspect it, don't get embarassed. Sex is natural and nothing to be ashamed of and they'll read that off of you.

This is what I was thinking! Who cares? Moat likely whatever you have will not be the most surprising item they've seen. Be fearless they'll probably be jealous, lol

 

[Holley]

If it's going to embarrass you if they pull it out of your carryon, don't take it, check a bag.
If no, take the batteries out and have them seperate and don;t try to hid it.

 

[haulover01]

I have taken mine in my carry on many times..I'm sure they see them all the time.

 

[Karal]

Okay having flown quite a bit..and done a few naughty things while at 30K feet...

If that's the toy you want to take with you on the plane, here's what you're going to want to do.

Generally speaking you're allowed a carry-on, and a personal item bag when you board any airplane. Your personal bag is going to need to be something that you can make good use of. I know alot of women count their purse as their personal item bag but that may not work in this case for a number of reasons. As a example, my bag of choice is a Jansport backpack since it's roomy and will still fit under the seat when stowed.

So, first, take out the batteries and put them someplace else, for the time being. Take the toy itself, and neatly pack it in a sandwich bag first, then in a outer pocket of your personal bag. Now, pack a small handkerchief, one of the $1 Walmart types (red, blue, black, etc) in behind the toy. Finally, take the batteries and rubberband them together and place them in another outer pocket.

What this will do is ensure that should you have this bag checked, it will not look like you're planning any hanky-panky on the plane, even tho you very well might be. Batteries removed in one spot, toy in another seems to have the same effect that having ammo in the trunk and your gun in the glove box does. It's sort of a psychological thing I guess.

Anyway, once on the plane you're going to want to reinsert the batteries in the toy again. In a case like this, I heartily recommend having a window seat. Take your personal bag, turn to face the window, and remove the toy and handkerchief. If you're able, wrap the handkerchief around the toy while still in the pocket so it obscures what is in your hand. Take the batteries and put them in your hand also so you're holding one lump of items. Take your thumb and pointing finger, close your bag and re-stow it under the seat then stand and using your free hand for support, head to the nearest bathroom. Once in the bathroom, insert the batteries and have fun.

Remember to save the baggie and rubberband you used since when you're done you're going to redo everything and re-wrap the baggie with the handkerchief for the purpose of carrying back to your seat. When you do get back to your seat, do the same thing to put the baggie back in your personal item bag. Do NOT forget to remove the batteries while in the bathroom. The last thing you want is for it to come on while on the plane and in your bag.

Have fun. As a bonus, the hankie can be used to do a impromptu cleanup although that hankie is gonna smell like sex when you're carrying it back to your seat.

If you're flying overseas on one of those huge multi row aircraft, try for a window seat and ask for a couple of blankets. If they want to know why you need two, tell them poor circulation. Has always worked for me. Cover up under both blankets then work your toy out while facing the window and on your side slightly. Now, reinsert the batteries. Have fun and then simply remove batteries and etc afterwards.

Hope that helps. Your real concern here..and one that may not have come to mind yet is that if you plan to use this in the seat while you're on the plane, it might be possible to hear it while it's running. Dependent on the bullet, you might even be able to hear it in the bathroom if the plane is quiet. This is one of those cases where you just have to be extremely careful and choose the toy well in advance.