How to use a urinal - balls in or out

[shiny5437]

Quicky question for the guys -

When you use a urinal I guess it goes like this
1. belt
2. button
3. Flies
4. Nob out

Question is... when you get your nob out do you get your balls out too or do you leave them in your pants?

I've never been brave enough to peek at what other guys do and so I always use the toilet in case i perform some sort of urinal faux pas by getting the balls out

Sad ey?

 

[Mr.G]

Sad ey?

YOU said it.

Yes! Very, very sad.

You spelled urinal and question correctly and even used two question marks which (sadly) shows an above average education.

Is this REALLY the best you can come up with??

 

[shiny5437]

YOU said it.

Yes! Very, very sad.

You spelled urinal and question correctly and even used two question marks which (sadly) shows an above average education.

Is this REALLY the best you can come up with??

Hey it's just one of those things I never picked up when I grew up.

The only stupid question is the one you didn't ask.

I must waste at least an hour of my life every year queuing for the toilet when the urinal's free.

Thanks for noticing the punctuation though dude

 

[redpaint]

I don't think it really matters. Like you not wanting to look to see what other guys are doing, they are the say way. Becouse Of my disablity I have to use the toilet. (wont go into detailes) But back in the day If I remember right Sometimes they where in some times they where out.

 

[exposed]

Quicky question for the guys -

When you use a urinal I guess it goes like this
1. belt
2. button
3. Flies
4. Nob out

Question is... when you get your nob out do you get your balls out too or do you leave them in your pants?

I've never been brave enough to peek at what other guys do and so I always use the toilet in case i perform some sort of urinal faux pas by getting the balls out

Sad ey?

WTF, leave your balls in your pants. The less chance of a man has of seeing your junk the better.
Also why the heck do you need to undo your belt and button to take a leak?
Fly down, wang out, piss, wang in, fly up.
Also I feel compelled to tell you now that always if you can leave at least a distance of 1 urinal apart so you're not right next to another man.

 

[infinity706]

I don't think it really matters. Personally, I'm bi, though, so I certainly wouldn't mind seeing guys.

 

[exposed]

I don't think it really matters. Personally, I'm bi, though, so I certainly wouldn't mind seeing guys.

Haha, well I think in this situation you have to look at it from the majority's point of view (that being the straight male).
The less chance we have of accidental viewings, the better.

 

[infinity706]

Well, if you're that disgusted, why even look in the guy's direction anyway?

 

[exposed]

Well, if you're that disgusted, why even look in the guy's direction anyway?

"accidental" was the key word.

 

[tryptamine]

Balls stay in.

Other things to consider:

For trough style rather than basin style urinals, if there's a step, step on it. Don't piss on it. If there's a grate in front of the step you don't step on that, you can piss on that, that's fine.

No looking at the other bloke's cock.

Conversation is almost never appropriate unless you are both really drunk.

 

[infinity706]

Are you sure you can't look at his cock?

 

[shykittyme]

Omg...I never thought of there being a Mens Room etiquette....What a funny concept! Thank you all for a little peek at what goes on in there...

 

[Lady Reiha]

Quicky question for the guys -

When you use a urinal I guess it goes like this
1. belt
2. button
3. Flies
4. Nob out

Question is... when you get your nob out do you get your balls out too or do you leave them in your pants?

I've never been brave enough to peek at what other guys do and so I always use the toilet in case i perform some sort of urinal faux pas by getting the balls out

Sad ey?

A sad day for us Canadian's when "Eh" is spelled incorrectly. -_-"

 

[Lady Reiha]

Quicky question for the guys -

When you use a urinal I guess it goes like this
1. belt
2. button
3. Flies
4. Nob out

Question is... when you get your nob out do you get your balls out too or do you leave them in your pants?
QUOTE]


Are you stupid?

You must be obviously "stupid" considering you cannot quote properly. *Feeling devilish tonight.*

 

[exposed]

A sad day for us Canadian's when "Eh" is spelled incorrectly. -_-"

It makes me sad in the pants ey

You must be obviously "stupid" considering you cannot quote properly. *Feeling devilish tonight.*

LMAO, I was thinking the very same thing.

 

[Lady Reiha]

It makes me sad in the pants ey

LMAO, I was thinking the very same thing.

You did the very same thing. >


EY EY EY EY EY!


Now look....now I can't quote you...I can only quote myself.

*Le Sigh*

 

[shiny5437]

A sad day for us Canadian's when "Eh" is spelled incorrectly. -_-"

Sorry for the upset Lady Reiha, I was using the Lincolnshire (UK) spelling

To whoever said it, I am not stupid. Unless you a) chat about this with your mates, or b) look at what other guys are doing, how else would you know?

It's like asking people if they look at the paper after they've wiped their bum. They can't deny it or how else would they know when they're clean?

 

[katze101]

Thanks for this sneak peek on men's room etiquette. I never knew there were unspoken rules. lol As women, we go to the Ladies' room in pairs (or more), and the lines are always longer in public restrooms. lol

Question: do you or do you not wash your hands after peeing?

 

[BritPup]

Never seen the need to get my nuts out, and I don't undo belt+button unless I've got some especially hard-to-access undercrackers on.

 

[shiny5437]

Thanks for this sneak peek on men's room etiquette. I never knew there were unspoken rules. lol As women, we go to the Ladies' room in pairs (or more), and the lines are always longer in public restrooms. lol

Question: do you or do you not wash your hands after peeing?

I always wash my hands.

I also like to use a bit of paper to dry the end - shaking just isn't enough (and where does it go when you shake?) I like it dry before it goes back in the pants.

What about other guys - shake or dab-dry?

 

[sutherngent985]

Balls in

Shake dry...never dabbed

ALWAYS wash my hands...I shiver to think of the stuff guys do in there LOL

 

[ero_dream]

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[shykittyme]

I definitely found this thread incredibly amusing...I always thought it was pretty obvious, myself. Your balls don't really have any need to be out as they are not serving any sort of functional purpose. Keep it in your pants buddy. And in case their is any additional Men's Room Etiquette Questions, let me fill you in on a few details:

1) No looking down. No looking to the side. Keep your eyes focused straight ahead of you at the urinal. If there is a TV there, congrats. If not, enjoy the witty graffitti. If the wall is plain...you can wait for 30 seconds for entertainment. If you're bi...have some respect, not everyone else is. And if you must sneak a peek, be discreet would ya?

2)No talking at the urinal. In line, maybe. When washing your hands, fine. You don't need to have a conversation with anyone who currently has their cock in their hand.

3)Don't forget urinal spacing. Always keep one urinal distance away unless completely unavoidable. Always take the urinal farthest from the door if possible. Don't be the guy who sidles up to someone else when there is room for a little more privacy. Troughs are a little more tricky, but respect personal space.

4) WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! *this should go without saying, but damn...some folks just don't know any better*



and btw, is it really unnecessary to undo your belt? All you need to do is unzip the zipper and unleash the beast. just some food for thought...

Lol...omg...This is getting better. I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread...

So, okay...another question...what do you do if the guy next to you or somewhere down the line let's loose with a juicy one? Does this ever happen, and do you just pretend you didn't hear? Or do you act like little boys, snicker, elbow the dude and say "good one..."

 

[EjAcKuLaToR]

The appropriate thing to do when a dude fires off a fart in a public restroom is to ignore it. Just straight-faced act like you never heard a damn thing. Personally, I have a hell of a time not laughing my ass off when someone blasts one off. It's just not an appropriate time to do it though.

If I could differentiate a little bit. If guys are standing up at the urinal, and one of them farts, THAT'S not appropriate to laugh at.

If guys are standing up at the urinals and someone is in a stall taking a massive dump and HE farts, then it's much more acceptable to laugh at him.

There is a "rule book" about all this men's bathroom etiquette online somewhere, I have seen it before.
Jack

 

[JagFarlane]

Omg...I never thought of there being a Mens Room etiquette....What a funny concept! Thank you all for a little peek at what goes on in there...

...there is a computer game that revolves around it