Sammael Bard
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A married couple has been out shopping for hours when the wife realizes that her husband has disappeared. So she calls his cellphone.
“Where are you!?” she yells.
“Darling,” he says, “do you remember that jewellery shop, the one where you saw that diamond necklace you loved? But I didn’t have enough money at the time, so I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”
“Oh my God! Yes!” she shouts, excitedly.
“Well, I’m in the bar next to it.”
“Where are you!?” she yells.
“Darling,” he says, “do you remember that jewellery shop, the one where you saw that diamond necklace you loved? But I didn’t have enough money at the time, so I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”
“Oh my God! Yes!” she shouts, excitedly.
“Well, I’m in the bar next to it.”
