sch00lteacher
Social Security Sucks
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THE CANADIANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON
TERRORISM!
THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST BATTLESHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS
AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.
AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE
WE ENDED UP WITH 2 MOUNTIES, 1 CANOE AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.
On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde
virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with
great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her
new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to
make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."
Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most
ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend
it, and for how long?"
A blonde was driving home after a Redskins game, and got caught
in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the
next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew
a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another
blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...
"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"
My mother sent me these, send any complaints to her.
TERRORISM!
THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST BATTLESHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS
AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.
AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE
WE ENDED UP WITH 2 MOUNTIES, 1 CANOE AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.
On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde
virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with
great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her
new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to
make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."
Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most
ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend
it, and for how long?"
A blonde was driving home after a Redskins game, and got caught
in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the
next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew
a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another
blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ...
"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"
My mother sent me these, send any complaints to her.
