Hunting Mr. Murphy

[Ezarc]

I am ready to hunt down Murphy. Of Murphy's Law fame. This goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch need to go down HARD. I will make him suffer unthinkable pain for extended lenths of time before I finally nail the coffin shut and lower his still breathing ass into the ground.
I feel like he takes pleasure in the shit I go through in life. What the hell does he have planned for me next? To become a pleasure slave for a herd of sex deprived wild elephants?
This hellasucksdonkeydickandchokesonthespunk. I quit. I give up. I don't want to be human anymore.
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

What the hell does he have planned for me next? To become a pleasure slave for a herd of sex deprived wild elephants?

How about for One sex deprived Kitte???

 

[MsMuffet]

I am ready to hunt down Murphy. Of Murphy's Law fame. This goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch need to go down HARD. I will make him suffer unthinkable pain for extended lenths of time before I finally nail the coffin shut and lower his still breathing ass into the ground.
I feel like he takes pleasure in the shit I go through in life. What the hell does he have planned for me next? To become a pleasure slave for a herd of sex deprived wild elephants?
This hellasucksdonkeydickandchokesonthespunk. I quit. I give up. I don't want to be human anymore.
Ezarc

Are you alright buddy?

 

[Ezarc]

Blood is pounding in my ear, my stomach thinks it is Mount Saint Helens, my teeth are going to crack from clenching my jaw so hard, and my muscle just want to explode all over that sick fuck, MURPHY!!

 

[MsMuffet]

Blood is pounding in my ear, my stomach thinks it is Mount Saint Helens, my teeth are going to crack from clenching my jaw so hard, and my muscle just want to explode all over that sick fuck, MURPHY!!

Just try to breathe.... If anyone knows about that SICK FUCK Murphy, I do... and would love to help you do all those evil, torturous things to him... Call me if you need a hand!

 

[Ezarc]

Ok, now that I have calmed down some maybe I can talk calmly and with a little more sense.
I am planning another road trip to see my kids. Now I have been burning oil in my car for a little while. Well lately it is getting worse. I took it to the shop today and they said that I have some major engine problems and I am looking at 1,200 dollars minimum to fix it.
I am so broke I can't even pay my bills and this comes up.
I am borrowing my dads extra car for the ride out this weekend but I don't know how I am going to pay for getting my car fixed.
Ezarc

 

[cybergirly]

*hugs* hon..
The only thing I can say, is I've been there.
Things have a way of working themselves out. Think about the positive, your gonna see your kids this weekend.

 

[Ezarc]

*hugs* hon..
The only thing I can say, is I've been there.
Things have a way of working themselves out. Think about the positive, your gonna see your kids this weekend.

My kiddos. My wee lads. Thanks, I can almost smile now.
Ezarc

 

[cybergirly]

My kiddos. My wee lads. Thanks, I can almost smile now.
Ezarc

Don't make me bring up pink taffatta...





I want a smile...








Come on...you can do it.

 

[Ezarc]

LMAO!

I suddenly had a vision of Bush in Pink taffata, with lots of ruffles...
Do you mean this? Maybe a little one. My kiddos are so cool. I miss them so much.
Ezarc

 

[cybergirly]

LMAO!

I suddenly had a vision of Bush in Pink taffata, with lots of ruffles...
Do you mean this? Maybe a little one. My kiddos are so cool. I miss them so much.
Ezarc

Come this weekend you won't be missing them. You'll be with them.

 

[Ezarc]

Come this weekend you won't be missing them. You'll be with them.

*Hugs* Thanks.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[MsMuffet]

I totally agree with girly... things do have a way of working out, you should know this... and true enough you will be in the best possible place this weekend! Not only with your "wee ones" but right around the corner from ME!