MasterOfUrMind
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Taylor smiled as the limo pulled up in front of Laugh Off comedy club. As her friend Amanda's maid of honour, she had been responsible for planning the hen party, but Taylor hadn't told her exactly what the night would entail. Laugh Off had been a favorite haunt of Amanda's circle of friends ever since they were old enough to drink. Unlike most other comedy venues, it was set up more like a dinner theater. Tables were arraigned in concentric arcs on several levels around the stage, with the ones further from the stage higher than the ones in front of them so that everyone had a clear view of the stage. But tonight was going to be different than other times they had been to Laugh Off.
When the chauffeur came around to open the door, everyone let the bride-to-be exit the limo first, followed by Taylor and Nicole and Sara, her other bridesmaids. Several of Amanda's other friends were with them, but it wasn't a large group. To be honest, Amanda had alienated many of her friends from senior school because of her outspoken views on morality, especially sexual morality. Many of her former friends had not lived up to Amanda's high standards.
Taylor herself was hardly the snow white virgin that Amanda seemed to feel all brides-to-be should aspire to. In point of fact, Taylor was a lesbian, something that she was sure that Amanda would find morally objectionable if she knew, but Taylor had carefully concealed that part of her life from Amanda. Some of Taylor's other friends wondered why she bothered to remain friends with Amanda, but the truth was that she'd had a huge crush on Amanda for nearly as long as she could remember. Of course she had never acted on it, and figured she never would, but she couldn't seem to stopping torturing herself by staying friends with Amanda.
Once inside, Taylor gave the hostess Amanda's name and she led them to a reserved table right next to the stage. There was a bit of a lag in the conversation as everyone opened menus and considered what to order. When the waitress came by to get their drink order, Taylor pulled her aside for a moment and gave her two £20 notes. “One of these is yours and the other is for the bartender if you'll make sure the bride-to-be's drinks are stronger than usual.” When the waitress looked at her strangely, Taylor hasten to explain, “It may not look like it, but she is really nervous and we want to make sure she has a really good time.” The last was a bit of a lie, but it seemed to assuage any suspicions the waitress might have had about Taylor's motives.
The waitress smiled and said, “I think we can help with that.” as she took the two notes and headed off towards the bar to order their first round of drinks. By the time the food arrived Nicole and Sara, working in tandem, had managed to encourage Amanda into finish off two of the extra strong drinks and a third round was ordered to go with the food. By the time dinner was over and the show started, they were all pretty well lubricated.
The warm-up act was a local comedian who was very funny, but told a lot of off-colour jokes, not at all the sort of comedy that they would normally have gone to with Amanda along. But that was just to get everyone in the right frame of mind for the main act, who was introduced directly after. “Give a big Laugh Off welcome to our special guest, the mesmerizing Michael Masterson, master of hypnosis!” The man who walked out on the stage in response to cheers and applause was obviously well known to most of the audience. He was handsome, with a trim body that suggested that he kept himself active. His scruffy beard seemed, in an odd way, to accentuate his features, rather than detract from them. It was his eyes though that instantly drew the attention of the whole room.
When the chauffeur came around to open the door, everyone let the bride-to-be exit the limo first, followed by Taylor and Nicole and Sara, her other bridesmaids. Several of Amanda's other friends were with them, but it wasn't a large group. To be honest, Amanda had alienated many of her friends from senior school because of her outspoken views on morality, especially sexual morality. Many of her former friends had not lived up to Amanda's high standards.
Taylor herself was hardly the snow white virgin that Amanda seemed to feel all brides-to-be should aspire to. In point of fact, Taylor was a lesbian, something that she was sure that Amanda would find morally objectionable if she knew, but Taylor had carefully concealed that part of her life from Amanda. Some of Taylor's other friends wondered why she bothered to remain friends with Amanda, but the truth was that she'd had a huge crush on Amanda for nearly as long as she could remember. Of course she had never acted on it, and figured she never would, but she couldn't seem to stopping torturing herself by staying friends with Amanda.
Once inside, Taylor gave the hostess Amanda's name and she led them to a reserved table right next to the stage. There was a bit of a lag in the conversation as everyone opened menus and considered what to order. When the waitress came by to get their drink order, Taylor pulled her aside for a moment and gave her two £20 notes. “One of these is yours and the other is for the bartender if you'll make sure the bride-to-be's drinks are stronger than usual.” When the waitress looked at her strangely, Taylor hasten to explain, “It may not look like it, but she is really nervous and we want to make sure she has a really good time.” The last was a bit of a lie, but it seemed to assuage any suspicions the waitress might have had about Taylor's motives.
The waitress smiled and said, “I think we can help with that.” as she took the two notes and headed off towards the bar to order their first round of drinks. By the time the food arrived Nicole and Sara, working in tandem, had managed to encourage Amanda into finish off two of the extra strong drinks and a third round was ordered to go with the food. By the time dinner was over and the show started, they were all pretty well lubricated.
The warm-up act was a local comedian who was very funny, but told a lot of off-colour jokes, not at all the sort of comedy that they would normally have gone to with Amanda along. But that was just to get everyone in the right frame of mind for the main act, who was introduced directly after. “Give a big Laugh Off welcome to our special guest, the mesmerizing Michael Masterson, master of hypnosis!” The man who walked out on the stage in response to cheers and applause was obviously well known to most of the audience. He was handsome, with a trim body that suggested that he kept himself active. His scruffy beard seemed, in an odd way, to accentuate his features, rather than detract from them. It was his eyes though that instantly drew the attention of the whole room.
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