I am ___________

I am drinking a hard cider, eating Cheetos and watching the Olympics.
 
I am swamped with school work and missing Wicked Tuna. Good thing I remembered to DVR it.
 
I am in dire need of a chunky thigh inspector. This postion offers little monetary gain. But does incude numerous perks. Peaks. And a valley or two. Serious inquiries only.
 
I am trying to sleep but failing... there's definitely something wrong when I'm hoping my alarm will hurry up and go off...
 
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