I am Music

Oh lordy. If ever a Christmas song were meant for Literotica, this is the one!

Back Door Santa
I can't decide whether my favorite lines are "I ain't like the old Saint Nick / He don't come but once a year" or "I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home / I give 'em a few pennies so that we can be alone."

OK, let me think about this for a nanosecond. I like the first one best. :)





How the hell did you come up with that, Laura? Nicely disarranged hair, BTW.
 
I can't decide whether my favorite lines are "I ain't like the old Saint Nick / He don't come but once a year" or "I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home / I give 'em a few pennies so that we can be alone."

OK, let me think about this for a nanosecond. I like the first one best. :)





How the hell did you come up with that, Laura? Nicely disarranged hair, BTW.

I was polishing my research skills. Really. That's not a metaphor. Ahem. I get a thrill from obscure finds.

And yknow I need to express my Laura love at least once a year.
 
So on the subject of innuendo songs--the one I brought up--I have another entry. It's not a holiday song, but it's about a party so just imagine wreaths and candy canes. :cool:

And Tzara, I have a complete provenance for this one. My parents had a bunch of 78s and this song was one I wasn't supposed to know existed. But yknow like every kid worth his or her salt, I knew where everything was.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6T5k4h-F_A
 
I have a dear friend who likes "industrial rock", and I think is secretly amused a my dismayed reaction to it. This is my retaliation. I think this is very joyful music, but not for the faint of heart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3alZj4NwA

That right there is some bad-ass thunder for the ears. I'm looking up the rest of their catalog now that I've listened to this song (four times in a row, because holy shitballs man). It's like these guys were intentionally making music that was death metal, just in major chords and without most of the distortion. A berzerker jazz mosh pit is just waiting to happen. I can dig this all day long.
 
That right there is some bad-ass thunder for the ears. I'm looking up the rest of their catalog now that I've listened to this song (four times in a row, because holy shitballs man). It's like these guys were intentionally making music that was death metal, just in major chords and without most of the distortion. A berzerker jazz mosh pit is just waiting to happen. I can dig this all day long.

Hi, WD -- I know you are a metal aficionado. These guys don't really fit that genre. The Mahavishnu Orchestra was one of the first so-called jazz/rock fusion bands of the '70s. They didn't have a Satanic vibe at all; their leader was a convert to Hinduism who had a guru, cut his hair short, quit taking dope, and wore all-white clothing on stage. Mahavishnu John McLaughlin and the drummer had previously played with Miles Davis. MMJ wrote music that incorporated elements of Indian classical music, jazz, funk, and Hendrix. It is, of course, very loud and fast.
 
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