I am NOT a smartass

[jcgirl]

Theres asses in every thread.

Oh wait...you mean.......oh let me look again

 

[Dillinger]

Free Your Mind
And Your Ass Will Follow

Written by: G Clinton, E Hazel, R Davis
Performed by: Funkadelic



Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within

Freedom is free of the need to be free

Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Yeah

Free your mind and your ass will follow (your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within
Whoaaaaa!
Free your mind (will you free your mind?)
And your ass will follow (and your ass will follow)
I have never, never never
Never in my life
Have this given to me

Free your mind and your ass will follow
Not like you
You are as free as you want to be (your ass will follow)

Well, I discovered that this life that was gettin' to me
Is not really mine (Free your mind and your ass will follow)
If it were mine, I would have fun all of the time
I'm very disgruntled now
Now, I want a way out, now
I have to find a way
I have to find some way out
Free your mind and your ass will follow

Give it up, give it up (free your mind and your ass will follow)
Give it up and give it to me, baby

I'm calling you love
Love from my heart

Free your mind and your ass will follow

Wowww!


Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow

Get it on!
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind!)
The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind yawf)
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within (are you satisfied?)
The kingdom of heaven is within
(I wanna know! Free your mind and your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within (I Really care)
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within
I'm so confused about it all
I'm so confused about the whole thing
I don't understand
I don't understand nothin'
I don't know what I feel
I can't feel me, I can't live me, I can't be me
My mind, it does not belong to me
I'm so confused
I can't hear myself
I can't hear myself calling for help
I can't free my mind
So my ass can't follow
Someone help me
I got to get help
Here's my arm
Help me escape
I don't want to
I can't free my mind
No, no, no
They won't free me
I can't run
I can't get out
I can't free my mind
I'm so mixed up
So mixed up
What time is it?

Resurrection, free of charge
I can't hear me
Free your mind and your ass will follow
I can't
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow

 

[Madame Pandora]

Took you long enough, Dill...

How much MORE of a set-up did you NEED to post that?

RETRO ASS...hello??

MP

 

[jcgirl]

He's just a tad on the slow side tonite

 

[Dillinger]

Took me a while, MP, to dig up the Lyrics...

You know I just saw the P-Funk All-stars in this terrible movie on Comedy Central called P.C.U.. but hell GEORGE fucking CLINTON was in it!

 

[Mistress]

Smart ass or not, I rather like it!

 

[Satyn]

My ass is present and accounted for sir!! But if you don't mind, I didn't sign the waiver for that transposing experiment ... seems a little risky to me!

 

[Mistress]

Do we need to have our asses probe as well?

 

[jcgirl]

Why does everything have to do with things going in or coming outta my ass?!

 

[Dillinger]

Why not?

 

[Mistress]

I"m due for a bit of ass probing myself....

 

[jcgirl]

Hey Waiter? Anal probe for Mistress!

 

[GuyJD]

Free Your Mind
And Your Ass Will Follow

Written by: G Clinton, E Hazel, R Davis
Performed by: Funkadelic



Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within

Freedom is free of the need to be free

Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Yeah

Free your mind and your ass will follow (your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within
Whoaaaaa!
Free your mind (will you free your mind?)
And your ass will follow (and your ass will follow)
I have never, never never
Never in my life
Have this given to me

Free your mind and your ass will follow
Not like you
You are as free as you want to be (your ass will follow)

Well, I discovered that this life that was gettin' to me
Is not really mine (Free your mind and your ass will follow)
If it were mine, I would have fun all of the time
I'm very disgruntled now
Now, I want a way out, now
I have to find a way
I have to find some way out
Free your mind and your ass will follow

Give it up, give it up (free your mind and your ass will follow)
Give it up and give it to me, baby

I'm calling you love
Love from my heart

Free your mind and your ass will follow

Wowww!


Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow

Get it on!
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind!)
The kingdom of heaven is within (free your mind yawf)
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within (are you satisfied?)
The kingdom of heaven is within
(I wanna know! Free your mind and your ass will follow)
The kingdom of heaven is within (I Really care)
The kingdom of heaven is within

The kingdom of heaven is within
I'm so confused about it all
I'm so confused about the whole thing
I don't understand
I don't understand nothin'
I don't know what I feel
I can't feel me, I can't live me, I can't be me
My mind, it does not belong to me
I'm so confused
I can't hear myself
I can't hear myself calling for help
I can't free my mind
So my ass can't follow
Someone help me
I got to get help
Here's my arm
Help me escape
I don't want to
I can't free my mind
No, no, no
They won't free me
I can't run
I can't get out
I can't free my mind
I'm so mixed up
So mixed up
What time is it?

Resurrection, free of charge
I can't hear me
Free your mind and your ass will follow
I can't
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind and your ass will follow

Make my funk the P-funk, I want my funk uncut.
Make my funk the P-funk, I wants to get funked up.
I want the bomb, I want the P-funk.
Don't want my funk stepped on.
Make my funk the P-funk before I take it home.