I bought chia seeds

[Ann_Tagonist]

Now I just have to figure out how to get them inside me.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I bought tomato seeds.

I fixed your post, Kenneth.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

They look like tiny fish eyeballs or frog eggs when hydrated.

 

[4est_Trump]

Shove them up your ass, Ken.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Tomaychia
Tomawchia

 

[rae121452]

chia pet!!! put them on your head and let them grow like hair.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

chia pet!!! put them on your head and let them grow like hair.

I got one of those once. It grew but ya know, underwhelming to say the least.
The sea monkeys of the vegetable world.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Speaking of which, can you still buy sea monkeys and shit in the back of comics or is it all codes for video games?

 

[4est_Trump]

I got one of those once. It grew but ya know, underwhelming to say the least.
The sea monkeys of the vegetable world.

Were you anticipating being overwhelmed by a plant?

 

[rae121452]

there was a young salesman from leeds
who swallowed six packets of seeds.
in a month, silly ass,
he was covered with grass
and couldn't sit down for the weeds!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Were you anticipating being overwhelmed by a plant?

Not really but something better than a tall moss would have been nice.

 

[rae121452]

sea monkeys are almost as exciting as watching mosquito larvae in a puddle.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

sea monkeys are almost as exciting as watching mosquito larvae in a puddle.

The comics always made them look so cool. Mom and dad sea monkey with little kid sea monkeys. Mom has a boytoy sea monkey sneaking in the backdoor while dad "works late" with his 19 year old sea monkey secretary.

 

[rae121452]

i think that was the comic page in the back of 'hustler'.

 

[silver gurl]

Throw them in a smoothie.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

i think that was the comic page in the back of 'hustler'.

They were my older brothers comics. I always wondered why the superhero was named Chester. And I never could figure out the storylines. Lots of pictures but few word balloons.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Throw them in a smoothie.

It has to be low carb...

 

[CottonCandy29]

Mix them with some yoghurt, oats, fresh fruit and protein powder. Leave them in the fridge over night. They will taste amazing in the morning. Just don't eat more than a tablespoon a day.

 

[silver gurl]

It has to be low carb...

Oh yeah...but can't you do good carbs? Or are you just doing carb free?

 

[Aquagal]

It has to be low carb...

Peanut butter, nutty, yogurt, chia seeds smoothie. They get gelatinous and fill you up.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Mix them with some yoghurt, oats, fresh fruit and protein powder. Leave them in the fridge over night. They will taste amazing in the morning. Just don't eat more than a tablespoon a day.

I got a teaspoon of the ground seeds in me. My stomach is kinda blah.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Oh yeah...but can't you do good carbs? Or are you just doing carb free?

Well...as little carb as possible for another week anyway. Kinda fell off the diet last weekend.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Peanut butter, nutty, yogurt, chia seeds smoothie. They get gelatinous and fill you up.

I bought some almond milk and "sugar free" peanut butter. I'll probably try that out.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I have a chia seed stuck in my tooth.

 

[Hal9000_]

I got a teaspoon of the ground seeds in me. My stomach is kinda blah.

Well...as little carb as possible for another week anyway. Kinda fell off the diet last weekend.

I bought some almond milk and "sugar free" peanut butter. I'll probably try that out.

I have a chia seed stuck in my tooth.

Fatty fatty two by four.

Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.