I came back to ask the Americans... are you ok?

[Lazaran]

Some people have way too much free time.

And waaaaay too many loose screws…

 

[HisArpy]

And waaaaay too many loose screws…

And then there's Bobyesthatbob who outstrips everyone in the lost screws department.

 

[Lazaran]

And then there's Bobyesthatbob who outstrips everyone in the lost screws department.

 

[dolf]

I appreciate the time and effort, but I did find myself expecting a *tips fedora* and zoned out after the second paragraph.
I make no apologies. People were warned.

The old timers are already aware of my attention span. Long, rambling rants will be lost on me.