I can't stand women...

[shereads]

Re: massage oil

sprinkling sand on my chest to provise shereads with good traction. Anything for the oppurtunity to look up her skirt.

I find I can stand most people, which coincidently, are women.

Cleats.

 

[SeaCat]

Re: Re: massage oil

Cleats.

Ouch


Cat

 

[cantdog]

Especially golf ones or cross country ones, which are just little spikes.

Egad, shereads. (If egad is the word I want.) I have stout knobs on the headboard. [/threadjack]

The point about the behaviors not being intrinsically women's behaviors is a valid one. How much has this dom thing affected you, Joe? Are you fishing for reasons to discipline, and therefore only looking at women? Should the thraed be, "I should whip these women because..."?

 

[shereads]

Egad, shereads. (If egad is the word I want.) [/threadjack]

[threadjack]

Egad is the word. It's underused, like "madcap." And "tony," which is used as an adjective only in restaurant reviews. [/threadjack]

The point about the behaviors not being intrinsically women's behaviors is a valid one. How much has this dom thing affected you, Joe? Are you fishing for reasons to discipline, and therefore only looking at women? Should the thraed be, "I should whip these women because..."?

Cdog cuts to the heart of the matter. Dom Neglect Syndrome, scourge of modern man.

 

[Guest]

Cdog cuts to the heart of the matter. Dom Neglect Syndrome, scourge of modern man.

I thought the scourge was male pattern baldness?

 

[shereads]

I thought the scourge was male pattern baldness?

Baldness is fine. Combovers are a scourge.

Dom Neglect Syndrome may be a root cause of both.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I hate men. Mostly. There. We're even.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I hate men. Mostly. There. We're even.

 

[Guest]

Baldness is fine. Combovers are a scourge.

Dom Neglect Syndrome may be a root cause of both.

Damn.

And me without my corset.

 

[cantdog]

Damn.

And me without my corset.

What!?

 

[shereads]

Don't take it to heart, cheerful. Lots of us have enormous affection for men. You are, after all, the transport and navigation system for the human penis. Not bad work if you can get it, right?

 

[Guest]

What!?

Hey cant!

You aren't supposed to be here!

Aren't you snowsledding or snowshoeing or something?

Freezing your 'nards and all that?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

*sigh* Not you. I said mostly. I can make a few exceptions for the non-assholes.

 

[cantdog]

Hey cant!

You aren't supposed to be here!

Aren't you snowsledding or snowshoeing or something?

Freezing your 'nards and all that?

That starts Sunday, early. Then overnight in the camp on Sysladobsis, then back Monday.

But yeah. Soon enough, the bliss of snowshoes will be mine!

 

[Guest]

That starts Sunday, early. Then overnight in the camp on Sysladobsis, then back Monday.

But yeah. Soon enough, the bliss of snowshoes will be mine!

 

[Kassiana]

I can't stand women...
--Me neither, the heartless bitches.

As for chattiness when I want quiet, the worst is the saleswoman. I was out walking, enjoying myself, when some annoying bitch took my smile at her as an invitation to try to sell me some crap I neither wanted nor needed (computers? I can't quite remember). When I'm out walking, even if it's for leisure and not for fitness, for the Gods' sake don't try to sell me anything.

Of course, I've had men do that before, too. They're annoying bitches when they do it, just as much as women are.

 

[domjoe]

Well, it looks like I'm not the only one. By pure coincidence, my wife showed me this article yesterday (Belsize Park is a adjacent to Hampstead):


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Showdown over 4x4s on the school run
By Fiona Cassidy, Evening Standard
11 January 2005
Parents took to the street today in protest against the booming trend for mothers to use off-road vehicles for the school run.

Parents and residents gathered by a busy north London junction for a standoff with drivers.

Some protesters from the Alliance Against Urban 4x4s Group donned mortar boards and gowns to issue mothers in SUVs with "could do better" report cards, and fake parking tickets.


There were some angry scenes at the protest outside the Tavistock Centre in Belsize Park as drivers tried to make their past the protesters.

Alliance member Brian Gascoigne said the protest was the only way to get the issue noticed. He said: "Our aim today is to make driving 4x4s as unfashionable as wearing fur for mums. In America one child a week dies because a parent drives over them in a 4x4."

However Sue Summers, a mother and off-road-vehicle driver mum said: "It is ridiculous. They are acting like the drivers are the criminal. We have no choice but to drive our children to school as it is too dangerous to walk to school by themselves for fear they will get mugged."

 

[Guest]

In America one child a week dies because a parent drives over them in a 4x4."

Made me larf. P.

 

[cloudy]

I'm with everyone else on the petite soccer moms who drive 4 x 4's - what the hell do they need them for???? I mean, c'mon. It's just gotten to be a status symbol, that's all.

We have a 4 x 4 King Cab dually - it gets driven only rarely (we have to remember to go start it once a week and let it run for awhile so the engine won't lock up). We use it for a) pulling a huge gooseneck 4-horse trailer, and b) pulling one of our other vehicles out of the mud.....that's it. It's not a status thing, it's something of a necessity out in the middle of nowhere. I hate driving it. How it became something people want to drive, I'll never know.

 

[domjoe]

I drove a big Mitsubishi 4x4 in the states. Bit of a gas guzzler, but basically it made sense to drive it out there. It was great for long distances, and I felt well protected from the elements.

But on the tiny streets of London it's a really stupid thing to drive.

 

[Liar]

*sigh* Not you. I said mostly. I can make a few exceptions for the non-assholes.

Still, methinks it's when people feel they hafta make exceptions from hating, as if hate was the norm. It should be the other way around.

#L

 

[cloudy]

Still, methinks it's when people feel they hafta make exceptions from hating, as if hate was the norm. It should be the other way around.

#L

Very well put, Liar.

The one thing that most people don't understand about hate is that it's a very destructive emotion - for yourself, not for those you hate.....it doesn't bother them a bit.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm with everyone else on the petite soccer moms who drive 4 x 4's - what the hell do they need them for???? I mean, c'mon. It's just gotten to be a status symbol, that's all.

We have a 4 x 4 King Cab dually - it gets driven only rarely (we have to remember to go start it once a week and let it run for awhile so the engine won't lock up). We use it for a) pulling a huge gooseneck 4-horse trailer, and b) pulling one of our other vehicles out of the mud.....that's it. It's not a status thing, it's something of a necessity out in the middle of nowhere. I hate driving it. How it became something people want to drive, I'll never know.

There was a time when a 4x4 came in one flavor. Army Surplus. Many Gi's came back from the War in Europe or the pacific with a fondness for the jeep. They were rugged, dependable, could go practically anywhere and before completion of the interstates, there were a lot of states wehre you needed something rugged for driving on what passed for roads.

Commercial jeeps were pretty utilitarian for a long time. there was a market for vehicles with four wheel drive. In parts of the south east & south west, they were the replacements for the draft horse teams of an earlier era, as you said for pulling things out of the mud and hauling trailers of various types. In areas where it snowed often, people wanted the extra traction. There was a market and when it was realized there was a market, everyone started making 4x4s.

With competiton came a kind of arms race. Each company trying to make their 4x4 more attractive to the potential buyers than everyone elses. the main arena was comfort and amenities. At some point, some gent with a family had to look at getting a minivan for the little woman. This gent, realized he could kill two birds with one stone, by getting her a 4x4 instead. It had the kid hauling capacity she would need, and he could take it out to the deer camp on weekends.

When enough folks were opting for this, the manufaturers realized it and responded. Making the SUV more luxurious in hopes of capturing this niche market. As they became more van like more people opted for them. As more did, the manufaturers added more amenities, until you got Cadillac & Lincoln involved.

Thus the evolution of the scourge of driving today.

 

[Black Tulip]

....
However Sue Summers, a mother and off-road-vehicle driver mum said: "It is ridiculous. They are acting like the drivers are the criminal. We have no choice but to drive our children to school as it is too dangerous to walk to school by themselves for fear they will get mugged."

And why can't she walk with them?

I have a regular parent killing instinct. In fact every morning when I go to work by bike and find the entire cycle path blocked with idiots who are training their kids on the way to school. Dutch equivalent of your 4x4's.

 

[domjoe]

Dutch equivalent of your 4x4's.

Bikes = Dutch 4 X 4s..

I'm getting to think I prefer the Dutch equivalent of pretty much everything, BT.