the First 'National Freak Day' celebration. If you are a freak, you are in luck! (I am just getting all wet thinking about it!)
Your day has come. You will be pamperd and loved, worshiped and huged, by all of the non-Freaky people of the Nation.
So, All you Hornrim glasses, white shirt, polyester pants, close hair cut toting, conservatives out there, better get ready to stoop down and kiss the ass of all of the freaks in your neighborhood.
Most major flower shops will be making Lava Lamp flower arrangements you can order and send one to your favorite freak.
All local tatoo and body piercing shops offer gift certificates, to show that freak in your life that you love them.
Or you could always make a gift for your favorite freak.
Here are some ideas....
1. A "Weird Harold" pencil holder. All you have to do is download a pic of Harold at Disneyland, print out the picture, and cut out the outline of him and the Disney character you like best. Then with a rinsed out tin can, use construction paper, and glue to cover the outside of the can. Lay Harold on the can and then with some contact paper, adhere him to this lovely, and useful gift.
2. A cast of "Monty Python" Favorite Movie Mobile This is self explanitory.
3. A "I imprinted my privates in cement for you" stepping stone for the freak's garden.
There are endless others. Like:
4. How about a freash baked "GR's 5 layer Tofu and miso cake, with crumble Polenta topping"
5."Mistress the Snuggling Fool Singing and Snuggling Telegram"
I will be sure to remind everyone of this holiday, a good week before hand, but if you are going to be making your gifts, you need to get started ahead of time...
If you get held up and can't make gifts, remember...
Godiva Chocolates will be offering the 'RU PAUL' chocolate collection, or the 'Lenny Kravitz, life sized, anatomically correct, Chocolate figure'......(this is what I want..so just remember that!)
Your day has come. You will be pamperd and loved, worshiped and huged, by all of the non-Freaky people of the Nation.
So, All you Hornrim glasses, white shirt, polyester pants, close hair cut toting, conservatives out there, better get ready to stoop down and kiss the ass of all of the freaks in your neighborhood.
Most major flower shops will be making Lava Lamp flower arrangements you can order and send one to your favorite freak.
All local tatoo and body piercing shops offer gift certificates, to show that freak in your life that you love them.
Or you could always make a gift for your favorite freak.
Here are some ideas....
1. A "Weird Harold" pencil holder. All you have to do is download a pic of Harold at Disneyland, print out the picture, and cut out the outline of him and the Disney character you like best. Then with a rinsed out tin can, use construction paper, and glue to cover the outside of the can. Lay Harold on the can and then with some contact paper, adhere him to this lovely, and useful gift.
2. A cast of "Monty Python" Favorite Movie Mobile This is self explanitory.
3. A "I imprinted my privates in cement for you" stepping stone for the freak's garden.
There are endless others. Like:
4. How about a freash baked "GR's 5 layer Tofu and miso cake, with crumble Polenta topping"
5."Mistress the Snuggling Fool Singing and Snuggling Telegram"
I will be sure to remind everyone of this holiday, a good week before hand, but if you are going to be making your gifts, you need to get started ahead of time...
If you get held up and can't make gifts, remember...
Godiva Chocolates will be offering the 'RU PAUL' chocolate collection, or the 'Lenny Kravitz, life sized, anatomically correct, Chocolate figure'......(this is what I want..so just remember that!)
