I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Eyereadtoo]

IDAYPM because you converse using too damn many one word sentences. Try actually completing a full sentence with some semblance of structure and I'll message you.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I didn't answer your pm because I am so new the paint hasn't dried in my pm box and there are no messages for me to send a reply.

 

[russko]

Fairly straightforward....be truthful, funny, vent passive aggressively....whatever....just don't name names.....

.....so....

IDAYPM because it's the same one you've sent 25 time before.....and have yet to delete the other girl's name from the top.....

IDAYPM because i nd 2 ac2ually have wordz yo......

IDAYPM because it's only been ten minutes since you sent it....

brilliant thread! so very true ....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

IDAYPM because you converse using too damn many one word sentences. Try actually completing a full sentence with some semblance of structure and I'll message you.

Seriously?

 

[PrissOff]

IDAYPM because we have nothing in common and I think your profile is bogus.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

IDAYPM because I can't type with my hands full

 

[Sonichu]

IDAYPM because Sonichu was bringing it to me and he accidentally zapped it.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

IDAYPM because your mom said I had to wait until you finished in the bathtub

 

[NCincestlover]

IDAYPM because you started it with sup

 

[DarlingCunt]

IDAYPM because it was cheesy, unoriginal, and a little on the pathetic side.

Put some effort into it. More than three words would be a good start.

 

[Sonichu]

IDAYPM because I'm Amish and don't believe in buttons.

 

[THROBBS]

IDAYPM because I'm Amish and don't believe in buttons.

pssst... You're gonna get shunned. You're supposed to not believe in ZIPPERS.

 

[senzafine]

IDAYPM because you asked my name and admitted to Google stalk me after the second Pm. Points for honesty? Creepiness?

IDAYPM because the 'conversation' was drier than sandpaper.

IDAYPM because I need something more to go on than an empty profile, 3 posts and "Would you like to chat??"

 

[Sonichu]

IDAYPMB I'm too busy playing Mario Kart to answer my fan mail.

 

[seth6138]

IDAYPM because men in panties do nothing for me

 

[Mropietaylor69]

IDAYPM because you asked my name and admitted to Google stalk me after the second Pm. Points for honesty? Creepiness?

IDAYPM because the 'conversation' was drier than sandpaper.

IDAYPM because I need something more to go on than an empty profile, 3 posts and "Would you like to chat??"

IDAYPM I wouldn't, who said I did?

 

[Sonichu]

IDAYPMB I'm having PMS.

 

[LusterMunky]

To all:

IDAYPMB because I have PMs turned off.

If you have something to say to me do it on the threads where it can shine in the light of day.

I don't do PMs, IMs, emails, or Pony Express.

Just say it.

 

[elli1]

IDAYPMB because I have PMs turned off.

If you have something to say to me do it on the threads where it can shine in the light of day.

I don't do PMs, IMs, emails, or Pony Express.

Just say it.

owls?

 

[Sonichu]

IDAYPMB Derpy got lost on the way there.

 

[LusterMunky]

owls?

Hokay.

 

[senzafine]

IDAYPM I wouldn't, who said I did?

You wouldn't? Damnit.

 

[TheSilverLining]

IDAYPMB I'm posting from my phone, and I simply CBA to be abusive without a keyboard.

 

[troubledone]

You wouldn't? Damnit.

I get worked up with that all pervading dampness in the equatorial region

IDAYPMB I'm posting from my phone, and I simply CBA to be abusive without a keyboard.

We were not in a weightless atmosphere yet her gravity defying twins distracted me

 

[bootsnz84]

IDAYPM because I'm not your Mommy and I won't spank you till you wet your panties.
FYI that is so beyond creepy dude.