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I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

You didn't give me much to work with.

Addendum: And I'm really fucking tired of having to carry conversations.
 
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I didn't answer your p.m. because..... I was answering actual friendly kinky PM's from humans.
 
I did. And you didn't respond to mine. Fortunately I'm into guys who don't message me back. Hashtagdaddyissues.
 
Oh, and I didn't answer it because you never sent the fucking thing! Hell! *kicks rocks*
 
I sent my response to myself first to see how it sounded....I fell so in love with the words, I convinced myself they were from you.....Then I saw you reply to another man's post on the What Are You Drinking thread....cheating tramp!
 
islandjoe2 said:
I sent my response to myself first to see how it sounded....I fell so in love with the words, I convinced myself they were from you.....Then I saw you reply to another man's post on the What Are You Drinking thread....cheating tramp!
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I'm giving you side eye right now. That was just ridiculous. ;) :p
 
I didn't answer your PM because...

...it was too long, and it was all about you. How dominating and how cerebral you were.
Bah. Walk the talk, sweets. And also...
I like me! Tell me about how amazing I am and I'll follow you around :p
 
IDAYPMB because your profile included a pic of your either your ass or your tiny penis. Plus your pm was all about you and had nothing to do with me, and was probably a copy and paste job seen hundreds of times before by other members.
 
IDAYPMB as it turns out, I don't put out on the first PM. Also, you kind of creeped me out when you mentioned where I'm from. Also, I'm not really in the market for a new stalker girlfriend, virtual or otherwise, but thank you for asking. Um, also, no I don't want to rub your feet, romantic as that sounds. Also, I didn't really need an alphabetized list of past boyfriends as references, I'm sure you're a very nice person.
 
islandjoe2 said:
IDAYPMB as it turns out, I don't put out on the first PM. Also, you kind of creeped me out when you mentioned where I'm from. Also, I'm not really in the market for a new stalker girlfriend, virtual or otherwise, but thank you for asking. Um, also, no I don't want to rub your feet, romantic as that sounds. Also, I didn't really need an alphabetized list of past boyfriends as references, I'm sure you're a very nice person.
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Would you prefer that I put my list of references in chronological order? And if so, by the date that I saw us as being in a committed relationship or in the order that they filed restraining orders?
 
DayMaker said:
Would you prefer that I put my list of references in chronological order? And if so, by the date that I saw us as being in a committed relationship or in the order that they filed restraining orders?
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Lol, ideally you would make an intricate crossword puzzle that incorporates names, locations of first kiss (or where you fantasized about the first kiss), and their username.
 
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