I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Kat73]

Because the answer was no and if I don't answer, you might think there's a chance I'll answer yes...

 

[HBergeron]

I answered the first and second, but as your story unraveled, I sincerely doubted your sincerity, so no answers anymore...

 

[Iceprincess12]

The answer was on the tip of my tongue, but then I got a papercut. Sliced it right off!

I have nothin’ for ya.

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

I ran out of gas!
I got a flat tire!
I didn’t have change for cab fare!
I lost my tux at the cleaners!
I locked my keys in the car!
An old friend came in from out of town!
Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!
IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

 

[Sundayschild]

I ran out of gas!
I got a flat tire!
I didn’t have change for cab fare!
I lost my tux at the cleaners!
I locked my keys in the car!
An old friend came in from out of town!
Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!
IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

 

[Karabare]

Because an oxford comma is a real thing and you should review how to use it.

 

[base10]

Because an oxford comma is a real thing and you should review how to use it.

Second

 

[LizVegas79]

IDAYPMB I probably accidentally deleted it before reading it.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Because an oxford comma is a real thing and you should review how to use it.

Oh my gosh. I never use the Oxford comma. No wonder I never hear back from pms I send. Karabare is cute, funny and sexy. Oh damn there I go again!!!

 

[Downundergirl79]

There was nothing in that pm that was of substance

 

[BadAmy]

I'm kind of a cunt. And kisses are a nice start.

 

[BigBadWolf]

Your message was just boring

 

[EllaMayme]

Because saying I didn't want to talk about it apparently wasn't clear enough

 

[OldUncleJack]

...I deleted it by mistake!!

 

[Tenderkiss]

because I don't know how to type.

 

[thefishfryer]

Because your a bot spamming my inbox.

 

[julybaby04]

Because I don't want to do what you offered.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I didn't want to

 

[thefishfryer]

Because I don't want to do what you offered.

That was my offer and If you don't like it.............. well I have others.

Apologies to Groucho Marx

 

[julybaby04]

That was my offer and If you don't like it.............. well I have others.

Apologies to Groucho Marx

.....you're so cute......

 

[fma20fma]

hi

slow/dull pm without thrilling offer is not worth reply.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I was occupied with something else

 

[Karabare]

Your grammar is lacking.

 

[iris3456]

I told you no

 

[ExiledWelshman]

You didn't send one.