I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[ashik09]

Because the eleven billion replies to, "Do u hv pusi yet?" that I thought of just didn't seem cutting enough for that level of offensive stupidity.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Because...I am not coming to Lit much these days...But I will get to it when able...

 

[jasonmason]

Because once again, you never sent it to me.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I’m not going to answer questions, especially ones about my children, with someone I don’t know.

 

[base10]

I didn't answer because putting a complete sentence together seems incredibly difficult for you. Also, your slang isn't cutesy, I have no clue what you're saying.

 

[Gemma_0]

because you asked me if I was into having sex with vegetables

 

[base10]

because you asked me if I was into having sex with vegetables

Damn I thought that was a pretty reasonable thing to ask a stranger, good to know

 

[Gracie13]

I didn't answer because putting a complete sentence together seems incredibly difficult for you. Also, your slang isn't cutesy, I have no clue what you're saying.

Oh lord this just made me laugh

 

[Phosphene]

Because your morning wood is not of general interest.

 

[Gemma_0]

I don't know you from Adam

 

[KarenB59]

You have to send it first so don't blame me.

 

[LadyJS]

Because I blocked your sorry ass after your initial message, and I wasn't going to unblock you just to send you something.

 

[JerseyJade]

Because I don't like you.

 

[sexysecrets]

I’m not old enough to be your mom so stop pushing your “son” fantasty on me. Also you are why I turned messages off for a while. *

 

[thefishfryer]

Because I don't like you.

Was it something I said?

 

[ashik09]

Just not in the mood to right now, sorry. Nothing personal.

 

[fire515]

Why didn't I answer your PM? This is why:

Your messages consist of 'hi', 'ok' and my personal favourite 'yup'!
When you do decide to go all multisyllabic on me you ask if I have any naked pics of myself or any dick pics.? Have any naked pics of your wife? Does she have a dick? And if so do you have any pics? What about her friends? Any photos of them? And if so I'll wait while you get them.

Sweet Jesus man buy me dinner at least!

Here's a PM you don't have to answer: fuckkkkkkkkk offffffffff

Wow, that felt good. I feel much better now!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians.

 

[sexysecrets]

Why didn't I answer your PM? This is why:

Your messages consist of 'hi', 'ok' and my personal favourite 'yup'!
When you do decide to go all multisyllabic on me you ask if I have any naked pics of myself or any dick pics.? Have any naked pics of your wife? Does she have a dick? And if so do you have any pics? What about her friends? Any photos of them? And if so I'll wait while you get them.

Sweet Jesus man buy me dinner at least!

Here's a PM you don't have to answer: fuckkkkkkkkk offffffffff

Wow, that felt good. I feel much better now!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians.

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!!

 

[fire515]

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!!

Thank you!

 

[AllIsGood]

Why didn't I answer your PM? This is why:

Your messages consist of 'hi', 'ok' and my personal favourite 'yup'!
When you do decide to go all multisyllabic on me you ask if I have any naked pics of myself or any dick pics.? Have any naked pics of your wife? Does she have a dick? And if so do you have any pics? What about her friends? Any photos of them? And if so I'll wait while you get them.

Sweet Jesus man buy me dinner at least!

Here's a PM you don't have to answer: fuckkkkkkkkk offffffffff

Wow, that felt good. I feel much better now!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians.

Happy Thanksgiving & ignore the morons

 

[LadyJS]

Because you didn't answer my last one.

 

[JanMor63]

Because it’s pretty clear in my signature that I will speak to you on my terms

 

[TheMrBurns]

You didn't seem interested with that two word message... I prefer conversations to have two partciants

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I saw it, couldn't respond, and forget.... sorry!

 

[Azuldrgon]

We get pm's?